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Stop Spitting On Each Other, Reality Stars!

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

So we're watching Top 100 Songs of The 90's on VH1 for the gazillionth time (Smells Like Teen Spirit, btw; what, ruined the suspense?) and on comes a promo for the next Rock of Love Charm School, airing Sunday at 9 Eastern. And on it, some young lady, clearly not fully processing her etiquette lessons, spits on another young lady. Impolite, and might be shocking - if it hadn't already happened on Flavor of Love (Pumpkin/New York) and on I Love New York 2 (Tailor Made/Mister Wise) So this is the third spitting incident on a VH1 reality show. Obviously, these shows perfectly reflect "reality" (Aw, who put quotes around that word?) but more cynical people than us might think producers had something to do with this. Or maybe the contestants themselves just know what'll get them attention. Whatever it is, stop. It's rude. Not to mention unhygenic. It's bad enough you use that mouth to kiss other VH1 reality show contestants.

-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights


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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights http://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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