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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx</link><description>We have a feeling the Secret Service is going to knock down our door any minute for this one (hence the extra asterisks), but seriously, who would you take home to mom, bang in a dark alley or leave for d*ad... let&amp;#39;s say, politically speaking (that</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>The Results Are In: Marry, F*ck or Kill, Scanner Caucus Edition</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63565</link><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:00:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63565</guid><dc:creator>The Results Are In: Marry, F*ck or Kill, Scanner Caucus Edition</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Pingback from &amp;nbsp;The Results Are In: Marry, F*ck or Kill, Scanner Caucus Edition&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63562" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63381</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:38:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63381</guid><dc:creator>profrobert</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I guess everyone's picking Clinton to marry because they know she won't mind if you go off and fuck around with Edwards or Obama.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63381" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63323</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:47:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63323</guid><dc:creator>m0rrigan</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Huh, this was actually kinda tricky.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marry: Hillary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck: Obama&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill: Edwards (sorry, no desire to have my ribs broken for any reason)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63323" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63289</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:09:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63289</guid><dc:creator>katie</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Marry: Hillary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck: Obama&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill: Edwards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found this surprisingly hard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63289" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63133</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:20:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63133</guid><dc:creator>Patricia</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Marry: Hillary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck: Obama&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill: Edwards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63133" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63131</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:03:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63131</guid><dc:creator>rachel</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;marry and fuck edwards. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;let the other two fight it out in a deathmatch-sponsered by corporate america and the press corps. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63131" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63023</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:23:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63023</guid><dc:creator>fridgebuzz</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Fuck Edwards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill Obama (sorry but the goofy ears and all...totally kills appeal)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marry Clinton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63023" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#63020</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:11:14 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:63020</guid><dc:creator>Kayteness</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Marry Clinton, Fuck Edwards, Kill Obama. Maybe it would be a passion killing...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And what is this about Edwards breaking ribs during sex? How could I miss that one?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=63020" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#62981</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:59:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:62981</guid><dc:creator>maybeapril</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;kill kill kill&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=62981" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#62957</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:38:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:62957</guid><dc:creator>vikkitikkitavi</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Well, Edwards apparently broke his wife's rib during sex, so I'd have to say &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck - Edwards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michelle Obama seems not too impressed with her husband's personal habits or hygiene, so by default I would have to say &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marry - Clinton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which leaves me no choice on the third - sorry Obama, baby!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill - Obama&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=62957" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards</title><link>http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/01/09/marry-f-ck-or-k-ll-scanner-caucus-edition-clinton-obama-edwards.aspx#62950</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:14:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:62950</guid><dc:creator>Ally</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Marry - Clinton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck - Edwards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kill - Obama (a thousand times over)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was an easy one . . .&lt;/p&gt;
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