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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Screengrab : walter brennan</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/walter+brennan/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: walter brennan</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>"Rio Bravo" Turns Fifty</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/03/27/quot-rio-bravo-quot-turns-fifty.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:190307</guid><dc:creator>Phil Nugent</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=190307</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/03/27/quot-rio-bravo-quot-turns-fifty.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7IpEnsdXwFM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7IpEnsdXwFM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Most cult films are too hip to be popular,&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123802062186941663.html"&gt;Allen Barra writes in &lt;i&gt;The Wall Street Journal&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, &amp;quot;and most big hits are too popular to be hip. But &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt; is that rarest of films -- both popular and hip.&amp;quot; This month marks the fiftieth anniversary of the release of Howard Hawks&amp;#39;s Western, which Barra argues &amp;quot;may be the most popular cult film ever made...[which] was shot in glorious Technicolor and starred perhaps the most popular star in movie history&amp;quot;, John Wayne, and kudos to him for keeping in an eye on the calendar so as to be sure and catch this. One critic, Robin Wood, has written that &amp;quot;If I were asked to choose a film that would justify the existence of Hollywood, I think it would be &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo.&lt;/i&gt;&amp;quot; Another, David Thomson, recently asked, &amp;quot;Is there a film from the fifties so free from strain, or one in which the drift of song is there all the time?&amp;quot; Quentin Tarantino, who once listed it as one of his three favorite movies of all time, introduced a screening of it at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival and informed the room that whenever he starts seeing a woman for the first time, he always wants to show her &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt;. If the woman doesn&amp;#39;t like it, it is not his opinion of the movie that he proceeds to re-evaluate. 
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&lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt;, Barra writes, &amp;quot;was designed as an Alamo story in which the besieged Texans win. In case viewers don&amp;#39;t get the message, the hotel Wayne&amp;#39;s sheriff lives in is called &amp;quot;The Alamo,&amp;quot; and the outlaw boss hires a Mexican trumpeter to play &amp;quot;El Deguello,&amp;quot; supposedly the song that Santa Anna had played for the Alamo&amp;#39;s garrison. (Actually, the piece was written by the film&amp;#39;s composer, Dimitri Tiomkin, and Wayne liked it so much that he used it in his 1960 film called &lt;i&gt;The Alamo.&lt;/i&gt;)&amp;quot; Hawks and Wayne liked to tell interviewers that the movie was designed as a fuck-you to Fred Zinnemann&amp;#39;s Oscar-winning &lt;i&gt;High Noon&lt;/i&gt;, which was written by the soon-to-be-blacklisted Carl Foreman. In that movie, the townspeople are too cowardly to help sheriff Gary Cooper when word arrives that four vengeful gunman are on their way to shoot it out with him; in the end, Coop mows them all down and throws his badge away in disgust. Oddly, what seems to have rankled Hawks about this wasn&amp;#39;t that the townspeople were gutless but that Cooper was, as the director saw it, so unmanly as to stoop to asking for anyone&amp;#39;s help. &amp;quot;&amp;quot;I didn&amp;#39;t think a good sheriff was going to go running around town like a chicken with his head off asking for help,&amp;quot; he said. So Wayne, in a town that barely seems to have any townspeople except for the staff at the hotel, faces down a much larger force than Cooper had to contend with, backed up by a drunk (Dean Martin), a crippled old man (Walter Brennan), and a suburban-rockabilly show biz kid moonlighting as a cow hand (Rick Nelson). &amp;quot;The odds,&amp;quot; Barra notes wryly, &amp;quot;are about the same for the good guys in both films.&amp;quot;
