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On the Dangers of Excess

Colleen Kane — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:30:00 GMT

We are never going to win any graceful-lady contests by announcing this, but falling is funny. This video, dubbed "pound for pound, the most fail-packed :08 seconds on the web" by I-am-bored.com, illustrates why.

Video clips like this, as well as funny pictures of animals, are what the Internet is for.

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If These F-ing Hippies Would Have Gotten The Swine Flu Shot in The 70's Maybe We Wouldn't Be In This Mess

Emily Farris — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:01:00 GMT

We're starting to believe that this swine flu business is really just a giant hoax created by the media to save media jobs. And if that's true, well, we can't really blame anyone. But if it turns out to be a real threat, we have only our parents to blame. The pig virus reared its ugly pink snout back in the seventies, and if those damn hippies would have just taken the time to eradicate it with a simple vaccine, maybe we wouldn't have crazies running around New York in masks and schools closing in Texas. But no, they were too busy making free love and taking magic mushrooms. Now we're all going to die. Thanks, you f-ing hippies, for not being scared enough by this 1976 swine flu PSA.

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Emily Farris — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:36:00 GMT

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has a penchant for pretty women (what politician doesn't?). And it's a source of "suffering" for his wife, Veronica Lario, she wrote in an open letter. [Yahoo!]

Simon Cowell joked that he's "secretly in love" with fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul. And we wouldn't be all that surprised if he jerked off to the "Cold Hearted Snake" video back in the day... or if he still does. [Us]

After her double mastectomy, breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate says she still feels sexy, especially because her boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble loves her "from head to toe." [People]

Is there no more bromance in the world? Chace Crawford is apparently looking to move out of the pad he shares with Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick. [PageSix]

Everyone can stop worrying about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They're taking the necessary precautions to prevent catching swine flu (the swine flu?) while on their honeymoon in Mexico. Whew. We know we'll sleep better tonight knowing they're okay. [MTV]

Did California pageant officials buy homophobic Miss California, Carrie Prejean, new breasts? And if so, how do we get some? [Defamer]

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We're Over Facebook, And Here's Why

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:06:00 GMT

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How Much is an Orgasm Worth to You?

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:33:00 GMT

We appreciate that the world at large would like us women to have better orgasms. But we have to wonder how much of that concern is really just pharmaceutical companies trying to make a profit off of what they would like us to believe is a sexual dysfunction. Do we really need to buy an Orgasmatron? And have laser surgeries? And test out vibrators in exam rooms? In her new documentary, Orgasm Inc., filmmaker Liz Canner explores the billion-dollar industry that revolves around the female orgasm. Though the movie doesn't premiere until next month, we have the not-incredibly-safe-for-work trailer after the jump.

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How to Make A Baby

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:34:00 GMT

Do any of our readers have kids that have asked them how they can put a baby in someone? (Wait, you people might have children-- that's frightening.)

If so, you can always show them this handy, cutesy, and mercifully short little video, after which your children will tell everyone they can get pregnant from a blow job.

Twilight's Deleted Sex Scene

Colleen Kane — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Whether you're into the Twilights or you're not, this new video from College Humor is a funny commentary on the virginity movement. Also the boy in it is cute.

Watch Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene on CollegeHumor

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Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:59:00 GMT

You know, because Janet Jackson wasn't the first one to lose her outfit live on national television...

It's difficult to imagine, we know, but even game shows in the 60s and 70s were famous for nipple slips. Luckily, YouTube, Google Video and other online sources have managed to salvage some of the most memorable moments. They're all pretty much two seconds long, but this will make you a better future Trivial Pursuit contestant... since you know that's all that we're going to talk about in 20 years, the way our Idiocracy is going.

Here are ten in no particular order...

Ron Jeremy's High School Play Video Leaked!

Tara Reid Wishes She Was Actually Listening To What The Little People Were Yelling About

Jennifer Hawkins (the 2004 Miss Universe) Returns to Australia to Moon Her Hometown

The Match Game (okay, this is more of a "nipple slip" of the tongue, but hey... break it up a bit, ya know)

Eva Mendes Was Really Asking For It This Time

N Is For Nipples - TV Show Host Flashes Kids

Haven't Seen This Janet Jackson Nip Slip Before... Is It New?

They Let the Wrestlers Beat Up the Refs, But An Ass And Nipple Slip Is An Ejection?!

As Bob Barker Says, "She came on down and they came on out!" [sfw]

And finally, Meredith Viera pulls a Justin Timberlake on Helen Mirren:

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Get in the Friday Zone: Let's Get it Started

Colleen Kane — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:30:00 GMT

Have you seen any of the 57 sing-into-the-webcam videos posted by YouTube's BeenerKeeKee1995? Probably-- he's so Feb 09, but still this kid is entertaining and I very much enjoy his stylings, and so: Friday Zone. I chose his rendition of this Blackeyed Peas tune because it used to be our Friday Party Zone song at the end of the workday at the Playgirl office, complete with rotating disco party light accompaniment.

Must say, though, that I shudder to think what will happen to this youngster when he has to go to school and these videos start making the rounds. After writing that last sentence, I saw in the comments that he might be 13, if he was born in 1995. And if that's the case, bravo, young man, and godspeed to you on the playground.

