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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Screengrab : tim roth</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+roth/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: tim roth</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Tim Roth's Good Old Days</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/04/16/tim-roth-s-good-old-days.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:196255</guid><dc:creator>Phil Nugent</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=196255</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/04/16/tim-roth-s-good-old-days.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;

&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/04/amd-tim-roth.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2009/04/amd-tim-roth.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t believe I even did shit like this back then.&amp;quot; That&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/apr/11/tim-roth-interview-skellig"&gt;Tim Roth, talking to John Patterson of &lt;i&gt;The Guardian&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; about how he got his breaktrhough role as Trevor the skinhead in Alan Clarke&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Made in Britain&lt;/i&gt;. &amp;quot;For the final audition - which I think was in front of the producer, the writer David Leland, and Alan - I turned up early on purpose. I came in and I told &amp;#39;em, &amp;#39;When you need me I&amp;#39;ll be in the park across the way,&amp;#39; knowing full well they&amp;#39;d be watching me through the window. And I did some, you know, character work in the park. And luckily a friend of mine turned up who was in a band called King Kurt. And he has this fucking huge mohawk and I&amp;#39;m bald and we started mock-fighting and he&amp;#39;s making a peacock noise - and then the police turned up and got involved - and Alan and his lot are all watching me out the window. And then I went in and did a reading; but by then it was more of a formality than anything else.&amp;quot; 
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Having made his bones with Clarke, and gone on to do memorable work with such directors as Mike Leigh (&lt;i&gt;Meantime&lt;/i&gt;), Stephen Frears (&lt;i&gt;The Hit&lt;/i&gt;), Chris Menges (&lt;i&gt;A World Apart&lt;/i&gt;), Peter Greenaway (&lt;i&gt;The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover&lt;/i&gt;), Robert Altman (&lt;i&gt;Vincent &amp;amp; Theo&lt;/i&gt;, where his performance as Van Gogh inspired Pauline Kael to describe his acting, admiringly, as &amp;quot;a form of kinetic discharge&amp;quot;), Quentin Tarantino (&lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction&lt;/i&gt;), James Gray (&lt;i&gt;Little Odessa&lt;/i&gt;), and Woody Allen (&lt;i&gt;Everyone Says I Love You&lt;/i&gt;), Roth is currently starring in the Fox TV series &lt;i&gt;Lie to Me&lt;/i&gt;, a transparent attempt by the network to find another overqualified, sardonic Brit to build a hit around before Hugh Laurie plows his motorcycle under a truck. Under these circumstances, it may be no surprise that Roth seems to have latched onto this interview as an excuse to tell all his best stories to someone who might have trouble comprehending his accent. Roth has actually done a lot of work in American movies: &amp;quot;Gary Oldman came to the States to do &lt;i&gt;State Of Grace&lt;/i&gt; and he built the bridge for a lot of us who came after. Then I came out and I thought at the time it would be better to keep playing Americans because the casting directors mostly didn&amp;#39;t know who the fuck I was; they thought I was American!&amp;quot;
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However, his image here is that of indie guy, thanks to his having done so much of his best work in films like &lt;i&gt;Tarantino&amp;#39;s&lt;/i&gt; or the sadly neglected black comedy &lt;i&gt;Gridlock&amp;#39;d&lt;/i&gt;, which may perhaps have suffered from audience&amp;#39;s reluctance to laugh at a film about a couple of junkies when one of them was played by Tupac Shakur, who did not survive to see the premiere. On &lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs&lt;/i&gt;, Roth recalls, &amp;quot;&amp;quot;My agent had me look at Mr Blonde or Mr Pink. I said, &amp;#39;No, I like Orange.&amp;#39; Because I liked the idea of an Englishman playing an American, playing a cop, pretending to be a bad guy. Complete deception through and through! And I remember walking back to the trailer with Harvey Keitel one day, us both covered in blood, and saying, &amp;#39;I think this might be pretty good.&amp;#39;&amp;quot; As for Tupac, &amp;quot;He was a natural. A really good actor. I didn&amp;#39;t even know who he was then, which is fucking typical of me, but I didn&amp;#39;t. [He was] charismatic, funny, and incredibly articulate. We became very good mates. In fact, somewhere in the vaults of Death Row Records, there&amp;#39;s a tape of me and Tupac rapping, which is hilarious.&amp;quot; We&amp;#39;ll see how funny he thinks it is when someone does the right thing and puts them on eBay.
