Why Sean Connery Never Discovered Joan Collins's Naked Body Painted Gold, and Other Dubious Claimshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/20/why-sean-connery-never-discovered-joan-collins-s-naked-body-painted-gold-and-other-dubious-claims.aspxAs part of its recognition of the centennial of Ian Fleming, the Telegraph had a bright idea — they turned to professional vixen Joan Collins to share her expert opinion on the evolution of Bond movies, which she never had anything to do with and whichenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)re: Why Sean Connery Never Discovered Joan Collins's Naked Body Painted Gold, and Other Dubious Claimshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/20/why-sean-connery-never-discovered-joan-collins-s-naked-body-painted-gold-and-other-dubious-claims.aspx#94979Tue, 20 May 2008 16:26:50 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:94979Coog<p>So she's claiming victory on spotting Timothy Dalton's starpower? Ouch.</p> <p>Who else thinks that airplane story is a complete lie?</p> <img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=94979" width="1" height="1">