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"Determining the severity of your commitment with your partner based on their Facebook or Myspace relationship status is like using a fortune cookie to select your career. Confucius say: Stupid."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "@ July 4 12:04A: Seriously? Are you sure he isn't gay? Please don't cry..."
2 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "...and he goes, as we amiably chatted at a garden party, "Because, you know, I really can't say no when women want to have sex with me, even when I don't really like them, if they try hard enough I always fuck them". Funny. I remember being *physically* pushed away by him no later than last Fall, as I tried to kiss him one night. I am officially the only woman in the world he won't fuck. I could cry, and probably will."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "11:34 Hah! Been there! I think that should be confession of the day."
1 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Thanks for this afternoon. The sex was awesome, but just knowing we can hang out too is delightful."
3 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "He says he loves me, but only as a friend....would have been much nicer to know before we had sex."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "He says he loves me, but only as a friend....would have been much nicer to know before we had sex."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Would you figure i was the one writing these messages if you ever knew I come to this site and anonymously tak about me and you"
4 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "I wonder if you want to text me as much as i want to text you."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Now everytime i eat ice creams im reminded of how we first came here for our simple but awesome summer dates."
2 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Please don't tell me you love me anymore. I loved you, too, but you ruined it."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "I am going to use the excuse of 4th of July to send a "forward" in hopes that you will answer back."
0 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "Oh i thing i memorized how your cologne smells. Too bad that it's one a lot of guy wear."
1 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "I hate that you drove standard. Everytime I hear one I have the uncontrollable urge to look out my window"
1 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "I'm going to have sex with someone else this weekend. Because you don't care enough about me."
2 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "What's the word... oh, yeah, asshole."
4 CanRelate 0 CantRelate "He says he doesn't want any drama in a woman. Of course he doesn't, that would make him share the stage and might even give him some competition for the drama queen that he is."