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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Remote Island : Mary J. Blige</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Mary+J.+Blige/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: Mary J. Blige</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>"30 Rock": Everybody Was In "Kidney Now" [VIDEO]</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/15/quot-30-rock-quot-everybody-was-in-quot-kidney-now-quot-video.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 21:05:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:204629</guid><dc:creator>Jake Kalish</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=204629</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/15/quot-30-rock-quot-everybody-was-in-quot-kidney-now-quot-video.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/30%20Rock.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/30%20Rock.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everybody - and we mean everybody - was in that fake benefit song in the season finale of &lt;i&gt;30 Rock&lt;/i&gt;. Elvis Costello, Clay Aiken, Sheryl Crow, the Beastie Boys, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, Mary J. Blige, Wyclef, Talib Kweli, Moby, Norah Jones, Cyndi Lauper, and more. Plus, the song had catchy lyrics:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;This country has six million kidneys/and we really only need half/that leaves about three hundred million kidneys/Do the math.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check it out... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IiF51PuvORU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IiF51PuvORU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;PREVIOUSLY:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/21/judah-friedlander-world-champion.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Judah Friedlander, World Champion [VIDEO]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/23/salma-hayek-likes-to-sync-her-weddings-with-her-quot-30-rock-quot-appearances.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Salma Hayek Likes To Sync Her Weddings With Her &amp;quot;30 Rock&amp;quot; Appearances &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/28/nbc-incompetent-would-be-a-step-up-video.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;NBC: Incompetent Would Be A Step Up [VIDEO]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=204629" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Clay+Aiken/default.aspx">Clay Aiken</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Elvis+Costello/default.aspx">Elvis Costello</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/30+Rock/default.aspx">30 Rock</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Mary+J.+Blige/default.aspx">Mary J. Blige</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Moby/default.aspx">Moby</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Cyndi+Lauper/default.aspx">Cyndi Lauper</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Kidney+Now/default.aspx">Kidney Now</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Maroon+5_1920_s+Adam+Levine/default.aspx">Maroon 5’s Adam Levine</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/the+Beastie+Boys/default.aspx">the Beastie Boys</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Norah+Jones/default.aspx">Norah Jones</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Wyclef/default.aspx">Wyclef</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Sheryl+Crow/default.aspx">Sheryl Crow</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Talib+Kweli/default.aspx">Talib Kweli</category></item><item><title>Musicians Will Be Limited To One Song Each At HBO's Inaugural Celebration</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/01/14/musicians-will-be-limited-to-one-song-each-at-hbo-s-inaugural-celebration.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:31:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:164764</guid><dc:creator>Jake Kalish</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=164764</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/01/14/musicians-will-be-limited-to-one-song-each-at-hbo-s-inaugural-celebration.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/01/Stevie%20Wonder%20Barack%20Obama.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/01/Stevie%20Wonder%20Barack%20Obama.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Performers will include Beyonce, Bruce Springsteen, U2, John Mellencamp, Sheryl Crow, Herbie Hancock, Shakira, Mary J. Blige, James Taylor, Josh Groban, Usher, Garth Brooks, Renee Fleming, John Legend, and, of course, Obama&amp;#39;s personal fave, Stevie Wonder. And each will be limited to one song. So what will they play? Your guess is as good as ours...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So Barack Obama&amp;#39;s HBO-televised Sunday night concert will be called &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;We are One: The Obama Inaugural Celebration At The Lincoln Memorial. &lt;/span&gt;The event starts at 2:30 p.m. (&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hSBfplgKCknSYrBU6lZTENGAmfFwD95N0CU80" target="_blank"&gt;here&amp;#39;s a full list and schedule of inaugural activities&lt;/a&gt;)&amp;nbsp; but &lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2009-01-13-hbo-inaugural-concert_N.htm" target="_blank"&gt;HBO will broadcast &lt;/a&gt;starting at 7 Eastern time. This is made even more interesting by the news that each performer &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01142009/tv/inaugural_playlist_150093.htm" target="_blank"&gt;will be limited to one song.&lt;/a&gt; So what will they play? We like this game, guess with us.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Springsteen - &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Rising. &lt;/span&gt;Easy call. Next.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stevie Wonder - &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Signed, Sealed, Delivered. &lt;/span&gt;Easier call. Now it gets tricky.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;U2 - We were going to say &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Beautiful Day&lt;/span&gt;, but given the name of the concert, they might go with &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;One&lt;/span&gt;, in which case Mary J. Blige could sing with them. But then, we suppose, she couldn&amp;#39;t do her own song, lest she exceed the one-song limit and promptly get kicked out of the country for life. We like Mary J. Blige, we don&amp;#39;t want to see her deported.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Usher - We hope he goes with &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Yeah!&lt;/span&gt;, if only because that would get &lt;a href="http://hoppingintopuddles.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hip-hop_gangsta-rap_lil_john.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Lil&amp;#39; John&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt; onstage, And anytime Lil&amp;#39; John and Hillary Clinton are in the same place, anything can happen. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And so on. Mellencamp has a whole lot of America songs, most of which seem inappropriate for the inauguration of a black guy from a big city. But he can make it happen. John Legend can&amp;#39;t do &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;America The Beautiful &lt;/span&gt;because Aretha&amp;#39;s doing that on Inauguration Day. This is tricky - what are your guesses?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;PREVIOUSLY:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/01/07/hbo-s-got-the-obama-inauguration-ceremony.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;HBO&amp;#39;S GOT THE OBAMA INAUGURATION CEREMONY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;OUR OBAMA ARCHIVE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=164764" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/HBO/default.aspx">HBO</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Barack+Obama/default.aspx">Barack Obama</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Stevie+Wonder/default.aspx">Stevie Wonder</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Beyonce/default.aspx">Beyonce</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/U2/default.aspx">U2</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/John+Legend/default.aspx">John Legend</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Garth+Brooks/default.aspx">Garth Brooks</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Usher/default.aspx">Usher</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/John+Mellencamp/default.aspx">John Mellencamp</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/tags/Mary+J.+Blige/default.aspx">Mary J. 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