Stay Classyfied: Are You America's Oldest, Creepiest Teeny Bopper?

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Do you idolize Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Zac Efron, despite being waaaayyyy too old to do so?  Then there's a NATIONAL TV SHOW just waiting on Craiglist for you!

Nat’l TV Show: Are you America’s biggest ADULT teeny bopper! (NY)


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Date: 2009-02-17, 4:01PM EST


Nat’l TV Show: Are you America’s biggest ADULT teeny bopper!

Are you a mom that can’t get enough of your teens entertainment? Do you love Hannah Montana more than your kids? Are you a teeny booper for the Jonas Brothers? Have you read all of the Twilight books and have seen the movie more than once? Did you buy the High School Musical movies…and you don’t even have kids?

If you’re an adult “teeny bopper” then a NATIONAL TV SHOW wants to hear your story! Please include your contact info.






  • Location: NY
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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights http://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1