Lest
anyone think that we post these in some sort of jokey, snarky manner,
think again. Sure, we've got a ShamWow sitting right this very second
on our desk, and were decidedly angry -- nay, furious -- to learn that
it was a useless piece of orange shit. Seriously, it's the worst.
But
it's now clear that there's a greater reason not to buy one of these,
and that is that Vince from the ShamWow ads is an evil, scary man who
somehow thinks he can get away with beating up vampire prostitutes.
Click through for the newly released and deeply disturbing pic of his victim.
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