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Roth himself made an impressive directing debut ten years ago with the harrowing family drama &lt;i&gt;The War Zone.&lt;/i&gt; He still hasn&amp;#39;t had the chance to follow it up, but if &lt;i&gt;Lie to Me&lt;/i&gt; hangs around for awhile, the chance to store up his TV money might make for a way back to that. &amp;quot;I learned most about directing from the bad directors I&amp;#39;ve worked with,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;because you&amp;#39;re better off knowing what not to do&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=196255" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugent/default.aspx">phil nugent</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/woody+allen/default.aspx">woody allen</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/robert+altman/default.aspx">robert altman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/pulp+fiction/default.aspx">pulp fiction</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/quentin+tarantino/default.aspx">quentin tarantino</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/james+gray/default.aspx">james gray</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mike+leigh/default.aspx">mike leigh</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+roth/default.aspx">tim roth</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/reservoir+dogs/default.aspx">reservoir dogs</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/peter+greenaway/default.aspx">peter greenaway</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/vincent+_2600_amp_3B00_+theo/default.aspx">vincent &amp;amp; theo</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/little+odessa/default.aspx">little odessa</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/lie+to+me/default.aspx">lie to me</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/chris+menges/default.aspx">chris menges</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/everybody+says+that+i+love+you/default.aspx">everybody says that i love you</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/stephen+baldwinn+frears/default.aspx">stephen baldwinn frears</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/alan+clarke/default.aspx">alan clarke</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+cook/default.aspx">the cook</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/and+her+lover/default.aspx">and her lover</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+war+zone/default.aspx">the war zone</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+hit/default.aspx">the hit</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/meantime/default.aspx">meantime</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+thief.+his+wife/default.aspx">the thief. his wife</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/james+patteron/default.aspx">james patteron</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/a+world+apart/default.aspx">a world apart</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/gridlock_2700_d/default.aspx">gridlock'd</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/made+in+britain/default.aspx">made in britain</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tupac+shakur/default.aspx">tupac shakur</category></item><item><title>Screengrab Salutes: The Top Biopics Of All Time! (Part Two)</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-two.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:30:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:152680</guid><dc:creator>Andrew Osborne</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=152680</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-two.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GANDHI (1982)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mVwCeGxTN-A&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mVwCeGxTN-A&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After watching this 188-minute biographical epic (possibly the only first-run film I ever saw in a theater that featured an intermission), it was years before I was able to see Ben Kingsley without thinking of his most iconic role. Now, almost three decades later, I’m so familiar with Kingsley’s onscreen persona (thanks to films like &lt;em&gt;Bugsy&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Sexy Beast&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;The Wackness&lt;/em&gt;) that it’s amazing to look back on &lt;em&gt;Gandhi&lt;/em&gt; and consider how deeply the British-Indian actor submerged himself into the role of this lawyer-turned-freedom fighter, spiritual leader and all-around Great Soul. Richard Attenborough’s production was an old school &lt;em&gt;event&lt;/em&gt;, featuring 300,000 extras (a Guiness World Record!) and racking up eight Academy Awards (including the trifecta of Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Director)&amp;nbsp;for its depiction of the life of Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi from 1893 to 1948, through his early days as an activist for Indian rights in South Africa and his&amp;nbsp;leadership in the struggle for Indian independence from England to his ultimate martyrdom at the hands of a radical Hindu assassin. This kind of large canvas storytelling frequently collapses under the weight of pretension, slack pacing and scattered focus (see: &lt;em&gt;Australia&lt;/em&gt;), but Attenborough pulled off this cinematic monument with a clear-eyed discipline worthy of his extraordinary subject. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE PRIVATE LIFE OF HENRY VIII (1933) &amp;amp; REMBRANDT (1936) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KPTEzrFrxw8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KPTEzrFrxw8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&amp;#39;s why Charles Laughton was a movie star. (You could be excused for not always being clear on that.) With &lt;em&gt;Henry VIII&lt;/em&gt;, a real warhorse of a classic early talkie, Laughton did as much as anyone to create the modern image of that much-married royal as a tantrummy spoiled child who did nothing but indulge his whims and send his clothes back to the tailor to be let out again, and he did it at such a generous comic pitch that he made the fellow seem lovable, even cuddly, like an Ewok with a weakness for having his ex-girlfriends beheaded. For a full taste of the big boy&amp;#39;s range, it ought to be sampled alongside the much quieter &lt;em&gt;Rembrandt&lt;/em&gt;, a surprisingly sensitive and engaging portrait of the Dutch master. For that cozy family feeling, both films feature charming appearances by the off-screen Mrs. Laughton, Elsa Lanchester, who was also the on-screen &lt;em&gt;Bride of Frankenstein&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SWEET DREAMS (1985)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6irs_vl354o&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6irs_vl354o&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Patsy Cline died too young, but nobody can say that the movies haven&amp;#39;t done all right by her. Beverly D&amp;#39;Angelo walked off with the second act of &lt;em&gt;Coal Miner&amp;#39;s Daughter&lt;/em&gt; as the pampered, saucy Patsy who taught poor little country girl Loretta Lynn how to be a star, and this full-length treatment, centering on the married-folks love story between Jessica Lange&amp;#39;s Patsy and Ed Harris as Charlie Dick (one of those guys who was born to bathe in the light of a more exciting personality&amp;nbsp;generous enough to decree him worthy), is like great country music in motion. For girl talk, Lange has Ann Wedgeworth, supporting actress extraordinaire, as her mama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LUMUMBA (2001)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLh4LGadxoU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLh4LGadxoU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Raoul Peck&amp;#39;s film stars Eriq Ebouaney, in one of the most towering unheralded great performances of the past decade, as Patrice Lumumba, first Prime Minister of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Lumumba was driven from office and assassinated two months into his term; when the movie was made, some forty years after the events it documents, the region was still such a political powder keg that locations had to be scouted far afield, and even after the film was released to theaters, a former American government advisor who felt that he&amp;#39;d been accused of being implicated in Lumumba&amp;#39;s death got HBO to bleep the mention of his name from the soundtrack before the movie was broadcast on cable TV. