The Remote Island : penis

Judd Apatow On AMC's "Storymakers": "There Is A Certain Amount Of Penis America Can Handle In 2009"

Jake Kalish — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:40:00 GMT

Tonight at 10, Apatow, Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Nick Cassavetes sit down with hosts Peter Guber and Peter Bart to discuss film. And, apparently,male genitalia.

We find Apatow's statement to be true, and profound. Of course, then the question is: what is the proper amount of penis?

We've spent our whole lives trying to figure that out. Oh, you were expecting an answer? Okay, hold on...

Seven. Seven what? Inches? Minutes? Penises?

No, just seven.

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CNN Loves Penis . . . Uh, What?

Olivia Purnell — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:00:00 GMT

Damn if we don’t love a Freudian slip. Watch CNN’s Zain Verjee slip over and over again.

Accidental penis reportage after the jump.

We know we’re immature. Totally cool with it. We still like fart jokes too.

(buzzfeed.com)

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"Grey's Anatomy": Everybody Wants To Know If You Can Really Break Your Penis

Jake Kalish — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:35:00 GMT

Because of yesterday's episode, in which McSteamy fractured his thingie, two of the most Googled terms today are "penile fracture" and "broken penis".

To save you the trouble, gentleman, here are answers to your worries about your wang's fragility. And here's testimony from a man who broke his penis. C'mon, you don't go to www.ibrokemypenis.com?

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HBO Picks Up "Hung", A Well-Endowed Comedy Starring Thomas Jane

Jake Kalish — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:33:00 GMT

So what? Women don't care about that. And the vagina doesn't even go that deep anyway, so big ones are just stupid and hurtful. Who cares? Shut up.

Anyway, HBO has picked up Hung, described as a "dark comedy" starring the former Punisher as a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach with his very own Magic Johnson. And by that we mean gigantic penis.The pilot will be directed by Alexander Payne of Sideways fame, and the show should start airing in June. Co-exec producer Dmitry Lipkin describes Hung thusly:

It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them.

Yes we are - and some of us are doing just fine with our enormous brains.

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Celebrity Family Feud: Name Something That’s Slippery And Hard to Hold On To

Nicole Ankowski — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:29:00 GMT

No, not your dignity...

Did you watch last night’s premiere episode of Celebrity Family Feud? Were you surprised by Ice T’s answer to the above question?

We were. We kinda expected him to be more of a “dick” kinda guy. (Pole? Jade stalk?) Guess he was cleaning it up for television. Actually, the most surprisingly moments were when Coco spoke. We just thought she’d be more…throaty?

Last night, Joan and Melissa Rivers’ team went up against Ice T., Coco, his son, mother-in-law and friend. Round two found former Cosby cutie Raven Symone playing the family of Wayne Newton. Is this a great country, or what? We can’t wait till the Kardashians come on!