In this week's premiere episode we were all prepared to bid adieu to the self-proclaimed "fat and fabulous" Poprah (yeah, Oprah with a 'P'), but we should have known better. No way does the loudest, angriest, mouthy-est girl in the bunch get kicked off in the first episode -- that's just against the laws of nature, and the reality television universe. Instead we lost Georgette, the accountant who had to stop working 'cause her feet hurt in stilettos. Hmmmm.
Without question, our favorite prospective assistant is Laverne, the transexual with the Working Girl power suits. We're going to keep watching in the hope that she and Diddy will eventually get into a screaming match that ends with Laverne bodychecking the Bad Boy mogul into the side of his Mercedes. Get yours, Laverne, you've got our vote.