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LUST FOR LIFE (1956) &amp;amp; VINCENT &amp;amp; THEO (1990)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8S1WN-hbhX4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8S1WN-hbhX4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In his tragically short life, Vincent Van Gogh was underappreciated, starved, mistreated, thought mad, and forced to go without his share of love and satisfaction, but he did get two pretty good movies made about him, and one of them inspired the title of an Iggy Pop song that somehow found its way into the ad campaign of Carnival Cruise Lines, so I guess it evens out. Directed by Vincente Minnelli and starring Kirk Douglas, with James Donald as Brother Theo and Anthony Quinn as Gauguin, &lt;em&gt;Lust For Life&lt;/em&gt; is in the dramatic MGM style and played to the hilt; a huge success in its day, it is clearly enough a product of its time that it may be a bit underrated today, but it remains a very moving experience crafted by intelligent, talented people at the height of their game. The latter film, which stars Tim Roth as a Van Gogh so ferociously in love with life and so passionately aware of how much of it he&amp;#39;s missing out on that he can seem open-hearted and embittered at the same moment, was directed by Robert Altman, and is very clearly the product of his sensibility alone. It is barely rated at all, because so few people have seen it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click Here For &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-one.aspx"&gt;Part One&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-three.aspx"&gt;Part Three&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-four.aspx"&gt;Part Four&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-five.aspx"&gt;Part Five&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;amp; &lt;a class="" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/12/04/screengrab-salutes-the-top-biopics-of-all-time-part-six.aspx"&gt;Part Six&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Contributors: Andrew Osborne, Phil Nugent&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=152680" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/phil+nugent/default.aspx">phil nugent</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/gandhi/default.aspx">gandhi</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/richard+attenborough/default.aspx">richard attenborough</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/robert+altman/default.aspx">robert altman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ed+harris/default.aspx">ed harris</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/jessica+lange/default.aspx">jessica lange</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/charles+laughton/default.aspx">charles laughton</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/ben+kingsley/default.aspx">ben kingsley</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/lumumba/default.aspx">lumumba</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+roth/default.aspx">tim roth</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/Andrew+Osborne/default.aspx">Andrew Osborne</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/vincente+minnelli/default.aspx">vincente minnelli</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/kirk+douglas/default.aspx">kirk douglas</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sweet+dreams/default.aspx">sweet dreams</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rembrandt/default.aspx">rembrandt</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/lust+for+life/default.aspx">lust for life</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+private+life+of+henry+viii/default.aspx">the private life of henry viii</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/vincent+_2600_amp_3B00_+theo/default.aspx">vincent &amp;amp; theo</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/anthony+quinn/default.aspx">anthony quinn</category></item><item><title>Unwatchable #75: “The Last Sign”</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/11/unwatchable-75-the-last-sign.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:116850</guid><dc:creator>Scott Von Doviak</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=116850</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/11/unwatchable-75-the-last-sign.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/08/08-15/last%20sign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/08/08-15/last%20sign.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
Our fearless – and quite possibly senseless – movie janitor is watching every movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 list.  Join us now for another installment of &lt;b&gt;Unwatchable&lt;/b&gt;.
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We are now one-quarter of the way through our mind-and-butt-numbing journey up the IMDb’s Bottom 100 list, a quest every bit as fraught with peril as the one Martin Sheen endured in &lt;i&gt;Apocalypse Now&lt;/i&gt;.  (It remains to be seen whether Marlon Brando is waiting at the end.)  According to my rough calculations, this means we still have three quarters of the list to get through – a prospect that would bring many a cinephile to his knees, sobbing and begging for mercy.  As always, I must simply remind myself that this is a marathon, not a sprint, and I can only play the game on the schedule in front of me.  In this case, that game is &lt;i&gt;The Last Sign&lt;/i&gt;, a 2005 supernatural thriller starring Andie MacDowell.
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I’m immediately suspicious of any movie that opens with a shitload of logos for companies I’ve never heard of.  This makes me think what I’m about to watch is more of a tax shelter than a motion picture.&lt;i&gt;  The Last Sign&lt;/i&gt; is evidently some sort of international co-production; in any case, there are a bunch of guys named Claude in the opening credits.  Perhaps it’s irrational to develop a bad impression on such flimsy evidence, but there are no rules to Unwatchable.  For instance, I could also point out that the title &lt;i&gt;The Last Sign&lt;/i&gt; is as meaningless as it is forgettable.  Or I could mention that Andie MacDowell plays some sort of scientist in this film, a scenario that requires more suspension of disbelief than I am usually willing to suspend.  Still, a good movie could overcome these objections.  This one does not.
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MacDowell is Kathy Macfarlane, a widow and single parent struggling to remain financially solvent after the death of her abusive husband Jeremy (Tim Roth), a doctor who developed a drinking problem while on a mission in Africa.  To that end, she reluctantly takes in a guest house tenant, ze zhexy Frenchman Marc (Samuel Le Bihan).  But is there more to this boarder than his wooden personality and tendency to walk around shirtless?  MacDowell is receiving mysterious phone calls every night at 12:15 a.m.  At first she suspects Marc, but then she encounters a former patient of Jeremy’s who insists that her late husband is trying to get in touch with her.   A creepy co-worker of McDowell’s, Endora (an expertly cast Margot Kidder), agrees.  And when MacDowell starts seeing ghostly visions of Jeremy all around town, it appears we’re in for an M. Night Shyamalan knockoff – particular given the stilted dialogue and delivery that has become as much a Night signature as the big plot twist. (It’s not clear whether director Douglas Law has instructed his actors to speak in a lobotomized monotone for a purpose, or if it’s just because English isn’t his first language.)
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Just as I was preparing myself for a dopey twist, it became apparent that &lt;i&gt;The Last Sign&lt;/i&gt; had more in common with a Lifetime movie of the week than &lt;i&gt;The Sixth Sense&lt;/i&gt;.  It seems that Jeremy is only seeking forgiveness for his drunken crapulence from beyond the grave, and once he’s received that, McDowell is free to boff the hunky Frenchman in the guest house.  At this point, I realized I was actually disappointed that &lt;i&gt;The Last Sign &lt;/i&gt;had deprived me of the preposterous and insulting twist ending that would have propelled it into the ranks of the truly rank.  The movie certainly earns its status as forgettable straight-to-video fodder, but it falls well short of a deserving spot on the Bottom 100.
