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Let's Curl up With a Pile of Puppies

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:16:00 GMT

After last night, we are severely hung over on joy and satisfaction. What better to do now than watch a webcam of Shiba Inu puppies. This is a clip from the cam, but there is no limit to the puppy watching you can do.

Oh my God! They're wrestling in a puppy pile. We might die. As we write this cuteness is making history...live! We can kiss the rest of the afternoon goodbye.

Skynet Will Be Aware of Self, Hotties

Bryan Christian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Isn't training a computer to recognize sexy ladies sort of like a guy training himself to autofellate? Like, why would either one ever leave the house?

Amit Kagian, an M.Sc. graduate from the [Tel Aviv University] School of Computer Sciences, has successfully “taught” a computer how to understand and process the factors which contribute to attractiveness in women. Aside from this being the modern equivalent of “mirror mirror on the wall” and all the vanity that could come from it, it’s actually quite important. The importance lies in the fact that this is a significant breakthrough in creating artificial intelligence in computers.

Also: a giant leap forward in making webcams that much creepier.

Florida Courts Rule Homeowners Associations Can Tell You What to Do

Bryan Christian — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Bad news, Floridians. You can't have that webcam business going without those jerks down the street signing off on it.

On Thursday, the court handed to the Brantley Harbor Homeowners' Association a victory in its lawsuit against the former owner of a home once occupied by a gay live webcam operation. The suit began more than five years ago, when the HOA sought to evict College Boys Live from its midst, ostensibly because HOA rules prohibit operating a business in a residential neighborhood.
Despite the HOA's often-stated position that the content of the gay website wasn't at issue in the lawsuit, comments made after the court's decision gave another impression.

"They were surrounded by two-story homes, so we had a lot of children, 8, 9, 10, living in bedrooms that were restricted from looking out the windows," former Brantley Harbor HOA president Mike Tower told local television station WFTV.

All right, so how come we're totally on these guys' side but we came down so hard on those swingers in Dallas? We're tempted to say we have a soft spot for college boys, but you know what: we think it probably has to do with parking. If these College Boys are blocking parking for their neighbors, they gotta go. Otherwise, it's curtains for everyone! Or blinds. You get the idea.