Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

deathcabforsexy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:26:55 GMT

Rachel Ray. no contest.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

mistylanesux — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:50:51 GMT

Rachael Ray is fabulous!

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jerry breitinger — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:30:46 GMT

I prefer Nancy Grace over Rachael Ray. Nancy Grace is supposed to be hard. She is a former prosecutor. Rachael Ray is just a stupid cook and I question her cooking ability. She is also rude to her fans and I don't even know why she has fans. She talks to her food. One time she called an apple, Uncle Apple. What a retard.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

Dr. L. — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:13:21 GMT

I find RR repellant, so I'll go with Nancy. She's a top? Even better. Just please don't hurt me.

RR sux!

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

fremd — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:46:01 GMT

One caveat here: RR is going to have some serious dragon breath with all the garlic she cooks with.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

cjb — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:50:22 GMT

You seen RR's pix in FHM? This is obviously a girl who thinks sex is about having fun. I'm sure I could find a way to stop her mouth.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

rcrx — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:22:32 GMT

Seriously? Do you really have to ask? I don't even want to know a person who thinks Nancy Grace is worth spending a second with.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

Maxwell Hammer — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:54:31 GMT

Rachael is hot. Nancy is a slug.

I'd do Rachael anytime, no gun required.

I'd also do Martha Stewart. Any woman who is good in the kitchen is good in the bedroom, too.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

dgilman — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:55:25 GMT

This only *looks* like a tough one. Rachael Ray is awfully irritating, and I feel like committing mayhem after two minutes of hearing her stupid lingo and happy-happy-joy-joy attitude. But Nancy Grace is an evil person, and dedicated to undermining pretty important jurisprudential processes for her own self-aggrandizement. That's not sexy at all. Get me some earplugs, and I'm all about Rachael Ray here.

You chickens; for all your talk about being hard on us, you're still throwing softball WWYR at us! What about something really evil, like Moqtada al-Sadr vs. Hasan Nasrallah? Bring it.

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Needs some EVOO — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:18:34 GMT

I like pegging, so I definitely would rather go with Nancy Grace.

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nederick — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:14:57 GMT

Nancy Grace is The Most Repellant Person I have ever seen. I can't fully explain my violent reaction to her because it occurs on a very deep level of my body/psyche. No matter what prurient interest any of her stupid stories might hold for me, I can't loiter on her channel for even two seconds. It's like I'll get rabies or have an epileptic fit or something. That anybody can tolerate her presence at all, for any reason, boggles the mind. God, I could go on and on. Stop me. I hate her. Make her die.

So, Rachel Ray.

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jaycg — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:50:08 GMT

I find both of them violently unappealing. Nancy Grace is unattractive and since my fiance is a self-confessed Food Network addict I find myself wanting to forcefully remove Rachel Ray's head on an almost daily basis.

But...that said...Ray looks slightly more human and, if I were good in the sack, might cook me a nice meal afterwards.

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rx2v2x — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:22:12 GMT

Seriously, this is kind of a no-brainer. Rachael Ray is at least kind of cute, but Nancy Grace would hurt you. And laugh about it.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:19:33 GMT

Nancy Grace is not only a repulsive human being, she's scary-looking.

I would nail Rachel Ray, gun to my head or not. Maybe it's because I don't watch TV and therefore have avoided her all her career, but I would jump her, no problem.

re: Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace vs. Rachael Ray?

snooks — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:35:46 GMT

Well, imagining Rachel Ray talking dirty through the back of her nose gives me the heebie-jeebies, but she's got that cute little square body, you could slather her in EVOO, and it would all be over in under 30 minutes.

Nancy Grace, on the other hand, is definitely a top, and I wouldn't be surprised if she had a nasty surprise hidden away in that tailored pantsuit.

Since I'm not into pegging, I'm gonna go with Rachel Ray and a gag.