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Previously on &lt;b&gt;Unwatchable&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/08/unwatchable-76-kickboxer-3-the-art-of-war.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
76. Kickboxer 3: The Art of War&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/16/unwatchable-77-bloodrayne-2-deliverance.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
77. BloodRayne 2: Deliverance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/10/unwatchable-78-the-quick-and-the-undead.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
78. The Quick and the Undead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/07/unwatchable-79-anus-magillicutty.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
79. Anus Magillicutty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/01/unwatchable-80-the-smokers.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
80. The Smokers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=116850" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/apocalypse+now/default.aspx">apocalypse now</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/marlon+brando/default.aspx">marlon brando</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/martin+sheen/default.aspx">martin sheen</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/scott+von+doviak/default.aspx">scott von doviak</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+sixth+sense/default.aspx">the sixth sense</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+roth/default.aspx">tim roth</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/m.+night+shyamalan/default.aspx">m. night shyamalan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/unwatchable/default.aspx">unwatchable</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/samuel+lebihan/default.aspx">samuel lebihan</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/morgot+kidder/default.aspx">morgot kidder</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/the+last+sign/default.aspx">the last sign</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/andie+macdowell/default.aspx">andie macdowell</category></item><item><title>When Good Directors Go Bad:  Planet of the Apes (2001, Tim Burton)</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/01/when-good-directors-go-bad-planet-of-the-apes-2001-tim-burton.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:113336</guid><dc:creator>Paul Clark</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=113336</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/08/01/when-good-directors-go-bad-planet-of-the-apes-2001-tim-burton.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20burton.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20ari.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20wahlberg.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20poster.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Of the marquee filmmakers currently working in Hollywood, Tim Burton’s style is one of the most recognizable. A former animator turned filmmaker, Burton imbues his best films with a look inspired by old-school horror films and classic cartoons, while reflecting a deep affection for outsiders. While Burton’s first two features, &lt;i&gt;Pee Wee’s Big Adventure&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Beetlejuice&lt;/i&gt;, won the director a cult following, it wasn’t until his third that he applied his style to a blockbuster. With 1989’s &lt;i&gt;Batman&lt;/i&gt;, Burton demonstrated that he could apply his Gothic visuals to a big-budget franchise in a way that translated into box-office gold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aside from the sequel &lt;i&gt;Batman Returns&lt;/i&gt;, Burton’s 1990s output didn’t meet with the same fiscal success, but he nonetheless became a fan favorite, and despite the public’s habitual hostility to sequels, there was a lot of anticipation toward 2001’s Burton-directed “re-imagining” of the science-fiction classic &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt;. However, much of this excitement dissipated upon the film’s release. Aside from a few supporting performances and the state-of-the-art makeup work by Rick Baker, the general consensus was that the movie was a bloated mess. Worst of all, Burton fans saw the movie as strictly a paycheck job, a cash-grab blockbuster from the director they loved. Watching the movie recently, I found it somewhat more interesting than I did on its original release, but it’s still not very good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the problems is that the ape characters are far more interesting than the humans. A great deal of attention is lavished on the apes, not only in terms of the makeup, but also characterization-wise. Each ape is given a distinct and easily-defined personality, be it the ambitious General Thade (Tim Roth), the slimy “human cargo” dealer Limbo (Paul Giamatti), or the human-rights crusader Ari (Helena Bonham Carter). They’re not especially complex, but &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20burton.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20ari.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;they’re fun to watch. By contrast, from square-jawed hero Capt. Leo Davidson (Mark Wahlberg) on down, the human &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20wahlberg.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20wahlberg.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;characters are bland and unmemorable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a while, it feels like the film is attempting something subversive, by placing the audience’s sympathies with the apes to make them ponder their treatment of “lesser” species. However, it eventually becomes clear that Burton is painting the humans as the “outsider” characters. This might have worked had the movie given us any reason to care about the human characters, but it never does, aside from the fact that the audience will be almost invariably comprised of humans rather than apes. As a result, the film is at cross-purposes- the humans are meant to be the good guys, but the apes are far more entertaining.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most compelling of all is Ari, who ends up torn between her nature as a chimpanzee and her desire to help humans receive “separate but equal” treatment. At one point, the film sets up a quasi-love triangle between Ari, Davidson, and loincloth-clad human Daena (Estella Warren)- a development that becomes all the more fascinating &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20burton.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;since Ari is far more appealing than Daena, ape status notwithstanding. Unfortunately, the film shies away from the possibilities of inter-species romance, and after Ari’s advances are thwarted, she attempts to appeal to Thade, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20ari.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20ari.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;who casts her out once and for all. Because she is forcefully banished from the apes, Ari’s character loses quite a bit of thematic interest that she might have kept had she freely chosen to take the humans’ side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most surprisingly, &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt; was Burton’s most visually uninspired film to date. Despite the inventive makeup and creative set design from longtime Burton associate Rick Heinrichs, the images in the film are largely forgettable. Part of the problem was the relatively flat studio lighting, which gave audiences ample opportunity to savor Baker’s and Heinrichs’ work but which bore little resemblance to the trademark “Burton look” of films like &lt;i&gt;Batman&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Edward Scissorhands&lt;/i&gt;, and &lt;i&gt;Sleepy Hollow&lt;/i&gt;. Certain shots bear the Burton stamp, but for the most part the film could just as easily have been made by an anonymous studio director instead of one of the Hollywood’s most inimitable stylists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there’s the ending. Burton’s &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt; took a lot of flack at the time for its finale, which confused many audience members while annoying others. Upon &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20burton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/pota%20burton.