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Sloppy Seconds: Courtney Love's Bizarre Death Rant

Emily Farris — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:19:00 GMT

After male superhero movie after male superhero movie after male superhero movie, Wonder Woman is finally going to the big screen—except not. It's going straight to DVD. And it's animated. [Jezebel]

Britney Spears equates her life to a jail sentence. [People]

Is Nicole Kidman going to be the next star to quit the biz? Yawn. [Yahoo!]

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Wentz are still waiting for that baby to pop out. [MTV]

Courtney Love would like you to know she's not suicidal after a crazy death rant on her MySpace blog. [Us]

Megan Fox Is So Hot Right Now, GQ Can Just Recycle Her Photos Every Month

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:41:00 GMT

Megan Fox, who will not be playing Wonder Woman, despite previous reports, and was the only woman shortlisted for GQ's Man of the Year is still the #1 woman on the internet. (Well, except for Keeley Hazel. And Sarah Palin. And... and... never mind.)

But no one drives up traffic like Megan Fox-- or, more importantly-- Megan Fox in a bikini...

According to One India:

American actress Megan Fox has been listed as the hottest babe on the planet in Chickipedia's latest 100 hottest women list yet again. Chickipedia, which is the world's largest web-based, wiki-based database of hot women on the planet, released the Top 100 most-searched for women in the month of October, the Daily Telegraph reported.

This is the second year that Fox has topped the list, with the second place going to Hugh Hefner''s No 1 ex-girlfriend Holly Madison. The most-searched for female survey saw Keeley Hazell in third position, while new Aussie girls ‘The Veronicas’ were at number six. The new list also saw Madonna and Victoria Beckham being dropped and replaced by US Republican IT girl Sarah Palin and her alter ego, Tina Fey.

Good riddance to Madonna and Victoria-- but Holly Madison? Bland as New York is fucking freezing today.

In celebration of Fox's latest victory, GQ has unleashed more of the photos that made her a huge star and, for no reason whatsoever, we're passing them along to you:

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It's About Damn Time The World Had a Black Wonder Woman

Emily Farris — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:41:00 GMT

There's talk of a new Wonder Woman movie. And when it happens, we think there's at least one Black actress who'd be perfect for it. She agrees. In fact, she's already met with DC Comics and Warner Bros to discuss the role.

Beyonce!

Are you ready for this jelly?

[Faded Youth: BEYONCE AS WONDER WOMAN?!?]

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Peecol: The Hulk, Wonder Woman and a Dirty Old Man

Emily Farris — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:44:00 GMT

We're not too down with the whole Peecol phenomenon. In fact, we didn't even know what these strange little guys were called until today. We do, however, think they're intended for kids (correct us if we're wrong). That's why we're so, so confused by the most recent Peecol figurine.

Oh, hello there, three-inch Hugh Hefner tiny freakish doll thingy.

Um, do you think our dad would be totally freaked out if we asked for one in our stocking at Christmas this year? Because we kind-of want one.

[KidRobot via BoingBoing]

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Wonder Woman Somehow More Wonderous If Covered in Body Paint

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Have the cold, snow, and democratic primary got you feeling grumpy and atrophied? We’ve found something that will perk your ass up. Someone finally figured out how to cure every single ill temper: paint a Wonder Woman costume onto a Playmate of the Year and slap her photo on the cover of Playboy. It’s like we’ve always said, body paint + superheroes=magic and positivity.

According to cover model Tiffany Fallon this is because of how much Wonder Woman the character means to people:

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback, a lot from women, just saying how much they felt it was a very capable cover, and yet it represented one of their heroes, literally and figuratively. And I take pride in that, and anything where I can just be part of something larger than me. I mean, Wonder Woman is such a great example of women in general that it was neat to just be a part of something that was spoken of so frequently and so passionately.

Yes, please excuse us while we go and "speak" passionately about body painted Wonder Woman. Frequently..like, for the rest of the afternoon.

Who Should Play Wonder Woman? Because the Answer Is Not Christina Milian

sarahhepola — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:19:00 GMT

When we were little Scanner bloggers, we wore Wonder Woman underoos. It was maybe the coolest thing ever. It was, at the very least, in the top three, along with the EZ Bake Oven and the Snoopy Sno-Cone machine. We would stick in a shiv in your grandmother to get us some Wonder Woman underoos. We could also look online. But you know what? We don’t like your grandma.

So all of this is by way of telling you that while you are sipping your morning coffee (needs sugar), there are a bunch of starlets clawing out each other’s color contacts in order to play Wonder Woman. We heard Jessica Biel is going to star in the WW movie. We heard this right after Scanner Nicole pissed herself. And now, something named Christina Milian wants the role in the movie version of Justice League of America. Ah, yes. Christina Milian. We recognize her from… NOTHING. Nobody, ever, could replace Lynda Carter in our hearts (and our bedrooms! ka-POW!), but we’re thinking this Christina Milian character should stay on Nickelodeon and the CW, where she belongs.

We know this conversation has taken place many times already, maybe even on this site. But we have not discussed this, you and us. So tell us. Who should it be? You decide. As in all things, our answer is Angela Lansbury.