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Can Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Tear It Up On the Dancefloor?

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Apparently we're about to find out . . .

The Osbournes are considering a stint on Strictly Come Dancing, aka Dancing With the Stars for Brits. Sharon says:

“I know we’d be a riot on the show and I mean that in a fun way. I’ve promised not to swear or be crude, too, but this could be the new challenge we are both looking for” (scandalist.thefablife.com)

We're not so worried about Sharon. In fact, we're pretty sure that homegirl's got a cha-cha in her back pocket along with a shiv and two Chinese throwing stars. You just know that Sharon will do anything it takes to win, Oz-style. And we like that in a competitor. Fellow dancers, watch your knee caps.

Ozzy, on the other hand . . . we have our doubts. We just don't know if the Prince of Darkness is rumba-ready. He can barely keep up with Denise Richards in a rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game," and her seventh inning song-stylings were a 3, 4 at best. How's old Ozzy gonna school her in a dance-off? Not gonna happen.

 

(scandalist.thefablife.com)

Previously:

The Osbournes Reloaded: Please, Osbournes, Stop Shooting

The Osbournes Reload Tonight, We Wonder If Anyone Knows What The Hell This Show Is [VIDEO]

Oh, No, You Did Not Just Say That To Sharon Osbourne

 


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