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;further review, I sort of like it, not least for how it appropriates the ending of Pierre Boulle’s original novel. However, it couldn’t possibly live up to the final scene in the original film, which was audacious in both its simplicity and its allegorical implications. By comparison, the “new” ending came off as a case of the filmmakers trying too hard to outdo the classic version. In a way, this is reflective of the whole film- despite the best efforts of the filmmakers to outshine the original &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt;, the inspiration just isn’t there.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=113336" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/paul+clark/default.aspx">paul clark</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+burton/default.aspx">tim burton</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/when+good+directors+go+bad/default.aspx">when good directors go bad</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/mark+wahlberg/default.aspx">mark wahlberg</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/beetlejuice/default.aspx">beetlejuice</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/batman/default.aspx">batman</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/planet+of+the+apes/default.aspx">planet of the apes</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/paul+giamatti/default.aspx">paul giamatti</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rick+baker/default.aspx">rick baker</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/pee+wee_2700_s+big+adventure/default.aspx">pee wee's big adventure</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/tim+roth/default.aspx">tim roth</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/helena+bonham+carter/default.aspx">helena bonham carter</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/batman+returns/default.aspx">batman returns</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/edward+scissorhands/default.aspx">edward scissorhands</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/sleepy+hollow/default.aspx">sleepy hollow</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/estella+warren/default.aspx">estella warren</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/pierre+boulle/default.aspx">pierre boulle</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/rick+heinrichs/default.aspx">rick heinrichs</category></item><item><title>Take Five:  Psychics</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/11/take-five-psychics.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:108430</guid><dc:creator>Leonard Pierce</dc:creator><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=108430</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/07/11/take-five-psychics.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/shining.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/shining.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Death Defying Acts&lt;/i&gt; opens in limited release this weekend, and so far, it hasn&amp;#39;t generated much advance buzz.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s hard to figure out why:&amp;nbsp; It comes on the heels of other successful movies involving magicians, including &lt;i&gt;The Prestige &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;The Illusionist;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt; it&amp;#39;s a romance-driven period piece (which should attract women), but it features a murder mystery, psychics, and famed escape artist Harry Houdini (for the fellas); it&amp;#39;s got an all-star cast led by perennial heartthrobs Guy Pearce and Catherine Zeta-Jones; and it&amp;#39;s directed by none other than girl-geek icon Gillian Anderson.&amp;nbsp; Maybe people are confused by the premise:&amp;nbsp; in &lt;i&gt;Death Defying Acts &lt;/i&gt;features Zeta-Jones as a spiritualist out to run a con on the master magician.&amp;nbsp; We haven&amp;#39;t seen it yet, so we&amp;#39;re not sure if Zeta-Jones&amp;#39; powers are portrayed as being authentic, but in real life, Houdini was a relentless skeptic who didn&amp;#39;t believe in any aspect of the paranormal, and who, in fact, went out of his way to disprove all claims of the supernatural as buncombe.&amp;nbsp; Regardless, Hollywood has always been a sucker for a good psychic yarn, which probably explains why goofy New Age religions tend to take root in southern California before hitting the rest of the country.&amp;nbsp; For today&amp;#39;s Take Five, we bring you a handful of fine films about psychics -- and not a single one starring Shirley MacLaine. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE SHINING &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;(1980&lt;/b&gt;) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nobody does psychic powers like Stephen King, and nobody realizes those psychic powers on screen better than Stanley Kubrick does in this horror classic.&amp;nbsp; One of the most effective ideas Kubrick had was to de-emphasize Danny&amp;#39;s psychic abilities, to tone down the paranormal aspects of the story (such as the hedge topiary coming to life) in order to play up the much more compelling dramatic element of a family in isolation slowly falling apart.&amp;nbsp; Not that the terrifying paranormal elements aren&amp;#39;t there:&amp;nbsp; few moments in contemporary horror are creepier than seeing Danny go into a drooling fit, or the bizarre images he sees in the abandoned rooms of the Outlook Hotel -- but by keeping them ambiguous, by allowing the suggestion that none of it is real, that it&amp;#39;s all just possibly the byproduct of an epileptic vision or a mind damaged by loneliness and alcohol -- the whole thing is made more compelling and upsetting than if the paranormal elements were made explicit. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;SCANNERS &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;(1981&lt;/b&gt;) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;There&amp;#39;s nothing subtle or ambiguous, on the other hand, about David Cronenberg&amp;#39;s early sci-fi terror masterpiece.&amp;nbsp; Before his transition to an artist of the decay and dysfunction of the body in modern classics like &lt;i&gt;The Fly&lt;/i&gt;, Cronenberg&amp;#39;s obsession was the abuse and alteration of the mind -- and as he showed in movies like &lt;i&gt;Altered States&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;The Brood&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Videodrome&lt;/i&gt;, an unhinged mind could do a vast amount of damage. &amp;nbsp; Nowhere is this given a sharper point than in his cult classic &lt;i&gt;Scanners&lt;/i&gt;, which works pretty much like &lt;i&gt;HIghlander &lt;/i&gt;except with exploding heads instead of sword decapitations.&amp;nbsp; As shadowy corporations struggle to control the massive psionic powers of a handful of people, we witness the battle firsthand through the activities of a highly game cast which includes mopey Stephen Lack, sinister Michael Ironside, and hammy Patrick McGoohan. &lt;i&gt;Scanners &lt;/i&gt;also features one of our favorite taglines ever:&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;There are four billion people on Earth.