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• Today in WTF: Spencer Pratt Is "The Great White" Rapper

  We all this day was coming, didn't we?  The day when Spencer Pratt would release a song -- a rap song no less -- to the airwaves and we'd all be exposed to it as though to the swine flu. Take a listen after the jump, but we warn you, it ain't pretty.... Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 05:00 PM by Lindy Parker with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, I'm A Celebrity

• Diarrhea Strikes "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here"

  Not the cast, just the crew setting up all the sets. That'll teach them not to drink Costa Rican river water...   Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 02:22 PM by Jake Kalish with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Costa Rica, river water, get Me out of here, I'm A Celebrity, diarrhea

• Photo of the Day: Swine Flu Honeymoon

  True story: our friend from high school wants to start an internet business that sells pig snout face masks to cater to shoppers who want to be both safe and whimsical about their swine flu prevention.  The only way this picture could be more weird for us is if Heidi and Spencer were wearing novelty face masks... Read More... Posted Apr 30 2009, 01:00 PM by Lindy Parker with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, michael jackson

• Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy?

  Word is she and Spencer are in negotiations with Hef... Read More... Posted Apr 30 2009, 09:25 AM by Jake Kalish with | with no comments Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Playboy, Life & Style

• Today In Ewwww: Heidi And Spencer Finally Got Married [VIDEO]

  Oh, Dear God. Read More... Posted Apr 27 2009, 05:30 PM by Olivia Purnell with | with no comments Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills

• Top Five Worst/Best Celebrity Fashion Lines

  Sad news for Hills fans (although possibly, great news for fashion fans), Lauren Conrad's fledging fashion line, like her long running reality show, is cancelled indefinitely...  "In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line." As a result, shipment of the last spring and summer delivery has been canceled." Well, fair enough.  It stands to reason that in the current economic climate, customers aren't exactly flocking to Bloomingdale's to buy the latest LC sundress.  However, it seems La Conrad has a backup plan...   "Lauren is going to revamp her line and design with more high-end fabrics . . . things she couldn't do the first time around," a source close to Conrad said. (New York Post) Sure, because in the middle of an economic crisis when people can't afford your clothes, the best thing to do is make them more expensive.  In memoriam of the Lauren Conrad Collection, we've decided to rank the top five worst celebrity fashion lines (which may or may not be indistinguishable from the top five best celebrity fashion lines) after the jump... Read More... Posted Mar 23 2009, 04:00 PM by Lindy Parker with | with no comments Filed under: lauren conrad, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, The Hills, J.Lo, LL Cool J, Jaimie Pressly

• "Bachelorette" Trista Sutter Is The Anti-OctoMom, Plans To Get Sterilized

  Looks like there is a line that Trista Sutter won't cross for fame... Read More... Posted Mar 13 2009, 09:26 AM by Chenda Ngak with | with no comments Filed under: Ryan Sutter, Trista Sutter, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, OctoMom

• Today in Photoshoots: Jeremy Piven Tears It Up, and Audrina Patridge Takes It Off

  Good news: Audrina Patridge is just the model for this Divine Rights of Denim ad, and -- at least for now -- the world is safe from yet another clothing line designed by a cast member from The Hills.  Alledgedly, she did help "merchandise and style" the company's new spring/summer line, but we're not really sure what that means, and we can assume she just showed up and said, "Um, could they be skinnier?" Bad news: We find this ad kind of lame.  First, under no circumstances do we believe she's actually talking to anyone on the other end of that phone, and second, for reasons we can't fully explain, the jeans themselves put us in mind of a lightning screensaver. In other news, Audrina Patridge wasn't the only one posing for the cameras this week: Page Six Magazine published some publicity shots that Jeremy "human thermometer" Piven did for his short-lived stint in Broadway's Speed The Plow.  Seems Piven rejects the idea of mediocrity in all aspects of his performance...   Read More... Posted Jan 23 2009, 06:00 PM by Lindy Parker with | with no comments Filed under: Heidi Montag, The Hills, Jeremy Piven, Entourage, Audrina Patridge

• Tom Cruise Weighs In On "The Hills" Wedding. Weird.

  We don't really know what to say about this one.  Granted, Tom Cruise had himself a merry little wedding not too long ago, so perhaps he may have a thing or two he wants to say on the subject, but seriously?  He wants to comment on the elopement of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?  Really?   If you want to watch the interview, we suppose we can't stop you... Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 02:00 PM by Lindy Parker with | with no comments Filed under: MTV, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Tom Cruise

• "Hills" Stars Get Married Off Camera -- Thank God

  It seems it finally happened -- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot in Mexico, and we have two things to say... Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 10:00 AM by Lindy Parker with | with no comments Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills

• "Hills" Stars to Guest on "How I Met Your Mother"

  Seriously?  Why can't the cast of The Hills just stay on their own show where they belong... Read More... Posted Nov 11 2008, 02:20 PM by Lindy Parker with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: How I Met Your Mother, lauren conrad, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Greek, Do Not Disturb

• The Weekly Rewind: Seriously, Is This Election Over Yet?

