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Tyra Takes The Stand

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Ms. Banks will testify this week in the trial of her (alleged) stalker, who (allegedly) followed her across the country and (allegedly) made her and her staff fear for their safety.

This guy Brady Green is clearly crazy and very frightening. But for a man described as a "hulking drifter", he sure can clean up. He's got a sweet court ensemble, perhaps to impress all the people watching the satellites that he believes are constantly watching him...

 

Right? He's got one flashy suit, but he rocks it in multiple fresh ways. Don't ask us why we're commenting on the fashion sense of a paranoid, delusional, possibly insane and potentially violent man. It was just something we noticed. Meanwhile, Brady Green's defense lawyer is trying the "he's just such a big fan" defense:

"She invites fans that are inspired by her show to reach out to her," defense lawyer Sydney O'Hagen said in opening arguments at Green's trial. "Mr. Green was a fan, albeit perhaps an overzealous fan."

O'Hagen claims Green was simply trying to get tickets to "The Tyra Banks Show."

Hey, it's Tyra's fault! Oh, that defense totally explains this:

Besides sending unwanted flowers and love letters to Banks and ignoring orders from police to stay away from the show, Green threatened to kill an employee who refused to give him the Chelsea address of the show's studio.

"You're f--ing lying, I'm going to find you and slit your throat," Green, 39, screamed into the telephone, prosecutors charge.

This guy's just a fan like the head of Selena's fan club was just a fan. 

PREVIOUSLY:

Yet More TV Stalker News: Tyra Banks' Stalker On Trial

Modern Stalking: Man Breaks Into Tila Tequila's House And Twitter Account

More Stalker News: David Caruso's Stalker Is In Jail, Shawn Johnson's Stalker Has A Restraining Order

Hayden Panettiere Gets Burglarized

Today In Sour Grapes: "ANTM" Reject Accuses Tyra Of "Shady" Dealings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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