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The fact is that most people couldn&amp;#39;t care less about whatever political message the people behind either film imagined they were peddling at the time. Tarantino summed up &lt;i&gt;Bravo&lt;/i&gt;&amp;#39;s enduring appeal to a great degree when he called it the greatest &amp;quot;hang-out movie&amp;quot; of all time, a term, he explained, refers to movies that hold up under repeated viewings just because the people onscreen are so damned pleasurable to spend time with. Barra refers to &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt;&amp;#39;s longish running time (two hours, twenty minutes) and measured pacing, with a time out from the plot for such digressions as a musical interlude in the jail, as evidence of Hawks&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;daring&amp;quot;, but they play to what Tarantino perceives as the film&amp;#39;s strength; the audience, enjoying the unlikely mix of personalities onscreen (which also includes Angie Dickinson, in her breakout role as a seductive lady gambler named Feathers), cares less about suspense and action than in kicking back with them and forgetting about the clock. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/03/200px-Riobravoposter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/03/200px-Riobravoposter.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This was indeed a gamble on Hawks&amp;#39;s part, but he had the elements to make it work. This is all the more remarkable considering how he had gone about casting the picture. Most people assume that the casting of Nelson, who then had one foot in the music charts and one on the set of his parents&amp;#39; &lt;i&gt;The Ozzie and Harriet Show&lt;/i&gt;, was a sop to the youth audience and TV watchers, and they are not wrong. (His role was originally written for an older man, and Hawks considered such leathery faces as Robert Mitchum and Jack Palance before deciding to look for a pretty boy. He apparently toyed with the idea of using Michael Landon, then best known as the star of &lt;i&gt;I Was a Teenage Werewolf&lt;/i&gt;&amp;lt; before deciding that it would be nice for Dean Martin to have a singing partner.) Surpringly, Walter Brennan, who had worked for Hawks in five earlier movies and won an Oscar for one of them, &lt;i&gt;Come and Get It&lt;/i&gt;, was also asked aboard in part because he was, thanks to his series &lt;i&gt;The Real McCoys&lt;/i&gt;, now a TV star. According to Todd McCarthy&amp;#39;s 1997 biography of Hawks, this would in fact cause the only real tension on the set, when Hawks discovered that Brennan was locked into the lovable, folksy old duffer act he&amp;#39;d been doing on TV and had to scream at his old reliable for a spell before Brennan became sufficiently pissed off to become the picture of a &amp;quot;crabby, evil, nasty old man&amp;quot; that the director had in mind.
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Perhaps because some of the things that make the movie seem downright lovable today struck some critics as the time as something between facetiousness and blasphemous, &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt;, despite being a great international success and the second-biggest box office hit of Hawks&amp;#39;s career, it won no Oscar nominations, which seems an even more remarkable feat when you consider that Wayne&amp;#39;s unfortunate &lt;i&gt;The Alamo&lt;/i&gt; racked up seven of them. But we can guess at Hawks&amp;#39;s estimation of it from the fact that, for the rest of his career, he continued to rifle it for spare parts. For some of us fans, &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt; stands as the director&amp;#39;s last hurrah. He worked for another dozen years, but the slow pace that feels so right here would come to see ever duller and more meandering, especially in the two additional Westerns he made with Wayne, &lt;i&gt;El Dorado&lt;/i&gt; (1967) and his final film, &lt;i&gt;Rio Lobo&lt;/i&gt; (1970). Both borrow heavily from &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt; for their stories and characters, but at least &lt;i&gt;El Dorado&lt;/i&gt; made back its costs. In 1975, when John Wayne walked out onto the stage at the Academy Awards show to present Hawks with a special lifetime achievement Oscar, the star of &lt;i&gt;Red River&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Hatari!&lt;/i&gt; told the crowd that he and Howard Hawks had made four pictures together. Everyone who knew that the real total was five knew that the one they wanted to forget was &lt;i&gt;Rio Lobo.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=190307" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugent/default.aspx">phil nugent</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/fred+zinnemann/default.aspx">fred zinnemann</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/high+noon/default.aspx">high noon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/quentin+tarantino/default.aspx">quentin tarantino</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/robert+mitchum/default.aspx">robert mitchum</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/walter+brennan/default.aspx">walter brennan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/john+wayne/default.aspx">john