Nerve Dating Confessions



Confession of the Day

"I have turned into (a female version of) Don Draper."

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"I'd like to know if anyone over 40 writes/reads confessions here. Click relate if you are over 40, can't relate if younger."

"monday morning survey: if you're a female, please click "i can relate," and if you're a male, "i can't relate." i am just curious to know how many of each frequent this site."

"i hate giving oral sex."

"God gave us the canonical position. It is nice and entirely satisfactory. Why do so many of you worry about oral and anal?"

"I want a cute woman to burp in my mouth when she kisses me."

"I am curious about people who confess here. How many of you have profiles on adult friend finder? Agree=Yes, Disagree=No. Thanks."

"In the past month I've been rejected by two fat chicks and a prostitute. A Prostitute! I had the money and everything."

"I find the act of sex to be incredibly unsexy and awkward."

"A 23-year-old man who's slept with 150 people is not merely okay, he's a stud. If he wasn't okay, he wouldn't have 150 partners."

"I'm a submissive diaper boy. Mommy feeds me from her breasts, makes all my decisions for me and, yes, I use the diapers for their intended purpose. Ivy league educated."

"Would you date a 41 year old man who's recently separated (6 months) with 4 kids and seems to be looking to get as much pussy as possible (even though his profile suggests he's looking for love)? (yes=I can relate) (no=I can't relate)"

"i buy me blow jobs every now and then because i'm disgusted by vaginas. it shakes me when i think about getting close to a pussy. therefore i never have intercourse."

"i am living with my boyfriend who pays more attention to his live action role playing games than he does me. when he does fuck me, he doesnt kiss me. he forces blowjobs and i havent gotten off in months. he knows this, i've complained about it, he doesnt fix it. but im afraid if i leave him, i'll be alone."

"Why pussy tastes so bad?"

"Having sex with a condom is like licking a cake through glass."

"Anal sex SUCKS!"