Juno Prequel From Hell: Teenage Mother

John Constantine — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Every now and again, I want to slap the internet. A good, stern, open-faced backhand right across the cheek of every last bit of code and piece of worthless, confounding information. It is a ghastly place filled with things that actually cause madness and stupidity and you can see the horrible effects it has on the minds of those who casually wander its halls on any message board or blog, including our little corner of the swamp. The internet causes you to see things like this…

But it also yields treasures so rich that you are forced into an awed, grateful silence. Case in point: Teenage Mother.

A mere ten years ago it would have been impossible for anyone to accidentally stumble upon this nugget of pop detritus. And yet here we are. There are three things made evident by this forty year-old trailer:

1) The sixties were insane.

2) Chicken wings are hot.

3) Quentin Tarantino must never find out it exists.

The Screengrab thanks Ectoplasmosis for these moments of unadulterated glory.

The Screengrab : teenage mother

Juno Prequel From Hell: Teenage Mother