  Nope, not yet! TV's still all about politics -- and, on the other hand, distracting ourselves from politics -- as we'll find out when we recall the highlights of the week. We watched hot Sarah Palin on SNL, and she was funnier than the average guest host. Coming soon: Ellen Show dancer Barack Obama. Too bad one of these two will be elected soon -- we smell comedy team! (Don't forget to add this guy.) Opie Cunningham came back through time from 30-plus years ago! (To, um, tell us how to vote today.) We watched the season premiere of 30 Rock -- before it aired on TV! The Internet is cool. We heard that someone still doesn't like the looks of Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke. Someone crazy. Read More... Posted Oct 24 2008, 05:30 PM by Ben Kallen with | with no comments Filed under: Lost, Lindsay Lohan, The Office, Barack Obama, Happy Days, The View, How I Met Your Mother, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Dexter, Fringe, CSI, Knight Rider, George Takei, Star Trek, Dancing with the Stars, Mad Men, AMC, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey, William Shatner, Scrubs, House, 30 Rock, Ugly Betty, Lance Bass, Gray's Anatomy, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Sarah Chalke, Cheryl Burke, 50 Cent, Joey Fatone, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ron Howard, The Andy Griffith Show, Lauren Lee Smith, Fight Club

• No More Fashion for Heidi

  Heidi Montag, star of The Hills, singer/songwriter, and girl-about-town is done with fashion.  At least for now.  Her time with Anchor Blue is over: Anchor Blue spokeswoman Marla White tells us the label will not renew its contract with Heidi. She said contrary to reports that the line had been discontinued, the contract was only one year long and they were happy to leave it at that. "We just felt that the one year was a great year for both of us, and we're looking into other options," she explained. "We really found that we want to explore … what style really means to our girl … and that doesn't necessarily mean a celebrity brand.” (Nymag.com) Wow.  So Heidiwood is done?  Sadness.  Let’s remind ourselves what Heidiwood was all about, shall we? Heidiwood fashion photos after the jump: Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 04:34 PM by Olivia Purnell with | with no comments Filed under: Heidi Montag, The Hills, Heidiwood, Anchor Blue

• Does A "Hills" Spinoff Mean MTV Will Cut Heidi And Spencer Loose?

  Defamer is speculating that this week's episode of The Hills, wherein Whitney went to New York and, um, stuff, was actually a dry-run for new Hills spinoff starring Ms. Port -- which, as we remember it, would be a spinoff of a spinoff since The Hills was itself a spinoff of Laguna Beach: The Real OC (oh, yeah; we remember it used to have a subtitle) and doublewhich, if we're reaching the third level of spinning off of this franchise, means we're fairly certain that it's reached a kind of event horizon for anaerobic, asexual, spontaneous self-perpetuation with these rich people reality shows, meaning that someday we'll be as knee deep in these things as Kirk was in tribbles, and that in addition to forming the backbone of our economy, they'll be our major source of oxygen and nutrients, which we'll extract by grabbing them by the neck, shaking them till they're dead, and picking the soft wet meat from their bones with our tee... Woah, hey. What the frak was that? Where were we? What were we talking about. Oh, jeez, a Hills spinoff. Well, cripes, of course MTV would want one of those. Any excuse to cut photohungry horseshit douchebags like these loose. Posted Sep 03 2008, 04:29 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: MTV, Spencer Pratt, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Defamer, Laguna Beach, Laguna Beach: The Real OC

• Top Ten TV Stars And The Music Videos That Make Us Hate Them

  We think it goes without saying that number one is Heidi Montag's new single "Overdosin'."  It almost pains us to elaborate -- the legwarmers, the bizarre Olivia Newton-John reference, the guy on the right that kind of looks like Eric Menedez in a head band -- it's clearly a wince-a-thon.  The other nine contenders, after the jump...   Read More... Posted Aug 25 2008, 02:20 PM by Lindy Parker with | with no comments Filed under: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, OTOWN, Aaron Carter, NKOTB

• Heidi and Spencer with Guns: Just Another Sign of the Apocalypse

  Just Jared reports that The Hills “celebrities” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt visited a firing range in L.A. on Tuesday. “The pair are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.” There are a ton…a ton…of photos and videos of the two playing with firearms over at Pacific Coast News. At first, they made us think, “Are those shoes and short-shorts really appropriate for the firing range?” And, “What exactly is Heidi’s career arc?” But after clicking through them all... Read More... Posted Jul 10 2008, 03:28 PM by Nicole Ankowski with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: MTV, sex, lauren conrad, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, guns, The Hills, firing range

• Heidi and Spencer Quote Mother Teresa, Invoke Tupac

  There’s something strangely fascinating about watching the gleaming blond hair and shiny, happy faces of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. In this video, it’s also fascinating to hear her discuss the potential guest artists on her upcoming album, including Michael Jackson, Akon, Shakira and…a duet with Tupac!! And then they quote Mother Teresa. We wish we were kidding… Read More... Posted Jun 23 2008, 02:30 PM by Nicole Ankowski with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: reality television, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills, video, michael jackson, Tupac Shakur

• The Hills Update: Lauren’s Mad; VH1 Says “Heidi & Spencer Make Millions Off Being A-Holes”

  Props to the VH1 editor who just went for it and proclaimed Heidi & Spencer Make Millions Off Being A-Holes. Apparently the uber-blond couple have no problems selling out, and it’s working for them: they’ve made over $3 million in the last two years. (Kinda makes you rethink grad school, huh?) And what are they doing with all that dough? Buying a gun, of course... In other Hills “news,” US Weekly reports that Whitney Port is set to get her own reality show. The cameras will follow her every move as she works for the fashion PR... Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 04:42 PM by Nicole Ankowski with | with no comments Filed under: MTV, lauren conrad, Spencer Pratt, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, guns, The Hills