We're obviously having too much fun with these lists, but we don't want to be too cruel. So, America's limpest cities after the jump.
10. Omaha, NE
9. Modesto, CA
8. Bakersfield, CA
7. Anchorage, AK
6. Oklahoma City, OK
5. Fort Worth, TX
4. Arlington, TX
3. Charelston, WV
2. Lubbock, TX
1. Tulsa, OK
Arlington, TX, ranked ...