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"90210": Is That A Banana in Your Pocket?

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Well, it's back.  And it's not miraculously better like we sort of hoped it would be.  That said, there was drag racing...

Sad: Silver's manic libido makes us feel weird.  Are we spiraling toward a bipolar plotline?

Happy:  Naomi is so going to get some action.  We can feel it coming.  Ha.

Sad:  Silver's crazy is turning Dixon into a ninteresting prude.

Happy:  We're starting to feel like Mr. and Mrs. Wilson are the best actors on this show.

Sad:  If the adults are the most compelling characters, we can pretty much all agree that the whole show is a failure, no?

Happy:  Ethan's wearing flannel.  Is flannel coming back to prime time?  Because we don't hate it.

Sad:  Silver might need an exorcist.

Happy:  Annie's locker throwdown with Rhonda was more awesome than we would've thought.

Sad: Our version still would've been better.

Previously:

90210: [SPOILER] Is Getting The Axe

Top Five Things We'd Like To See When 90210 Returns

 Is Shannen Doherty the Most Successful Beverly Hills, 90210 Cast Member?

90210: Not So Happy Accidents

90210: The Most Anticlimactic Teen Sex Ever


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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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