— Paul Clark
If a stronger director than Kitamura was behind MEAT TRAIN, I'd be more excited, but at least he's not working with original material this time. I fell in love with Barker's "Books of Blood" in high school, so I think I'm kind of obligated to see this. (Terrific story, by the by. Hope they haven't opened it up too much.)
Also, if you want a Faris fix, there's always MAY. Or LOST IN TRANSLATION, of course.
Look at that title. Go ahead, you can laugh. Despite sounding like a budget-rate porno made in 1976, the first impression left by this trailer for The Midnight Meat Train is that Lionsgate is treating us to yet another westernized Japanese horror flick