It's not that we hate David Spade you understand, it's just that, if we're being honest, he doesn't register very high on our sexy-meter. But, it seems every time we turn around he's dating someone hot (or at least people we'd consider to be fighting slightly out of his weight class). One second it's Kristy Swanson, the next it's Heather Locklear, and then whoever this girl is. Now, he's getting his PDA on with Nicolette Sheridan. Maybe his long, golden locks reminded her of happier times with Michael Bolton?
Obviously, at the end of the day it's like, to each his own -- we're just saying we don't really see the appeal. Feel free to share any thoughts you might having on this. We're particularly interested in opinions that lean toward the "David Spade Should Be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive" end of the spectrum.
