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"I love when you send me dirty texts at work."

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"i get wet just thinking about you."

"For the women. Can relate if you agree. I am sick of all of the confusion men seem to have regarding sex so here goes. 1) enjoy yourself 2) listen to her body language so it is that easy, but in case you are confused still here are the steps again... 1) Take pleasure out of everything you do to her. This includes every touch and kiss. Think about how good it feels to you while you are doing it. Enjoy yourself completely. Pleasure is contagious. 2) To further your enjoyment, take pleasure in listening to her. There is a gasp of breath, or a soft moan, or even a sudden silence that will come when you're doing something that feels just right for her. Enjoy the moments up until then, and especially enjoy them."

"i get wet just thinking about you."

"I want to fuck my sister."

"you are the best/worst pandora's box. you make me think about sex all day. gimme."

"you are the best/worst pandora's box. you make me think about sex all day. gimme."

"you are the best/worst pandora's box. you make me think about sex all day. gimme."

"I'm kinda in love with my co-worker; he's nice, I can count on him, he's taller than me, he can cheer me up if need be and he likes me be back. We agree that we'd go out on a date if one of us left the company but alas he's found comfort in the arms of another. I'm not too sad because he has 2 kids from his ex, I don't want kids. I work out every day he does not. But I still have a sweet spot for him. He seem happy with miss new thing, I'm happy to see him happy."

"I can't believe you dumped me already."

"I'm so happy I finally heard from him...I also feel slightly pathetic"

"If you are past 30 and cant read music, it's time to give up the Rock Star fantasy and get a job!"

"I really hope the pussy and the free UFC ppv was worth losing me over. Enjoy yourself, because you won't be enjoying me ever again."

"I think we should ban all marriage, why is it the government's business who I love and want to spend my life with? Why is marriage a legally binding contract? Why is is so fucking easy to get married and a field trip to the bowels of hell to get divorced? Sorry into my second year of the divorce that has no end, just a wee bit bitter. Why ruin a good thing and get married? Actually marriage licences should have expiration dates, I think people would better if they knew their partner might not renew."

"Sounds like some therapy is in order!! Maybe some anger management? Blame your father he's the one who lied to your mother, disrespected her, and broke their vows. There are only two people who are responsible for honoring those vows and they are the two people in the marriage. If your father didn't care enough to honor those vows, why should his lover? This woman isn't blameless, but there is more to the story than the woman's a whore and your father her unwitting victim."

"Mean Girls is on right now. When I flipped to the channel that scene came on where the blond with the huge rack says she can fit her fist in her mouth. I got hard. I'd love to fuck that really jewy looking girl too. Gretchen or whatever?"

"hehe. yall funny. think bout this. Married man cheats on his wife..wife blames other woman. all those whore's tryin to take my husband she says. But when a married woman cheats on her husband, husband says his wife is a whore. I think be should ban opposite sex marriage, seems like there is a communication barrier!"