
Michelle Obama appeared on The Tonight Show last night wearing a $340 ensemble she bought online from J.Crew. For all you fashionistas out there, that's a pembridge dot camilla skirt ($148) an Italian deco tank ($99.99) and a crystal button color block cardigan ($89.99). Well, nice for her, right? And bad for Sarah Palin.
Not so fast, kids, this story ain't over. Once Mrs. Obama divulged she got the gear from J.Crew, middle-class women across America immediately went all apeshit crazy to look just like her. Views of the skirt went up 464% from the day before, and people trying to buy any of the three pieces faced long delays on the checkout page. The mania spread in-store from online, too: the Rockefeller Center J.Crew had to pull all of the cardigans off the racks to put them on reserve for customers who called for them first thing in the morning.
Ms. Obama refused the temptation to criticize the $150,000 layout by the Republicans for Sarah Palin's ensembles, though, saying " A VP pick, it's like being shot out of a cannon. All of the sudden you're the center of attention, and you want to look good." True. It's just too bad no one in the Republican party vetted block cardigans and deco tanks.
- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights