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                    &lt;a href="http://www.buzzdash.com/index.php?page=buzzbite&amp;amp;BB_id=124762"&gt;Which Brolin was more Presidential?&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.buzzdash.com"&gt;BuzzDash polls&lt;/a&gt;
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So exercise your right to vote, and we’ll see you next week!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=138854" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/paul+clark/default.aspx">paul clark</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/night+of+the+living+dead/default.aspx">night of the living dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/day+of+the+dead/default.aspx">day of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dawn+of+the+dead/default.aspx">dawn of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/land+of+the+dead/default.aspx">land of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/diary+of+the+dead/default.aspx">diary of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/john+carpenter/default.aspx">john carpenter</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/george+a.+romero/default.aspx">george a. romero</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/thursday+morning+poll/default.aspx">thursday morning poll</category></item><item><title>DVD Digest for September 30, 2008</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/30/dvd-digest-for-september-30-2008.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:131552</guid><dc:creator>Paul Clark</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=131552</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/09/30/dvd-digest-for-september-30-2008.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/Autumn%20Afternoon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/Autumn%20Afternoon.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This week, a master’s final film shares the shelves with one of the summer’s biggest hits and a number of classic horror films coming out just in time for Halloween.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DVD of the Week:&lt;/strong&gt; For years, the Criterion Collection has been committed to releasing superior DVD version of the films of the great director Yasujiro Ozu. Now, they’re continuing their commitment with this week’s release of Ozu’s final film, &lt;i&gt;An Autumn Afternoon&lt;/i&gt;. In many ways, the film is a color analogue to Ozu’s classic (and my favorite film of his) &lt;i&gt;Late Spring&lt;/i&gt;, this time telling the story of an aging man and his reluctant-to-marry daughter from the perspective of the father, played as ever by Ozu stalwart Chishu Ryu. With the switch in perspective away from youth to old age, it’s tempting to read &lt;i&gt;An Autumn Afternoon&lt;/i&gt; as a kind of farewell piece by the filmmaker, a kind of passing of the torch to younger filmmakers. Yet it’s clear while watching the film that Ozu was as talented in his final years as he was in the prime of his career, and his seamless shift to color with his final films provide a hint that he might have been able to gracefully change with the times while keeping his one-of-a-kind style.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other “classics” coming to DVD this week include the 123-minute cut of Andrzej Zulawski’s &lt;i&gt;Possession&lt;/i&gt; (Ryko) and, uh, the “10th Anniversary Edition” of &lt;i&gt;Can’t Hardly Wait&lt;/i&gt; (Sony) for which I know you were all clamoring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The week’s biggest new release on DVD is &lt;i&gt;Iron Man&lt;/i&gt; (Paramount, also Blu-Ray), the first and one of the biggest summer blockbusters, and much-anticipated arrival of Robert Downey Jr. on Hollywood’s A-list. Also of note is the Judd Apatow production &lt;i&gt;Forgetting Sarah Marshall&lt;/i&gt; (Universal, also Blu-Ray), which is also included in Universal’s Ultimate Unrated Comedy Collection (also Blu-Ray) alongside fellow Apatow films &lt;i&gt;The 40 Year Old Virgin&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Knocked Up&lt;/i&gt;. Other recent releases coming to DVD: &lt;i&gt;Taxi to the Dark Side&lt;/i&gt; (Image), &lt;i&gt;CSNY / Déjà vu&lt;/i&gt; (Lionsgate), and &lt;i&gt;Jellyfish&lt;/i&gt; (Zeitgeist).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week’s rather sparse TV on DVD selections include: &lt;i&gt;My Name Is Earl&lt;/i&gt; Season 3 (Fox) and &lt;i&gt;Numb3rs&lt;/i&gt; Season 4 (Paramount).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, in Blu-Ray Only news, this week brings Universal’s “Halloween Starter Pack”, which includes &lt;i&gt;Dawn of the Dead&lt;/i&gt; [2004], &lt;i&gt;Land of the Dead&lt;/i&gt;, and &lt;i&gt;The Thing&lt;/i&gt;, also sold separately, and the director’s cut of &lt;i&gt;Daredevil&lt;/i&gt; (Fox).&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=131552" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/judd+apatow/default.aspx">judd apatow</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/paul+clark/default.aspx">paul clark</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dawn+of+the+dead/default.aspx">dawn of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/land+of+the+dead/default.aspx">land of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/knocked+up/default.aspx">knocked up</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/taxi+to+the+dark+side/default.aspx">taxi to the dark side</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/iron+man/default.aspx">iron man</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/Forgetting+Sarah+Marshall/default.aspx">Forgetting Sarah Marshall</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/dvd+digest/default.aspx">dvd digest</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/can_2700_t+hardly+wait/default.aspx">can't hardly wait</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/yasujiro+ozu/default.aspx">yasujiro ozu</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/daredevil/default.aspx">daredevil</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/jellyfish/default.aspx">jellyfish</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/robert+downey+jr_2E00_/default.aspx">robert downey jr.