• The Slasher Movie Comes of Age

    In The Atlantic, James Parker sings the praises of "that most misunderstood of genres," the slasher flick. Actually, Parker doesn't really make a case for the genre being misunderstood so much as boldly step up to declare that he watches them voluntarily, and he can quote Ted Hughes (“Its mishmash of scripture and physics, / With here, brains in hands, for example, / And there, legs in a treetop.” ) and Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf, which, though a fine rendering of a classic work, does not include an appearance by a naked Angelina Jolie in flesh high heels. "The classic slasher flick," he writes, "is produced at high speed, on a squeaker of a budget, and bows briefly for an anointing of critical scorn before going on to make piles of money. With a bit of luck, that critical scorn will be amplified into cultural censure—1980’s rape-revenge slasher, I Spit on Your Grave, for instance, was widely and windily reviled, to the enduring profit of its makers. 'The more the film was attacked,' writer-director Meir Zarchi confided to Variety last year, 'the more money shot into my pocket.'” He must have done pretty damn well. I'm not sure that I've ever actually seen I Spit on Your Grave, but I remember, as if it were yesterday, the 1981 "special" episode of Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel's old syndicated movie-reviews TV show Sneal Previews that was set aside for the purpose of heaping scorn and disgust on what were then just beginning to be called slasher (or "splatter") films, with I Spit on Your Grave a prime target. Watching a clip from the movie, in which a bunch of scuzzball louts swaggered around the fallen body of a violated young woman, sandwiched between the TV showmen clucking and posturing about the death of civilization, one felt much as one does at a screening of Freddy vs. Jason: it's not clear who you should root for, but you'd settle for checking off the box marked "None of the Above."

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  • 66.6 Seconds of Horror

    Here’s an idea whose time has come: a horror film festival you can breeze through in fifteen minutes or less. Let’s face it, most of us would prefer not to sit through all of Jason Lives or Leprechaun in the Hood – but as with leaked celebrity sex tapes, we’re curious to see the good parts. Now Fearnet has made this dream we didn’t even know we had come true with the 66.6 Second Film Festival. Hosted by Billy Idol lookalike Spider (lead singer of Boston punk-metal band Powerman 500 and younger brother of Rob Zombie), the festival consists of heavily condensed versions of horror movies ranging from Hostel to The Exorcism of Emily Rose. In 66.6 seconds, you get all the gory highlights, accompanied by helpful narration like “Boogeyman, looking spiffy in a plaid sweater-vest, tries to suck him into the closet of Hell.” It beat actually sitting through Boogeyman, which I had forgotten I did until I saw the short version.

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