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Mutual of Omaha by Rachel Shukert
In my Jewish Nebraskan youth group, they taught more than Hebrew.

Planet 51 by Scott Von Doviak
The premise is Pixar-caliber; the execution is strictly terrestrial. /entertainment/

Sex Advice From . . . Dungeons and Dragons Players by Eric Larnick
Q. What has D&D taught you about dating? A. Some days you're the knight, some days you're the dragon. /advice/

Nerve Made Me Do It: New Moon Midnight Screening by Jack Harrison
We send a professor of medieval literature to face 1,000 screaming Twilight fans.

Platinum Goddess by Kim Weston
Forget gold: these women are striking in silver, and not much else.

Everything I Know About Love I Learned From... Pedro Almodovar by Phil Nugent
Five lessons on romance from Penelope Cruz's favorite director. /entertainment/

Talking to Strangers by Sean McGurn and Meghan Pleticha
Nerve asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.

Awesome Advice, Way to Go! by Erin Bradley
Always pepper your column with a healthy dose of slut-shaming. /advice/

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Note that Nerve provides free memberships, paid (�Premium�) memberships, and a separate dating service (run by FastCupid). The following Terms of Service apply to Nerve memberships. Changes were made to the previous version in January 2006, focusing the Terms of Service on Nerve memberships.

1. Acceptance of Terms of Service By completing the registration process and clicking on the "join" button, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and to use Nerve in a manner consistent with all applicable laws and regulations. By joining Nerve, you are agreeing to both the following Terms of Service and that of FastCupid if you subsequently use our personals dating application. Users of Nerve Personals can view the relevant Nerve Personals Terms of Service at: http://personals.nerve.com/help.cgi.

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Nerve may disclose to third parties certain aggregate information contained in your registration application. We will not disclose your name, address, email address or telephone number without your prior consent, except to the extent necessary or appropriate to comply with applicable laws or in legal proceedings where such information is relevant. Read the Nerve Privacy Vow at: http://www.nerve.com/accounts/privacyPop.asp.

3. Modifications to these Terms of Service 
Nerve may modify these Terms of Service from time to time in its sole discretion. Notification of these changes will appear on the Nerve website; your continued use of Nerve memberships will signify your acceptance of any changes.

4. Modifications to Nerve 
Nerve may, at our discretion, add or delete features and services.

5. Content by Members 
You alone are responsible for any content you post on Nerve, including but not limited to feedback boards, personal ads, blogs and member profiles � and the consequences of any such content. You agree not to use Nerve or its partner sites to post or distribute material (including but not limited to text, graphics, video, programs or audio) that is unlawful, harassing, libelous, abusive, threatening, harmful, bigoted, racially offensive, obscene or otherwise objectionable, or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation. You also agree not to post material that contains advertising or any form of commercial solicitation, and not to impersonate any other person or entity, including impersonating an employee or consultant of Nerve or any of its partner sites.

In the case where you join Nerve Personals, do not post any contact information in your personal ad, including, but not limited to, email addresses, phone numbers, URLs, ICQ numbers or any kind of instant messaging identification. Any such contact information may be removed by FastCupid Nerve is not responsible for any interactions that occur between members after such contact information has been privately exchanged.

For further information regarding Personals postings, please see the Nerve Personals Terms of Service: http://personals.nerve.com/p/help.cgi

6. Copyrighted Material 
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YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT USE OF NERVE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. NERVE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS.

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9. Member Content Storage 
Nerve assumes no responsibility for the deletion of or failure to store your content.

10. Indemnification 
You agree to indemnify Nerve, its parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, partner sites, officers and employees against any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of your use of Nerve, the violation of these Terms of Service by you, or the infringement by you, or any other user of your account, of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity.

11. Termination of Membership 
Nerve reserves the right to refuse membership to anyone. Nerve may terminate your membership and any and all information, communications, or postings at any time, without notice, for conduct that violates this agreement or other policies or guidelines set out by Nerve elsewhere on Nerve (including, but not limited to Member Etiquette, which can be viewed here: http://www.nerve.com/accounts/etiquette.asp), or for online conduct that Nerve believes is harmful to other members, the business of Nerve, or other third-party information providers.

While we can't regulate what happens between members once they decide to meet offline, we do take all complaints regarding offline behavior very seriously. If we feel that your continued use of the Nerve could lead to offline behavior that is harmful to other members or the business of Nerve, we will suspend your account with no refund. Depending on the severity and/or number of complaints, we may or may not send you warning emails before suspending your account.

12. Legal Venue 
This agreement shall be governed by the laws of the State of New York in The United States of America, excluding that body of law known as conflicts of law and the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the Sale of Goods.

13. Severability & Headings 
If any provision herein is held to be invalid or unenforceable for any reason, the remaining provisions will continue in full force without being impaired or invalidated in any way. Headings are for reference purposes only and in no way define, limit, construe or describe the scope or extent of such section.

14. Entire Agreement 
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the parties pertaining to the subject matter hereof, and supersedes in their entirety any and all written or oral agreements previously existing between the parties with respect to such subject matter.