</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/The+40+Year+Old+Virgin/default.aspx">The 40 Year Old Virgin</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/The+Thing/default.aspx">The Thing</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/my+name+is+earl/default.aspx">my name is earl</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/chishu+ryu/default.aspx">chishu ryu</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/an+autumn+afternoon/default.aspx">an autumn afternoon</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/andrzej+zulawski/default.aspx">andrzej zulawski</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/possession/default.aspx">possession</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/numb3ers/default.aspx">numb3ers</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/late+spring/default.aspx">late spring</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/csny+deva+ju/default.aspx">csny deva ju</category></item><item><title>Review: Diary of the Dead</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/02/20/review-diary-of-the-dead.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:07:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:72983</guid><dc:creator>Peter Smith</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=72983</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2008/02/20/review-diary-of-the-dead.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/16-22/diaryofthedeadstill.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/02/16-22/diaryofthedeadstill.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Diary of the Dead&lt;/em&gt; is the latest in George Romero&amp;#39;s now forty-year-old &amp;quot;[Noun] of the Dead&amp;quot; franchise. It&amp;#39;s back-to-basics in tone and production, after 2005&amp;#39;s massive&lt;em&gt; Land of the Dead&lt;/em&gt;. It would be easy to accuse Romero of trend-hopping, based on the film&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;found footage&amp;quot; presentation and release in proximity to &lt;em&gt;Cloverfield&lt;/em&gt; and Brian De Palma&amp;#39;s &lt;em&gt;Redacted&lt;/em&gt;. But the film parts from the recent surge of &lt;em&gt;Blair Witch&lt;/em&gt;-ian diegesis by opening with narration: a character explaining that she&amp;#39;s edited and produced the film you&amp;#39;re about to watch with the intent not just to record but to frighten. Instead of coming off as pretentiously meta, this contextualizing helps you suspend your disbelief. Romero makes the most of that suspension, and the result is a strange movie that succeeds far more often than it fails. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Foregoing the established continuity of the previous &lt;em&gt;Dead&lt;/em&gt; films, &lt;em&gt;Diary&lt;/em&gt; begins on day one of the zombie apocalypse. A group of film students are shooting a horror movie in the woods when they hear on the radio that the dead are rising from the grave. It&amp;#39;s a simple set-up, colored by Romero&amp;#39;s trademark winking humor, but it works thanks to the reactions of the cast. There&amp;#39;s no panic, just a dumbstruck acceptance. Protagonist Jason continues to film as the group begins their journey to his girlfriend&amp;#39;s home. Where &lt;em&gt;Cloverfield&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;Blair Witch&lt;/em&gt; used a camera-wielding character to emphasize how technology acts as a buffer between humanity and disaster, Jason&amp;#39;s compulsion to keep documenting the end of the world is actually the core conflict in &lt;em&gt;Diary of the Dead&lt;/em&gt;. The camera, the character it&amp;#39;s tied to, and its angry, incredulous subjects emphasize conflicting human impulses during disaster: do I document or do I help. As one puts it, &amp;quot;I want to help them, but I can&amp;#39;t, cause I&amp;#39;m fucking plugged in,&amp;quot; and to Romero, that about says it all. — &lt;em&gt;John Constantine&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=72983" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/redacted/default.aspx">redacted</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/brian+de+palma/default.aspx">brian de palma</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/land+of+the+dead/default.aspx">land of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/john+constantine/default.aspx">john constantine</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/diary+of+the+dead/default.aspx">diary of the dead</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/cloverfield/default.aspx">cloverfield</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/blair+witch+project/default.aspx">blair witch project</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/george+a.+romero/default.aspx">george a. romero</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/screengrab+review/default.aspx">screengrab review</category><category domain="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/tags/review/default.aspx">review</category></item><item><title>Take Five: Take Four</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/10/26/take-five-take-four.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:48198</guid><dc:creator>Peter Smith</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=48198</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2007/10/26/take-five-take-four.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/10/23-End%20of%20Month/rockyivivandrago.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/10/23-End%20of%20Month/rockyivivandrago.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;As a professional film critic, it is my most sacred duty to deliver honest, truthful assessments of the films I am assigned to see&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;—&lt;/em&gt; and to review them fairly without prejudice or favor.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;It would be a betrayal of my professional and personal standards to review, positively or negatively, a film without actually seeing it.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Having said that, here’s a prediction:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Saw IV&lt;/i&gt;, which opens today nationwide after having been completed approximately three days ago, is going to suck.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;Now, I say this without having seen &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Saw IV&lt;/i&gt;; for that matter, I say this without having seen &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Saw I&lt;/i&gt;,&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt; Saw II &lt;/i&gt;or &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Saw III&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;For all I know, they’re cinematic masterworks the likes of which Orson Welles could never dare to dream.