In all the Oscar excitement, we've neglected to recap a historic night for America's most prestigious motion picture awards — the Razzies. The 28th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards were presented — that is, if you actually present an award that nobody shows up to receive — at the Magicopolis Theater in Santa Monica, California on Saturday. Lindsay Lohan's pre-rehab thriller I Know Who Killed Me set a new Razzies record, winning in eight of the nine categories in which it was nominated. It was an especially proud night for Lohan, who managed to win two Worst Actress awards at once when her performances as twins Aubrey and Dakota received the same number of votes. But that's not all! Lohan also took home — theoretically, had she shown up — the award for Worst Screen Couple "as the yang to her own yin" in said movie.

Even Lohan's achievement paled in comparison to Eddie Murphy's unprecedented triple lutz around the remaining acting categories. Murphy took home not only Worst Actor for his lead role in Norbit, but also Worst Supporting Actor for his offensive turn as Mr. Wong and Worst Supporting Actress for letting his fat suit give the performance as the enormous Rasputina, all in the same movie. Good times! Still, it was I Know Who Killed Me reigning supreme at the end of the night, taking home the Worst Picture Razzie. If you haven't had the pleasure, here is Ms. Lohan's much-ballyhooed sleepwalk around the stripper pole, followed by some first-class hospital bed emoting. Enjoy!