wayne</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/david+thomson/default.aspx">david thomson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/howard+hawks/default.aspx">howard hawks</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dean+martin/default.aspx">dean martin</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/angie+dickinson/default.aspx">angie dickinson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rio+bravo/default.aspx">rio bravo</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rick+nelson/default.aspx">rick nelson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/el+dorado/default.aspx">el dorado</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rio+lobo/default.aspx">rio lobo</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/allen+barra/default.aspx">allen barra</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/coachme+and+get+it/default.aspx">coachme and get it</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/michael+landon/default.aspx">michael landon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+adventures+of+ozzie+harriet/default.aspx">the adventures of ozzie harriet</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/todd+mccarthy/default.aspx">todd mccarthy</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/robin+wood/default.aspx">robin wood</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/carl+foreman/default.aspx">carl foreman</category></item><item><title>Democracy in the Western: Charles Taylor on "Rio Bravo"</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/09/democracy-in-the-western-charles-taylor-on-quot-rio-bravo-quot.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:91840</guid><dc:creator>Phil Nugent</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=91840</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/09/democracy-in-the-western-charles-taylor-on-quot-rio-bravo-quot.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/08-15/image.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/05/08-15/image.jpeg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;quot;To the left, Wayne has always been close to a comic-book version of American power in all its swaggering crudeness. That his screen persona was neither swaggering nor crude hardly mattered.&amp;quot; &lt;a href="http://dissentmagazine.org/article/?article=996"&gt;So writes Charles Taylor&lt;/a&gt; in the latest issue of the pinko-liberal publication &lt;i&gt;Dissent&lt;/i&gt;. While the above statement can be taken as definitive proof that Taylor has never seen &lt;i&gt;McQ&lt;/i&gt;, it&amp;#39;ll stand for the performances that Taylor cites as among Wayne&amp;#39;s best, such as those in &lt;i&gt;Stagecoach, Red River, The Searchers,&lt;/i&gt; and the one he&amp;#39;s here to preach about tonight: Howard Hawks&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt;. As Taylor writes, &amp;quot;The inspiration for &lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&lt;/i&gt; came from perhaps the most praised of Westerns, Fred Zinnemann’s 1952 &lt;i&gt;High Noon&lt;/i&gt;. High-Minded Noon it might have been called. Existing for no other reason than to impart a lesson in good citizenship, High Noon was a transparent metaphor for the failure of Americans to stand up to Joe McCarthy. Hawks hated it. Narratively, Hawks felt it made no sense for Gary Cooper’s sheriff to spend the movie soliciting the townspeople’s help to fend off the killers coming for him only to prove, in the end, that he didn’t need help. Hawks was offended by the idea that a sheriff would endanger the lives of the people he was meant to protect by trying to recruit them to save his skin. So Hawks made a movie in which Wayne’s sheriff turns down the help offered him, and needs it at every turn...
Part of the beauty of Wayne’s performance here is the way, even when Chance is refusing help, he never undervalues others. When Chance’s friend, the cattleman Wheeler (the inevitable Ward Bond), derides his deputies by asking, &amp;#39;A bum-legged old man and a drunk—that’s all you’ve got?&amp;#39; Chance answers, &amp;#39;That’s what I’ve got.&amp;#39; It’s the single best line reading of Wayne’s career. There’s a world of respect in the weight he puts on that one word, &amp;#39;what,&amp;#39; an irreducible sense of people’s worth as individuals.&amp;quot;