&amp;nbsp; 237 are scanners.&amp;nbsp; And they are winning.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; Choice!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;THE FURY &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;(1978)&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After having wet his beak in the unhinged-psychic game with a now-legendary film adaptation of Stephen King&amp;#39;s &lt;i&gt;Carrie&lt;/i&gt; (see, there&amp;#39;s king again), Brian De Palma warmed to the subject and cranked out a modest but highly energetic (and entertaining) teen-psychics-in-trouble picture called &lt;i&gt;The Fury&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Featuring Amy Irving and Andrew Stevens as the two fresh-faced kids who have to worry about blowing up a city block instead of needing to pick up some Clearasil, the plot revolves around their being sent to a government research lab where their overseers must walk a thin line between making sure their prize specimens don&amp;#39;t get away and make them happy enough that they don&amp;#39;t turn their considerable powers on their masters.&amp;nbsp; Playing almost like a trial run of some of David Cronenberg&amp;#39;s laer stuff, &lt;i&gt;The Fury&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt; is bounding with energy (and not just of the psychic variety), and its B-movie plot is highly abetted by the top-notch cast, including a wildly overaheated Kirk Douglas as Stevens&amp;#39; father and a gravely understated John Cassavetes as one of the government flunkies. &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/akira.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/07/08-15/akira.jpg" align="left" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;AKIRA &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;(1988&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As any teenager -- including the ones on this list -- can tell you, being young is no picnic.&amp;nbsp; Your body starts to change, girls don&amp;#39;t like you and you can&amp;#39;t figure out why, you start feeling sick and alienated for no reason, and before you know it, you&amp;#39;re hanging out with a bunch of nogoodniks in a biker gang.&amp;nbsp; But if you start to develop horrific psychic powers, ones that can kill your friends, turn you into a grotesque monster, and even level the entire city of Toyko with the power of a nuclear bomb?&amp;nbsp; Well, that, brother, as a very wise man once said, is when your heartaches really begin.&amp;nbsp;  Katsuhiro Otomo&amp;#39;s groundbreaking animated feature, based on his own graphic novel series, featured stellar animation, top-shelf voice acting, creepy effects, a complex but not incomprehensible storyline (it turns out, to no one&amp;#39;s real surprise, that a nefarious military intelligence project is behind poor Akira&amp;#39;s transformation into a psionic monstrosity), and some great effects at the movie&amp;#39;s unforgettable end all helped open up western markets to both anime and manga, transforming the world of comics and film forever.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;INVINCIBLE &lt;/i&gt;(2001&lt;/b&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone can make a movie about deranged psychics who threaten the lives of their loved ones.&amp;nbsp; Leave it to Werner Herzog to up the ante by making a movie about a deranged psychic in the employ of the Nazi party who enlists a Jewish strongman to help him put on a carnival show about Siegfried, the legendary Aryan hero of myth.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;#39;s this kind of intensely focussed eccentricity, and reckless disregard for making sense, that seperates the men like Herzog from the boys.&amp;nbsp; This was Herzog&amp;#39;s first narrative feature after a prolonged stretch of making documentaries, and while it&amp;#39;s not nearly in the same league as movies like &lt;i&gt;Fitzcarraldo &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;Aguirre:&amp;nbsp; The Wrath of God&lt;/i&gt;, it&amp;#39;s still got his knack for breathtaking imagery and his gift for illustrating the mad inner lives of obsessives in spades.&amp;nbsp; The psychic in question in &lt;i&gt;Invincible &lt;/i&gt;is Erik Jan Hanussen, the doomed faux-Dane who, for a while, operated as Hitler&amp;#39;s personal clairvoyant until falling out of favor with Der Fuhrer&amp;#39;s inner circle and getting himself assassinated.&amp;nbsp; His story is also told in the relatively straightforward biopic &lt;i&gt;Hanussen &lt;/i&gt;(1988), but that movie can&amp;#39;t compete with Tim Roth&amp;#39;s giddy performance or Herzog&amp;#39;s fiery direction. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=108430" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/leonard+pierce/default.aspx">leonard 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As one of the few defenders of Ang Lee&amp;#39;s 2003 &lt;i&gt;Hulk&lt;/i&gt; – and as someone who picked &lt;i&gt;The Incredible Hulk&lt;/i&gt; to be &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/01/screengrab-predicts-the-top-5-bombs-of-summer-2008.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;the biggest bomb &lt;/a&gt;of this summer – I readily admit to having some preconceived notions about &lt;i&gt;Transporter &lt;/i&gt;director Louis Leterrier&amp;#39;s take on the latest Marvel comics adaptation.  This would be the part where I tell you how pleasantly surprised I was to be proven wrong…but unfortunately, that didn&amp;#39;t happen.
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The big question all along about &lt;i&gt;The Incredible Hulk&lt;/i&gt; has been: What is it?  Is it a sequel to the Ang Lee movie?  A remake?  It&amp;#39;s sort of neither, which turns out to be the cleverest aspect of Leterrier&amp;#39;s movie.  As the opening credits roll, we see a montage of scenes from a previous Hulk movie that never existed.  A Hulk origin sequence closer to the 1970s TV show than either the comics or the previous movie plays out as Dr. Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) uses himself as a guinea pig in an experiment with high-level gamma radiation.  We know what happens, so why dwell on it?  Within two minutes, Banner has Hulked out, smashed up the lab, destroyed his relationship with fellow scientist Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) and pissed off her father General “Thunderbolt” Ross (William Hurt), who vows to pursue him to the ends of the earth.  It’s as if Letterier is saying, “Let’s just pretend we all saw this movie and be done with it.”  And really, that’s perfectly in keeping with the Hulk’s Marvel comics universe, where new writers and artists are constantly taking over his story and retroactively tweaking his origins.
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As the story proper begins, Banner has been on the run for five years.  Now working in a Brazilian bottling plant, Banner has learned to keep the Hulk under wraps with a few simple deep breathing exercises.  His serenity doesn’t last, as General Ross and his troops – including British commando Emil Blonsky (Tim Roth) &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;– &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;track him down and unleash the beast within Banner.  The Hulk escapes but the hunt continues, pretty much for the rest of the movie.   In order to boost his chances against the green goliath, Blonsky undergoes a series of injections that promise to transform him into a super-soldier.  Banner reunites with Betty, who helps him find Samuel Sterns (Tim Blake Nelson), a genetic scientist who may be able to cure him.  Instead, Sterns ends up transforming Blonksy into the Abomination, an even bigger, uglier mass of roid-rage than the Hulk.
