Pay attention, humans. This is very important. I know the Screengrab gang did a great job this week with their list Fond Farewells: The Best and Worst Death Scenes in Cinema. I wish I’d had time to read about Fox pulling the plug on the Terminator TV series and the review of Terminator Salvation – but there is no time! I have been sent from the future to prevent a terrible calamity – the end of the Screengrab as we know it. Some say that time is a closed loop and that it cannot be altered – that the Screengrab is destined to die no matter what we do. But I have seen one possible future where the Screengrab is not only alive, but thrives! Here are but a few of the thousands of posts you will miss out on if we cannot prevent this catastrophe!

Video of the Day: Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Scene

Oscar Roundup: Footloose Remake Sweeps Major Categories, Glenn Beck Bombs as Academy Awards Host

Technicolor Yawns: The Greatest Vomit Scenes in Movie History (Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven & Twelve)

That Guy! Skeet Ulrich

From Hogwart’s to Her Majesty’s Secret Service: Daniel Radcliffe Named New James Bond

Yesterday’s Hits: Gravity’s Rainbow (2017, McG)

Surviving Olsen Twin Accepts Lifetime Achievement Award