http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/11/26/quot-chuck-norris-doesn-t-endorse-he-tells-america-how-it-s-gonna-be-quot.aspxIowa voters (and anyone with an Internet connection) have just begun seeing this campaign ad, in which Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee reels off a few of the more family-friendly and less pretzel-twistingly surreal &quot;Chuck Norris facts&quot;enCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/11/26/quot-chuck-norris-doesn-t-endorse-he-tells-america-how-it-s-gonna-be-quot.aspx#54855Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:34:10 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:54855Andrew Shaffer<p>Considering that “Chuck Norris” has now passed “Jesus Christ” in terms of Google search volume (<a href="http://orderofstnick.blogspot.com/2007/11/chuck-norris-passes-jesus-christ-in.html">http://orderofstnick.blogspot.com/2007/11/chuck-norris-passes-jesus-christ-in.html</a>), it’s interesting that Mr. Norris continues to preach the Good Word while his own followers hang on his every word. His endorsement is as good as, if not better, than one from Jesus.</p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=54855" width="1" height="1">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/11/26/quot-chuck-norris-doesn-t-endorse-he-tells-america-how-it-s-gonna-be-quot.aspx#54726Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:13:34 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:54726sean<p>to be fair, fred thompson was a lawyer during the watergate hearing and a senator later in his career. &nbsp;but above all, he has been an enormous piece of shit for his entire life.</p> <img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=54726" width="1" height="1">