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&lt;i&gt;Rio Bravo&amp;#39;s&lt;/i&gt; open affection for its characters--characters that we, the viewer, spend a lot of time cooped up with in small, confining spaces--helps to account for its status as, in Quentin Tarantino&amp;#39;s terminology, one of the greatest hang-out movies of all time. Wayne&amp;#39;s John T. Chance &amp;quot;is the heroic figure whose self-sufficiency inspires the others to rise above their shortcomings. But because this is a celebration of democracy, the result isn’t a race of isolated heroes but a community in which the strength of each individual buoys up everyone else. Even Chance, the strongest person in the movie, can’t do without those people.&amp;quot; Indeed, because without Dean Martin fumbling with the last shreds of his self-respect, Walter Brennan lurching and gabbing, and Rick Nelson leading the camp sing-along, there woule nothing to watch except for Claude Akins complaining about the quality of the jail food until Wayne went back to his cell to bludgeon him to sleep, not that this wouldn&amp;#39;t have been something to watch. As it is, it is a film that, in Taylor&amp;#39;s eyes, &amp;quot;justif[ies] the idea of America.&amp;quot; It is good to know that a film that justifies the idea of America has a scene in which Angie Dickinson appears wearing fishnet stockings.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=91840" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/charles+taylor/default.aspx">charles taylor</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/fred+zinnemann/default.aspx">fred zinnemann</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/high+noon/default.aspx">high noon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/stagecoach/default.aspx">stagecoach</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/walter+brennan/default.aspx">walter brennan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/john+wayne/default.aspx">john wayne</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+searchers/default.aspx">the searchers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/gary+cooper/default.aspx">gary cooper</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dean+martin/default.aspx">dean martin</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/angie+dickinson/default.aspx">angie dickinson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugentent/default.aspx">phil nugentent</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/red+river/default.aspx">red river</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ward+bond/default.aspx">ward bond</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rio+bravo/default.aspx">rio bravo</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rick+nelson/default.aspx">rick nelson</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mcq/default.aspx">mcq</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dissent/default.aspx">dissent</category></item><item><title>The Ten Greatest Prosthetics in Movie History, Part 2</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/12/04/the-ten-greatest-prosthetics-in-movie-history-part-2.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:56590</guid><dc:creator>Peter Smith</dc:creator><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=56590</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/12/04/the-ten-greatest-prosthetics-in-movie-history-part-2.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sOV-PSYcacI&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sOV-PSYcacI&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nicole Kidman&amp;#39;s Nose in &lt;em&gt;THE HOURS&lt;/em&gt; (2002) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can a fake nose win an Oscar? Some might say it already did, when Nicole Kidman&amp;#39;s turn as Virginia Woolf in &lt;em&gt;The Hours&lt;/em&gt; was awarded the golden statue for Best Actress. We&amp;#39;ve got nothing against Kidman&amp;#39;s performance in that film, but judging by the reams of press that her lightly reoriented schnozz got at the time, you&amp;#39;d think that it was the nose that was wearing Kidman, instead of the other way around. Of course, this was yet another award in a long series of Best Actress Oscars that went to Beautiful Women Doing Unglamorous Things — whether it was playing a tarted-up legal secretary (Julia Roberts in &lt;em&gt;Erin Brockovich&lt;/em&gt;), having sex with Billy Bob Thornton (Halle Berry in &lt;em&gt;Monster&amp;#39;s Ball&lt;/em&gt;) or looking like a burn victim (Charlize Theron in &lt;em&gt;Monster&lt;/em&gt;). Which is, really, the only way we can explain Kidman&amp;#39;s decision to use such a subtle prosthetic in the first place; it&amp;#39;s not like the American moviegoing public had any idea what Virginia Woolf looked like in the first place. