The Wit and Wisdom of John McCainhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/18/the-hilarious-wisdom-of-john-mccain.aspxYour Friday funnies... a look back at the funniest things John McCain has ever said: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno. [1998] "The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs." [1999enCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)