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  • Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder

      Brandon Piekarsky entering court before his acquittal on third-degree murder charges. Piekarsky's level of involvement in the killing is unclear, as he wasn't believed to have helped in the beating. On July 12th, in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, a group of white teenagers were walking home when they came across a young Hispanic man ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-15-2009
  • PETA's Insane Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Voting

      The People For the Ethical Treatment of Tasty Animals, already riding a small wave of publicity from its Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door (read: "nobody activists") competition, has decided to steal a page from People Magazine and follow-up with The Sexiest Vegetarian Alive (read: "celebrities.") We're pretty ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-15-2009
  • New Bra Makes Your Boobs Look Bigger When You’re Turned On

    A new bra being sold overseas claims that, thanks to memory foam and natural sweat, it can boost your bosom when you're getting in the mood. As if you needed another reason for men to stare at your breasts... The bra, being sold this summer in the range of 25 English pounds, is the work of the Lisca lingerie company, out of Slovenia. ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-15-2009
  • While You Were Sleeping: Paul Newman’s Gay Affair

      Free mp3s from the likes of She & Him, Robyn Hitchcock, and Shawn Mullins can be yours if you donate so much as one dollar to save Paste Magazine. We really feel bad for this woman who cried in her mugshot photo, even though she put up an ad on an elevator wall offering sex for money and gave out her real phone number. Tom Hanks is ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-15-2009
  • Celibate Priest Publishes Sex Advice Book

      It's being touted as "The Catholic Karma Sutra," which is hilarious enough to warrant its own story. The book is by a man who goes by the name of Father Ksawery Knotz, and he's a celibate monk residing in Poland, where his book is selling like sexy hotcakes. But what does some monk, probably a virgin, know about ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
  • Take Him to Detroit: America's 11 Most Depressing Places

      This really ain't Michigan's week, is it? First, some dumbass ex-Mayor was arrested for having an extramarital affair in the middle of the street. Then, we made a mean joke about the Detroit Free Press and it's sex advice column, complete with a newspaper headline that says, "Detroit Blows." Now, comes word that ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
  • Transgender Marriage Struck Down By the Great State of Tennessee

      In November 2007, a man and a woman walked into county clerk's office in Davidson County, Tennessee. Both had driver's licenses identifying them as "opposite marriage people"-- or, in logical land terms, a man and a woman. They were quickly married and promptly forgotten about by the state... ...until this past March, ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
  • New Mom Dropped By Insurer For Being Slightly Overweight

      The insurance company worried that it would have to take care of children like the ones picture above, based on no evidence other than the mother they were carrying tipped the scales at over 200 pounds. Anna Holten is a 26-year-old Swedish woman. She stands at about 5' 4" (169cm) and weighs about 220 pounds (100 kg), giving her a ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
  • One Final Request: 75-Year-Old Wants A Designer Vagina

      Here's one of those stories The Sun probably pulled out of its ass one day at 4:55pm, the editors not even caring that it wasn't sourced: A 75-year-old Russian woman has successfully undergone a vaginal operation to restore her genitals to a younger state. Yes-- "Nina M." has herself a state-of-the-art designer vag... ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
  • While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan's Desperate Living

      Holly Madison rebounded from Hugh Hefner with... Russell Brand? We have to agree: this or any other ad for the pill is going to piss off the stuffy-butthole-people.  A quick thinking teenage boy saved his 4-year-old sister from being kidnapped when he actually raced after and caught up to the truck she was being driven off in. ...
    Posted to Scanner (Weblog) by Brian Fairbanks on 05-14-2009
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