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"Work for Diddy": Every Hustler For Herself

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

This week, we said goodbye to Poprah, and she was. not. happy... 

 To be fair, at first she was shocked, and then she was annnnngry.  After all, she started off the episode so benevolently: "I will humble myself to be what you need so I can be what you really need when you see that I have what you want."  Or not.

In fairness to Poprah, she wasn't the only incompetent contestant in this week's parade of shame.  Here's a couple of choice moments with Stefanie:

Moment 1:

Diddy: What's your name again?

Stef: Stefanie

Diddy: Get the rolodex, get all the numbers I need at the same time.

Stef: [to Diddy's secretary] Where's that roller dice that's gonna come in so handy?

Secretary: Roller dice?

Stef: The roller dice with the numbers.

Secretary: Oh, rolode.

Moment 2:

Diddy: What you got?

Stef: Jeff Burroughs is going to be on the phone in a minute...

[Diddy nods ruefully and starts to walk away]

Stef: Mr. Combs? [Diddy turns] Call back number for you? He's in a meeting.

Diddy: You don't know the number here?

 Moment 3:

Diddy: Get Mike on the phone!

Stef: Um, Mike it's Stefanie, I have someone--

Diddy: It's not someone, it's Mr. Combs!

In the end, despite Stef's less-than-stellar knowledge of office supplies, Poprah got sassy with Diddy, who fired her on the spot. We have to say, we were pretty impressed with Diddy's tranquility under fire -- his voice had this calm-but-scary quality as he said, "You're not ready to work for Diddy."  Kind of sexy actually

 


Comments

todd said:

The look on Poprah's face when she was fired...priceless.  How bout a two woman show starring Poprah and Laverne as an Odd Couple for the 21st Century?

September 30, 2008 11:09 PM

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for nerve.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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