When in doubt, Bette Midler lyrics work for any situation.
People's exhibit A:
Nico: My brother got arrested. I haven't spoken to him in six years.
Kirby: Okay, I have about a hundred questions. Why aren't you speaking to him?
Nico: Because last time I visited he stole my checkbook, forged my signature and helped himself to thousands of dollars.
Kirby: That's horrible. How'd you turn out so good and him so not?
Nico: Because I was supposed to marry a Greek man and make Greek babies and moussaka.
Kirby: He's gotta be so intimidated by you. You're so intelligent and accomplished. It must be cold there in your shadow.