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;But let’s face it:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;the fourth installment in any series, let alone one as misbegotten as the &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Saw&lt;/i&gt; series, has the deck stacked against it from the jump-off.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;The number of Part 4s that have been worth watching can be counted on one hand; it just so happens that I have five fingers on my left hand, so here’s five fours that aren’t complete wastes of time.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal;"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;THUNDERBALL &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;(1965)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Believe it or not, there was a time when there weren’t so many James Bond movies that nobody bothered to count them.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Thunderball&lt;/i&gt; wasn’t quite as good as &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Goldfinger &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;From Russia with Love&lt;/i&gt;, the two films that preceded it, but it’s still a Bond flick in the grand tradition, with lots of fun lines, exciting action sequences, and swell spy gear, and it’s one of the last 007 adventures that still feels like something you can enjoy rather than just live through, like most of the long-slog installments of the 1970s.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;At any rate, Sean Connery seems to be enjoying himself, and who wouldn’t, with Claudine Auger around?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal;"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;ROCKY IV&lt;/i&gt; (1985)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ha, ha!&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Just kidding.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;This isn’t a good Part IV at all.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It’s terrible.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But taken strictly for laughs, it’s an inadvertent masterpiece, with its overblown jingoism, mindless commie-bashing, and endless hilariously bad dialogue.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It also introduced the world, however briefly, to currently unemployable Swedish galoot Dolph Lundgren and Sly Stallone’s gargantuan Danish girlfriend, Brigitte Nielsen.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;A movie decidedly of its era, it is a fine measure of the tenor of its times, and I had the pleasure of getting thrown out of a theatre during its initial screening for loudly cheering for the Russian fighter to pound the obnoxious Rocky into soup.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;COLOR:black;FONT-FAMILY:&amp;#39;Lucida Grande&amp;#39;;mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;BRIDE OF CHUCKY&lt;/i&gt; (1998)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The fourth installment of the &amp;quot;Chucky&amp;quot; series of tongue-in-cheek horror movies following the adventures of a homicidal doll, &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Bride of Chucky &lt;/i&gt;benefits enormously from not taking itself at all seriously.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Surprisingly well-directed by Hong Kong veteran Ronny Yu, it features a genuinely funny script, some surreal dialogue between the supremely professional Brad Dourif and a game-for-anything Jennifer Tilly, and one of the most ridiculous sex scenes in cinema history. It’s not the sort of thing that’s going to win any Oscar nods (by the time you get to Part IV, you’re generally running on fumes even if the original film was decent), but it’s highly enjoyable just the same.&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;CITIZEN TOXIE:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;THE TOXIC AVENGER IV&lt;/i&gt; (2000)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Lloyd Kaufman’s Troma pictures may not be particularly well-crafted, which is not unexpected given that they are generally made for as much money as Kaufman happens to have in his pocket at the moment.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And they aren’t Art with a capital A, dealing as they do with things like surfing Nazis and the question of whether or not they should die.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But they’re occasionally hilarious, brilliantly campy, and damn it, they give their fans what they want, which is more than you can say for a lot of studio films.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Citizen Toxie&lt;/i&gt;’s shotgun approach guarantees at least a couple of solid hits, and it’s chock full of ridiculous celebrity cameos, from Corey Feldman to Ron Jeremy.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal;"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;LAND OF THE DEAD&lt;/i&gt; (2005)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"&gt;Why is it that horror movies rack up the biggest sequel counts as well as the biggest body counts?&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;If a movie title is followed by a Roman numeral higher than V, it’s a, well, dead certainty that its plot revolves around serial killers, monsters, and/or megadeaths.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Anyway, the fourth of George Romero’s zombie series (after &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Night of the Living&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Dawn of&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;and &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;Day of&lt;/i&gt; &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal;"&gt;the Dead&lt;/i&gt;) is by no means the best; it’s full of plot holes, marred by a ridiculous ending, and generally a tad ridiculous.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun:yes;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But it’s also George Romero, and that means it’s chock full of visceral thrills, black comedy, and social commentary&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;—&lt;/em&gt; and this time around, we even get a couple of juicy star turns from Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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