(siiiiigh). What am I doing here? What the hell do I care about Taxing Time: A Screengrab Salute to Beat-the-Clock Cinema (Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six)? Would you ask Tom Petty about some dumbass race-against-time movies? No, because he’s a musician. Like me.

(long, uncomfortable pause)

Are you still here? Shouldn’t you be reading In Defense of Watchmen or "Wolverine" Decapitates Fox News Blogger? I don’t even know what that means. Anna Faris Won’t Apologize? Why should she? Kal Penn Puts Acting Career on Hold to Mind Obama's Front Door? But I bet you’ll still ask him about Henry and Kubal Go to White Castle or some silly shit like that.

Here’s some more mashed potatoes without the gravy:

Reviews: An Unlikely Weapon, Around, Lymelife

Screengrab Q&A: "In A Dream"

Unwatchable #38: “Chairman of the Board”

Many Happy Returns, and a Couple of Not-So-Happy Ones: Vin Diesel and the Movie Brotherhood of Those Who Have Come Crawling Back

2009: First Quarter Wrap-Up

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