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"Bachelor" Jason Apologizes to Ellen Degeneres (and America)

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

This just in, people: Jason's sorry.  He's sorry he betrayed Melissa.  He's sorry he let his fans down by behaving like a total assclown.  He's just incredibly, pathetically sorry.  Well, so are we Jason, so are we...

"I think what I want to do is to apologize to everybody out there," Mesnick said on Friday's Ellen DeGeneres Show. "All the fans of the show because — thank you for watching — but this was my real life and it was the hardest thing I had to do and I made some big mistakes and that's what I wanted to sit here and talk about today — the mistakes that I made.  (TV Guide)

Sure Jason, four words: Cry. Us. A. River....

We have a couple of problems with this interview:

1.  We weren't initially annoyed by Molly, but we are now.  Why does she keep acting like she and Melissa went through the same thing?  Molly: "There were moments, where I sympathized with Melissa for sure. I was heartbroken by this guy too."  Just to be clear Molly, you signed up for The Bachelor fully knowing that you could make it to the end and get rejected.  From where we're sitting, that's a bit different than getting blindsided on national television when your fiancé tells you he's still in love with his ex. 

2.  How come we never before noticed how plastic-y Jason's hair looks?

Previously:

TV Guide Has Spoken: America Hates Bachelor Jason

 Awkward Tuesday: Is The Bachelor Fixed, Fact or Fiction?


Comments

Erica said:

I love that Ellen didn't let him off the hook but was still very kind.  I love Ellen.

March 6, 2009 8:46 PM

B said:

"Molly's just the middle of everything."  Ouch.

March 7, 2009 9:32 AM

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