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_Knr9GrYbQ&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p_Knr9GrYbQ&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jeff Goldblum&amp;#39;s Jaw, Cheeks, Eyes, His Very Fucking Being, in &lt;em&gt;THE FLY&lt;/em&gt; (1986) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of us were prohibited from watching more than two hours of TV a week as children. Luckily, some of us were also latch-key kids, so naturally, whenever no one was home, we gorged, often on both food and shlocky afternoon TV movies. And those of us who were unlucky enough to see &lt;em&gt;The Fly&lt;/em&gt; at this time didn&amp;#39;t quite grasp the extent of our mistake until it was too late. There you are, happily eating your delivery pizza, and in the middle of a big, meaty bite, you&amp;#39;re confronted by the spectacle of one of Brundlefly&amp;#39;s eyes falling off, like an egg yolk dripping into batter. You assume that&amp;#39;s the most disgusting scene they&amp;#39;re gonna throw at you. Again, big mistake. Jeff Goldblum&amp;#39;s Brundlefly is possibly the single most hideous, repugnant creature ever seen on film — worse than the Alien mother, worse than any other close competitor. Every negative trait of Jeff Goldblum&amp;#39;s physiognomy is brought into stark relief onto an insect face; when it decays, we dare you to keep eating. We certainly didn&amp;#39;t. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ABSvppyQGdE&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Penelope Cruz&amp;#39;s Ass, &lt;em&gt;VOLVER &lt;/em&gt;(2006)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since her Hollywood debut, Cruz has been the poster child for foreign-born performers who aren&amp;#39;t half as compelling in English as they are in their native tongue. Which is why her reunion with Pedro Almodovar was a cause for celebration — not only would she be working in Spanish again, but she was collaborating with a filmmaker who always brought out the best in her. But strangely enough, much of the buzz around Penelope&amp;#39;s role in 2006&amp;#39;s &lt;em&gt;Volver&lt;/em&gt; focused less on the performance than around the generous fake derrière she strapped on for the role. According to Almodovar, the padded rump was necessary for the character, an earthy, hard-working mother in the Anna Magnani tradition, and this makes sense, since Penelope Cruz is lovely, but talk about bun cakes — she ain&amp;#39;t got &amp;#39;em. But then a funny thing happened. Instead of drawing undue attention to Penelope&amp;#39;s prodigious prosthetic posterior, the hype allowed moviegoers to grow accustomed to the sight of the suddenly callipygian Cruz, much in the same way Alejandro Amenabar leaked stills of a heavily made-up Javier Bardem to the Spanish press so the public would get used to his appearance in &lt;em&gt;The Sea Inside&lt;/em&gt;. The gimmick paid off in the end, as Cruz&amp;#39;s full-bodied (sorry) performance made the rockin&amp;#39; world go &amp;#39;round, garnering her unprecedented critical praise and a rare (for a foreign-language performer) Best Actress Oscar nomination. In fact, after the success of &lt;em&gt;Volver&lt;/em&gt;, the only question that remains for Penelope Cruz&amp;#39;s career is: how can she leave this behind? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vincent Gallo&amp;#39;s Penis in &lt;em&gt;THE BROWN BUNNY&lt;/em&gt; (2003) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/12/01-07/brownbunnyposter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/12/01-07/brownbunnyposter.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;When people actually got around to seeing Vincent Gallo&amp;#39;s &lt;em&gt;The Brown Bunny&lt;/em&gt; rather than just making fun of it (which isn&amp;#39;t to say that they stopped making fun of it afterwards, or that many people actually got around to seeing it), the scene that generated the most buzz was what is delicately referred to as &amp;quot;the blowjob&amp;quot;, where Gallo&amp;#39;s lodge pole is climbed by Chloe Sevigny, for whom one has never felt more pity. The scene&amp;#39;s verite qualities and (literally) naked emotional power are what most people talked about, although we think they were just grateful that something was actually happening in the movie after endless shots of Gallo driving aimlessly across country. Gallo, who tends to be pretty sensitive about things like this, has always claimed that the hog in question belongs to him; French director Claire Denis, on the contrary, claims that it is an artificial wang, and that, worse yet, it isn&amp;#39;t even Vince&amp;#39;s artificial wang — she says he stole it off the set of her 2001 film &lt;em&gt;Trouble Every Day&lt;/em&gt;, in which he had a large part, but not that large part. In the absence of, er, concrete evidence from Gallo, we&amp;#39;re going to go with Claire Denis&amp;#39; version of events; we figure that since she&amp;#39;s not on record as hoping Roger Ebert gets cancer for giving one of her films a bad review, she&amp;#39;s got the moral high ground. