First things first -- Britney Spears.
Britney, here's the thing. Last year, we scoffed at Dr. Phil on The View
when, in
all his pompous and overly pedantic glory, he claimed to know what was
best for you and promised to help you if only you would stop listening
to the disreputable sycophants surrounding you with lies. Then, you
performed "Gimme More" at the VMA's and our feeling was basically this:
If you plan on performing sans choreography so that there's
nothing to distract us from the vacant expression on your face, we're
going to have to look away as though from the Lost Ark.
But that was last year, and we've had many up's and down's and shaved heads since then...
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