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  • "Auto-Tune The News" Rocks [VIDEO]

    "Mister Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C, and...go." 

    Brilliant. No other way to describe this You Tube musical remix of the news. Funnier than Jimmy Fallon's "Slow-Jamming The News", although Fallon has The Roots, which always helps everything. In an ideal world, the "Auto-Tune The News" cats would come on Jimmy Fallon and slow jam the news with The Roots. 

    Scratch that. In an ideal world, Jimmy Fallon wouldn't have a late-night talk show. But that's another story. 

    Above is "Auto-Tune The News #1." After the break, "Auto-Tune The News #2", in which pirates, drugs and gay marriage are auto-tuned, and Katie Couric sounds completely awesome...

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  • Ricky Gervais Corrupts Elmo (Or Is It the Other Way Around?) [VIDEO]



    Ricky Gervais was asked to serenade Elmo for, allegedly, the fortieth-anniversary Sesame Street DVD. But you put a self-proclaimed “fat guy” and a red furry in pajamas together, and the episode quickly spiraled out of control and into adult territory…much to our delight, and the director’s chagrin. Gervais lectures Elmo on drugs, child abuse, the Holocaust and necrophilia, as well as the insufferable sin of wearing pajamas in the daytime...

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  • Remote Island Q&A: Bryan Cranston of "Breaking Bad"



    Bryan Cranston won an Emmy for his role as Walter White, a high-school chemistry teacher-turned-meth dealer, in the critically acclaimed AMC series, Breaking Bad. Diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and desperate for fast cash to provide for his special-needs son and pregnant wife, White begins cooking crystal meth for the seedy underbelly of Albuquerque. Cranston's portrayal of a man wholly unprepared for a life of crime is heart-breaking, brutal, and at times darkly hilarious. The second-season premiere, directed by Cranston himself, airs this Sunday at 10 p.m. Our favorite exhibitionist took time out of his busy production schedule to speak with Nerve about chemistry, working both sides of the camera, and of course, public nudity. — Derrick Sanskrit

    Did you ever feel the urge to go home and try some experiments with an easy-bake oven?
    Well, I have no desire to do that. However, as consultants on the set, we've had DEA chemists show us how to do it; I have a thriving sideline going now. When we show the making of the product on the air, we don't show it step-by-step, we do it in a montage. We don't want it to become a how-to video. In the first episode of the second season, I directed, and you have my character making a poison out of a bean. I didn't want to show that, so we have a policy that we put it into a montage format. It's much more effective that way, and also you don't show the world.

    You don't want kids actually handling ricin.
    Exactly.

     

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  • "Intervention" Creator Had His Own Encounter With The White Horse


    Intervention's executive producer Sam Mettler is pleased that his show has touched so many lives and saved so many addicts from self-destruction. But that doesn't mean that it hasn't been a bumpy ride for him, the straight-laced guy who's gotta get in tight with a bunch of junkies every week.

    Have you ever gotten a contact high?

    I always thought that was baloney. Then I was doing this story: Caylee. She was 21. I was sitting on floor interviewing her in her very tiny girls' pink bedroom full of teddy bears in Salt Lake City. The room was filled with heroin smoke. I was not realizing that what she was missing with her straw was being drawn right into my lungs. I stood up and immediately I fell down onto her bed. I could not stop shaking and drooling. I felt horribly sick. It lasted maybe 45 minutes.

    Silly TV producer. If you wanna ride, ride the white pony! 

    [Thanks Scanner Em!] 



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    Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

    Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

    Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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    Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.

    Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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