Not to be shallow, but we're kind of feeling the new Sean John eyewear from this week's challenge. We could totally rock that pair on the left and feel good about it. We're just saying.
Fierce or not, the glasses couldn't keep both the teams' slogans from being cringe-tastic -- the Uptowns squeaked by with "From Day to Dark," while the Downtowns went with the oddly cryptic, "See Yourself" and were found wanting. Ironically, marketing professional, Deon, was set packing after his expertise failed to lead the Downtown team to victory. It seems Diddy expected a marketer to be able to actually sell things. Truth be told, we weren't sorry to see Deon go. People who do a lot of
incoherent shouting and cursing make us feel generally unsettled.
Quote of the Week:
"French men would be gorgeous if they were circumcised." -- Laverne
Why can't we just give Laverne her own show? Really, all the other stuff -- Poprah pissing everyone off, Diddy spewing ridiculous nonsense that we can't help but feel might be inexplicably profound -- is just icing compared to her unsurpassable genius.