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pkakA2slsrE&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow&amp;#39;s Body in &lt;em&gt;SHALLOW HAL&lt;/em&gt; (2001)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hollywood&amp;#39;s relationship with the overweight isn&amp;#39;t exactly a history of sensitivity and kindness. Particularly where women are concerned, the mere suggestion of being a few pounds beyond anorexic means you&amp;#39;re virtually unemployable; and in a city where people like Christina Ricci, Drew Barrymore and Britney Spears can be attacked in the press for being fat, roles for actual human women, let alone fat women, are few and far between. When the Farrelly brothers decided to make a movie about a shallow womanizer who falls in love with a 300-pound woman to prove that he can see &amp;#39;inner beauty,&amp;#39; they had a casting decision to make: hire two people to play Rosemary Shanahan — one a beautiful, thin Hollywood blonde, to portray Hal&amp;#39;s perception of her, and one a genuine 300-pound actress to portray the &amp;#39;real&amp;#39; character — or just stick Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit? (It didn&amp;#39;t help the whole unpleasant aftertaste of the movie that its male lead was Jack Black, an actor who gets romantic leads despite his own flabby physique; no actress with a body like Black&amp;#39;s would ever nail down a leading-lady part.) Perhaps it&amp;#39;s too much to expect anything like insight from filmmakers whose reputation is built on the gross-out comedy, but the fat suit is already a ethical minefield (representing, as it does, a sort of physical proof of Hollywood&amp;#39;s allergy to hiring anyone genuinely overweight to appear in a prominent role) without filling it with an actress who probably weighed 110 pounds soaking wet when she was filming the role. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HONORABLE MENTIONS:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zKnMuTuTI70&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zKnMuTuTI70&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Willem Dafoe&amp;#39;s Teeth in &lt;em&gt;WILD AT HEART&lt;/em&gt; (1990)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The whole world seems to be rotting in David Lynch&amp;#39;s nightmare road movie, and nowhere is this clearer than in the misbegotten mouth of white-trash villain Bobby Peru, played by Willem Dafoe in full-moon mode. Unholy, irredeemable, and defiantly unflossed, Bobby Peru is meant to be the ultimate dark void awaiting the young lovers at the end of their road to nowhere, and no Satanic movie character ever displayed a less welcoming smile. Perverse to the end, the still-smiling Bobby finally slides a shotgun beneath his chin and blows his own head off, after which the part of his body above the gum line must have felt a certain amount of relief. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JxEGuOzMvXw&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Goldie Hawn&amp;#39;s Fat in &lt;em&gt;DEATH BECOMES HER&lt;/em&gt; (1992)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this special-effects comedy, Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep play lifelong rivals who achieve &amp;quot;undead&amp;quot; immortality and spend the rest of the movie blowing holes in each other, twisting each other&amp;#39;s necks into pretzels, knocking their heads into their chest cavities, and generally behaving as if Chuck Jones were their stunt coordinator. But the most effective physical mutation in the picture may come when Hawn slips into an old-fashioned fat suit and layers of latex makeup to depict her character&amp;#39;s depressive obesity after Streep has waltzed off with her fiancee. Nothing in the movie is funnier than Hawn&amp;#39;s expression of malicious satisfaction, with her features sunk deep in the mass of her cream puff head, as she imagines raining destruction down on her gal pal. At the time, Hawn was forty-six years old and had spent a quarter of a century doing her damndest to hang onto the body and mannerisms of a teenage girl. Maybe she felt wickedly giddy at even pretending to have let herself go. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4Zcx9QQxM0&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dennis Hopper&amp;#39;s False Leg in &lt;em&gt;RIVER&amp;#39;S EDGE &lt;/em&gt;(1987) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dennis Hopper, fresh from his comeback in &lt;i&gt;Blue Velvet&lt;/i&gt;, lays claim to the being the counterculture&amp;#39;s answer to Walter Brennan in this generation-gap study of alienated youth. John Heard made a good grab for the position in &lt;i&gt;Cutter&amp;#39;s Way&lt;/i&gt;, where he staggered around pretending to be one-legged and wore an eye patch to boot, but that was nothing compared to what you get when you equip Hopper with an artificial leg, an inflatable sex doll, and the name &amp;quot;Feck&amp;quot;, and sit back to watch him rock. When Hopper, who deals dope to the local teenagers, sits down to remove his false leg, it symbolizes the loss of his own youthful innocence and the disconnect between the older characters and the young people, which is fed by their use of his own product. Or something like that. 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