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As expected, &lt;i&gt;The Incredible Hulk&lt;/i&gt; is louder, faster and more action-packed than the 2003 version.  Every twenty minutes or so, Ross and his goons show up and there’s another big battle.  (The most entertaining one, in which Ross keeps escalating the level of artillery to no avail, almost plays like a Monty Python sketch.)  By the end, when the Hulk and Abomination are going mano-a-mano in the streets of New York, the movie resembles less a Marvel comic than an updated &lt;i&gt;King Kong vs. Godzilla &lt;/i&gt;– you’re basically aware you’re just watching one big slab of pixels punching the crap out of another big slab of pixels.  The Hulk actually looks pretty good most of the time, especially if it’s dark or raining.  The humans don’t come off quite as well.  I’m willing to bet this isn’t the cut Edward Norton had in mind, but that’s okay – I didn’t need a lot more Banner torment in my life.  Roth doesn’t do much but glower, Tyler’s role is even more thankless than the Jennifer Connelly version of same, and when it comes to mustachioed generals, William Hurt is no Sam Elliott.  
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Leterrier does try to provide a little something for everyone.  There are inside references for the comic book fans, geeky cameos by Stan Lee, Lou Ferrigno, and someone else who is supposed to be a surprise, except that his appearance is all over the TV ads in what smells like a desperate marketing stunt, and jokes about stretchy purple pants.  (The best gag involves Norton’s mangling of the signature “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” line.)  And we finally get to hear that immortal call to action, “HULK SMASH!”  There’s even a brief stab at Ang Lee’s more lyrical, haunting tone as the Hulk broods on a cliff in a rainstorm.  But the whole thing plays like it’s been focus-grouped to death, stripped of any real personality of its own.  It may not end up being the biggest bomb of the summer – stuff does blow up real good, after all – but despite hints of another sequel, it provides no compelling reason for the Hulk’s big screen career to continue.
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Related:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/04/10/hulk-smash.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
Hulk Smash?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/04/30/the-summer-of-super-duds.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;
The Summer of Super-Duds&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Hulk is an easy sell on screen. It has a foundation ready made for spectacle but is also based around a character built for pathos. &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/03/13/trailer-review-the-incredible-hulk.aspx"&gt;While our first look&lt;/a&gt; at Marvel’s franchise reboot didn’t exactly promise any sort of delivery on these inherent themes, this fresh trailer is very, very promising. The all-Ed Norton action is particularly compelling with the introduction of a Brazilian favela as a setting and an absolutely fantastic Tim Roth showdown. Roth has a reputation for portraying some truly intimidating aggression (just look at &lt;i&gt;Rob Roy&lt;/i&gt;) and it looks &lt;i&gt;The Incredible Hulk&lt;/i&gt; has the man playing to his strengths. While the CG effects don’t shine quite like those in a certain Robert Downey Jr. picture, it looks like the human element in the &lt;i&gt;Hulk &lt;/i&gt;will be super in its own right, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/05/01/screengrab-predicts-the-top-5-bombs-of-summer-2008.aspx"&gt;bomb or not.&lt;/a&gt;
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It was a four-car pile-up with only two survivors.  It was &lt;i&gt;Four Rooms&lt;/i&gt;, an omnibus film by the hottest Sundance kids in town, the self-proclaimed “Class of ‘92” consisting of Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Allison Anders and Alexandre Rockwell.  The directors of &lt;i&gt;Reservoir Dogs&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;El Mariachi&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Gas, Food, Lodging&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;In the Soup&lt;/i&gt; decided to join forces before &lt;i&gt;Pulp Fiction&lt;/i&gt; went through the stratosphere, but the project didn’t materialize until afterwards.  The premise was simplicity itself: each segment of the film took place in a different room in the same hotel, with Tim Roth’s befuddled bellhop as the only common link.  
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Tarantino’s runaway ego was on full display in his room, “The Man from Hollywood,” yet he would emerge from the wreckage virtually unscathed, along with Rodriguez, whose slapstick contribution “The Misbehavers” was generally regarded as the movie’s highlight.  Despite revolving around a coven of topless witches played by Alicia Witt, Ione Skye, Valeria Golino and Madonna, Anders’ “The Missing Ingredient” managed to be both silly and dull – a description that equally applies to Rockwell’s “The Wrong Man,” featuring his then-wife Jennifer Beals gagged and tied to a chair.  
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Despite its critical and commercial failure, it’s probably unfair to blame &lt;i&gt;Four Rooms&lt;/i&gt; for derailing the careers of Anders and Rockwell; both continued to work, at least for a while.  Anders made a pair of rock and roll movies, &lt;i&gt;Grace of My Heart&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Sugar Town&lt;/i&gt;, both of which have their defenders but neither of which made much impact.  Most of her work over the past decade has been in episodic TV, from &lt;i&gt;Sex and the City&lt;/i&gt; to &lt;i&gt;Cold Case&lt;/i&gt;.  The exception is &lt;i&gt;Things Behind the Sun&lt;/i&gt;, a dark drama about rape that played the 2001 Sundance Film Festival and earned some of the best reviews of Anders’ career, but never secured a theatrical release, premiering instead on Showtime.  “I absolutely loved the experience with the distribution on this movie,” Anders said in a recent interview with &lt;i&gt;Moviemaker&lt;/i&gt;. “It was a very tough decision to make to go to cable instead of going theatrical. I had a theatrical offer from some great people who really loved the movie, but I tell you I had such a much better experience. I loved that millions of people saw my movie! There&amp;#39;s no downside, as far as I can tell.”
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Rockwell made a quasi-sequel to &lt;i&gt;In the Soup&lt;/i&gt;, spinning off two characters for 1998’s &lt;i&gt;Louis and Frank&lt;/i&gt;, a movie that has left very little evidence of its existence.  It played a few festivals and apparently had a run in France, but that’s about it.  The offbeat &lt;i&gt;13 Moons&lt;/i&gt;, starring Steve Buscemi as Bananas the Clown, fared little better in 2002, securing a limited release but not much critical support.
