Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton Nominated For President?

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Would someone please make one of these for us and send it by mail to Scanner, New York, NY? Of course, you'll need to get us a nano, too...

Natalie Wood's longtime lover planned, at one point, to murder Warren Beatty. The world doesn't know how close it came to losing Bulworth.

The decision by America's Next Top Model to feature a transgender contestant has been met with praise from at least one group: GLAAD.

Rejoice, travelers: Gay sex is now A-OK with Panama!

Meghan McCain just wet her pants: the Hills spinoff is taking on D.C.

Christian Bale will not be charged with any hitting or not hitting of any family members.

And Hillary Clinton will be nominated at this month's Democratic National Convention. Symbolically, of course-- or so they promise us. Who wants odds that somebody's going to take this gimme and pull a coup?

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Does Madonna Have A Sex Tape And Do We Want To See It?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:50:00 GMT

An anonymous, beautiful stranger is blackmailing Madonna for one million English pounds. This stranger, who is purportedly a cameraman, told The Daily Star he is the proud owner of Madonna's new amateur sex tape...

But if "it takes two," and all these rumors swirling about affairs and whatnot, we want to know: who's the one going at it with her?

A cameraman is reportedly demanding £1million for ownership of video footage he claims he owns, which features Madonna and baseball player Alex Rodriguez having sex.

According to the Daily Star the unnamed cameraman is claiming that the footage was shot in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for what the newspaper calls "afternoon trysts".

Madonna's lawyers said that they were "aware" of the claims but refused to comment further.

Is Madonna so vain that she had to have a camera operator on her sex tape? Girl, just set up a camera on the nightstand, turn it on yourself, and for God's sake, leave the night vision off, okay?

The Times of India, meanwhile, seems to think the man somehow happened to burglarize the apartment, with a camera in tow, at just the right moment. While it's possible this is some neighbor who heard them going at it and slipped in to capture a few moments, it strikes as more likely this is the message Madonna wants out there to scare the guy into thinking he'll be prosecuted if he tries to go public with the tape.

Via NME and the Times of India.