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Top Three People Who Could Use a "Project Runway" Makeover

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

So it seems Heidi Klum has a few ideas about making Susan Boyle's look a little more stage-ready...

Heidi Klum says Project Runway contestants and the world's most famous YouTube sensation make a pretty good match, too.

"She could be a good challenge," Klum told me last night at a party to launch the back plates she's designed for the LG Rumor2 mobile phones. "Maybe she could be on season seven." (E! Online)

It's probably no secret that we're against this plan, mostly because from this point on, we'd like to limit our Susan Boyle intake to nil, but it did start us thinking about people on whose look we'd like to see get a little re-vamp...

1. Billy Ray Cyrus...

The thing is, if BRC insists on making a comeback, we can't possibly allow him to do it looking like this.  We can appreciate the fact that an effort is being made -- after all, plaid is back -- but we still feel he could benefit greatly from a fresh perspective.  Plus, we think a BRC/Michael Kors bromance would be epic.

2. Christina Aguilera...

Don't get us wrong, we love Christina and her Madonna-esque strategy of overhauling her whole look with each album.  We were behind the crazy black and white hair extensions and leather chaps of Stripped, and the Veronica Lake hair, and vintage red lip of Back to Basics, but really, it's time for this latest, be-wigged, Pucci-loving Christina to move on to something new.  And Tim Gunn is just the man for the job. 

3. Patti Stanger -- The Millionaire Matchmaker...

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Seriously, if we see Patti in one more black pseudo-suit, or a Tyra Banks puffed sleeve in the foreseeable future, we'll feel fully justifed in calling Heidi Klum to stage an intervention.  Also, we need to turn Collier Strong loose on that Mother-of-the-Bride makeup.   

 Previously:

Britain's Got Talent Phenom Susan Boyle: Overrated? [VIDEO]

Top Five Worst/Best Celebrity Fashion Lines

Why Hayden Panettiere Should Stick To Vintage

Remote Island Fashion Roundup: Pregnancy Edition


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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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