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These careers can be revived, however, and another anthology movie may be the answer.  We suggest Anders and Rockwell team up to make an old-fashioned drive-in double feature, complete with fake trailers and plenty of gratuitous sex and violence.  How could it miss?
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It’s never good when you ask yourself if something is funny or not. Hilarity, under ideal circumstances, is self-evident. Make no mistake, I laughed watching this trailer for &lt;i&gt;Hamlet 2&lt;/i&gt;. But I stopped laughing when I realized the lead was not &lt;i&gt;Meet Joe Black&lt;/i&gt;’s Jake Webber. It’s not my fault Steve Coogan looks like everyone’s favorite budget-Tim Roth! Stripped of this context, &lt;i&gt;Hamlet 2&lt;/i&gt; was questionable in its guffaw-evoking ability. The fake Herpes commercial, the over-fictionalized &lt;i&gt;Waiting For Guffman&lt;/i&gt; premise, the Shakespeare desecration are all things that make me chuckle. But I don’t necessarily see myself quoting them at parties to elicit shared joy with others. Then again, “Rock me Sexy Jesus” is catchy. 
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Yeah, yeah, Ang Lee makes beautiful movies. Oh, &lt;i&gt;Brokeback Mountain&lt;/i&gt; is a romantic masterpiece! &lt;i&gt;Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon&lt;/i&gt; is a ballet of sound and emotion! &lt;i&gt;The Ice Storm&lt;/i&gt; is tense, suburban tragedy at its finest! Fuck all that. Ang Lee made &lt;i&gt;Hulk&lt;/i&gt;. He is the director who thought giant CGI dogs and Nick Nolte were a good combination.  Marvel Pictures is banking on the whole world to have shoved that atrocity out of their minds as &lt;i&gt;The Incredible Hulk&lt;/i&gt; is a reboot for the franchise and from the looks of this trailer, it’s a fine upgrade. We’ve gone from Eric Bana to Ed Norton (awesome), giant CGI dogs to giant CGI Tim Roth (double awesome), and sloppy introspection to big, dumb action (not necessarily awesome but wise). There are some downgrades (Jennifer Connelly to Liv Tyler is not awesome) but things are looking good. Ed Norton is pitch-perfect as Bruce Banner in these scenes, a perfect mix of frightened and exhausted. It’s nice to see Tim Roth back in a blockbuster as well. I was beginning to think that &lt;i&gt;Planet of the Apes&lt;/i&gt; had done scared him off for good!
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Full disclosure: despite my fondness for the original, I had to leave Michael Haneke&amp;#39;s remake of his own film &lt;em&gt;Funny Games &lt;/em&gt;before its crazed, depressing finale. Ordinarily, this would probably be a deal-breaker for a review, but in this unique instance, where the filmmaker seems to be deliberately daring his audience to abandon his film, there was something strangely gratifying about bailing on it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was also an added dimension to my departure; in effect, I had already seen this film. No, I hadn&amp;#39;t &lt;em&gt;technically &lt;/em&gt;seen this particular one, with this unique IMDb ID number. But there&amp;#39;s no doubt about it: this is the &lt;em&gt;same &lt;/em&gt;movie. A wealthy couple (Tim Roth and Naomi Watts) and their young son go up to their fancy cottage. A couple of fey, eerily polite preppies (Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet) show up to ask for eggs. Then they capture and torture the family. And thus is bourgeois society and the American culture of violence critiqued. (Sort of. More on that later.) Other than the fact that the actors are different (though in effect giving the same performances as their Teutonic counterparts) and the dialogue is now in English, Haneke has rendered his original shot for shot, this time with the full power of an American distributor behind him. (He probably got paid a lot more for this one, too.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But in doing so, Haneke has done a disservice to his original vision: no longer is &lt;em&gt;Funny Games &lt;/em&gt;the demented little experiment in suspense that made it a cult film for those of us who enjoy being abused by our European auteurs. Now, at least if you&amp;#39;ve seen the original, it feels like some weird old joke that no longer works. Devoid of the surprise element, Haneke&amp;#39;s narrative transgressions just feel like tired, empty provocations. Gone is the feeling of having been ensnared in some stifling, terrifying cinematic trap. Now we know there&amp;#39;s light on the other side of the door, and we know that we can leave. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unless, that is, you&amp;#39;ve bought into the least interesting part of Haneke&amp;#39;s thesis (and, arguably, the least appealing aspect of his work in general). The presskit for &lt;em&gt;Funny Games &lt;/em&gt;offers up a number of chestnuts about how the film should always have been an American film in the first place, because it was in effect critiquing the violence and bloodlust of American films. By that logic, Haneke has now heroically entered the belly of the beast, like some grizzled Luke Skywalker, ready to fire his neutron bomb into the heart of pop culture&amp;#39;s bloodsoaked Death Star. And that you owe it to yourself to see the movie again just to see what kind of effect it has on those evil, evil American audiences. (Oh, and by the way, please give us your money. Pleeease.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, but I&amp;#39;m not buying it. Haneke&amp;#39;s scolding pedantry has always rung false — it&amp;#39;s hard to buy into the notion that the director of &lt;em&gt;The Piano Teacher &lt;/em&gt;and &lt;em&gt;Benny&amp;#39;s Video &lt;/em&gt;is in truth some concerned, avuncular softy who makes violent films just to criticize his audiences&amp;#39; fondness for same. If this remake of &lt;em&gt;Funny Games &lt;/em&gt;proves insight into anything, it&amp;#39;s the degree to which Haneke&amp;#39;s work had steadily advanced since the original, gaining resonance and complexity. 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