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Congratulations Josh "Sawyer" Holloway!

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Here's the thing: Josh Holloway and his wife just had a new baby girl, and we couldn't be more thrilled for them.  Really.  It's just that we gave up coffee eleven days ago, and we're doing fine -- thanks for asking -- but just because we're over the hump of the first miserable week without caffeine doesn't mean we need Josh Holloway and his annoyingly fashionable wife going out of their way to rub it in our face...

 

Josh and his wife, Yessica (that dress is fierce, no?) welcomed their first child, Java Kumala last week.  Again, not that we're not psyched for you, but really, guys?  Java?  We admit to being a bit high strung about the coffee issue, but a) you could've been more sensitive to our needs, and b) as a name, "Java" is right under "Petal Blossom Rainbow."

Previously:

Naked Chef Jamie Oliver Saddles Newborn Daughter With Flowery Baby Name

Ashlee and Pete: In Defense of Weird Baby Names

Ashlee Simpson Jumps on The Weird Baby Name Bandwagon

Congratulations Scott Wolf and Kelly From "Real World: New Orleans"

Congratulations, Carson Daly!


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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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