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Video of the Day: Barbie and Ken (and Some Guy) Make a Porno

Emily Farris — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:29:00 GMT

We watch a lot of videos here at Scanner. We laugh at some, roll our eyes at others and even get turned on by a few. Then we click out of the window and move onto the next sex scandal or ridiculous tabloid news story or four and call it a day. Little thought is given to the people who create said videos, or in the case of the Barbie Porn YouTube videos, who is actually doing the voiceovers.

When we do think of such things, however, we are forced to consider the question: to dump or not to dump the guy who makes Barbie porn for the Internet?

Watch the video and then let us know.

[Videogum: That's Your Boyfriend: YouTube Barbie Porn Voice Actor]

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While You Were Sleeping: The Naked Mannequin Orgy

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:31:00 GMT

You'll be relieved to learn that this post has nothing to do with the you-know-what that's happening today...

This is the creepiest and coolest Halloween prank we've seen this year

A woman is charged with murder after stabbing her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after the argued over a slice of pizza.

It's scary and insane enough that this guy murdered his girlfriend. But then to cut off his own dick and leave it with her body? Wow. We have nothing to say about that.

A man is selling his wife through an in a classified section intended for vehicle sales, complete with the usual punny ad. The news here? Even though she's 25, he has had to drastically reduce the asking price.

A supposed burglar was found in a store's window display bed getting it on... with a bunch of mannequins.

A naked, masked man holding a gun and waving the American flag on an overpass caused a California freeway to be shut down for hours during yesterday morning's rush hour. And how come we're hearing about this the next day?!

And Traci Lords doesn't appear naked in Kevin Smith's new Porno movie because she was lactating. Yeah, we figured Smith would take a pass on that...

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Trailer: "Zach and Miri Make a Porno"

Emily Farris — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:13:00 GMT

This trailer for Kevin Smith's new film Zack and Miri Make a Porno kind-of screams "all the good stuff is in the trailer." But Smith has only really let us down, what, twice (Clerks II and Jersey Girl")? So here's hoping this is just a little taste of all the glorious hilarity and vulgarity to come.

P.S. Is it bad that we really want to make out with Seth Rogen right now?

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