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Happy Friday the 13th, Fraidy Cats

Kanye and 88 Keys Shill for Viagra in New Video

Colleen Kane — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:08:00 GMT

Kanye West and his producer/pal 88 Keys got into oldface for Kanye's "Stay Up (Viagra)" video. It features lyrics like the following: "What she got is so Niagara/ Make a young n---a straight need Viagra/ Make an old n---a give keys to Jaguar/ Just to keep from all the the 'tee-hees' and laughter/ Her telling her homegirls that he couldn't stay up."

Here's the pair on the video set cutting up as dirty old men, which debuts Monday on MTV.

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Scanners Inspired by Feline-Inspired Spinoff Videos

Colleen Kane — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:02:00 GMT

It's part of the process now that as soon as a viral video becomes huge, it inspires knockoffs and remixes. Such is the case with one of this year's breakout hits, the so adobrale-you-just-want-to-punch-it, Kittens, Inspired by Kittens!

So without further ado, we present two of our favorite KIBK spinoffs, Cats Inspired by Kittens Inspired by Kittens and even better, Kittens Inspired by David After Dentist.

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Turtles are Rapists

Colleen Kane — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Just when you think you've seen it all, the Internet comes along with another wacked-out thing you've never seen. What you're about to witness is a turtle hilariously raping a shoe. And apparently, this is the m.o. for turtles, because a search for turtle rape on YouTube yields numerous results. (I thought they were cleaning up that sort of thing on YouTube?)

The little guy is really going for it.

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Everything Was Funnier in 1985

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:44:00 GMT

In the last twenty-four hours, we were sent two videos that happened to have been filmed in 1985. We hadn't seen either of them before-- one involves Saturday Night Live, the other a real commercial that might as well have been a parody on that show-- and they're both hysterical for different reasons.

Your day cannot possibly get more entertaining than this...

First, from the Best of SNL DVD's bonus material (or so we're told), here's Phil Hartman's SNL audition. God, is there anyone like this operating today?

And this is a commerical for "The Music Vest." We would explain what the hell that is if we only could figure out what it was... besides the obvious...

Hope you enjoyed yourself.

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Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Did a Little Star F*cking

Emily Farris — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Okay, so maybe we did more than a little star fucking. One might even say we went overbaord.

Highs:

We drooled (and debated) over some big beautiful women.

We continued to hold out hope that our bearded man Joaquin Phoenix is a'ight. Even though he appears to be the opposite of a'ight.

We helped a friend end a bad relationship.

We fell in love with a Koala bear.

We started to wonder if it's true that one can be either hot or smart (not both) and began to appreciate our brains a little more.

We may live in the worst dating city ever, but at least we don't live in the worst city ever.

Dr. Ruth helped us figure out what to do tomorrow night.

The Dalai Lama began following us on Twitter!

We love Lily Allen and we don't care who knows it.

We asked Judah Friedlander out (no, really, we did and he wrote back.. but if we go out I'm not blogging about it, per his request).

Also, we kind-of, sort-of found a way to make our Ryan Gosling fantasies come true.

We found some pretty fucking cool Valentine's Day presents.

Zoorotica. 'Nuff said.

Oh, and animals that are not doing dirty things: Westminster dog show photos.

Lows:

We had to confront the fact that we've been with a lot of people, but not in a long, long time.

And we thought Grand Theft Auto was disturbing!

The Grammys screwed M.I.A. (By the way, has she popped that baby out yet?)

After a week of eating super healthy (okay, not really), we had a strange craving for hamburgers.

We're still trying to decide what's worse: the crazy dog lady or the crazy baby lady.

Maybe we don't have a Valentine because no one knows when Valentine's Day falls on the calendar?

We cried over this video (and so did you!).

We figured out why we're deliciously fat.

Um, this baby is smarter than us (also we really love watching videos of babies).

FUCK!

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She's Just Not That Into You. Or Is She?

Emily Farris — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:52:00 GMT

Why is there not a book or movie called "She's Just Not That Into You?" Well, in addition to the fact that, according to society, women are crazy and pine for potential partners in a way that men apparently don't, it might not be so easy to discern whether a woman is into you or not. All the signs may be there when it comes to reading men, but until someone writes a book on it, there's no way to tell with women.

According to a new study, men are much more obvious when it comes to showing signs of attraction. So a woman might not show it if she's into you, but on the other hand, she may look interested when, in fact, she's not.

Skyler Place, a doctoral student at Indiana University who authored the study, picked 28 women and 26 men to observe speed dating videos to determine which men were attracted to which women and vice versa. In many cases, he said, a woman looked like she was being flirtatious, but wasn't really interested in the man she was flirting with.

"Overall, the men are easier to read on average," Place said. "The hardest-to-read women are harder to read than the hardest-to-read men."

We can honestly say, in our own experience, we know we have not helped matters. And we are sorry.

[Forbes: Men, the Obvious Sex]

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"It Smells Like Vagina in Here"

Emily Farris — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:49:00 GMT

Because even fake sexual harassment videos are hilarious....

[Via Whip it Out]

Bale Out: the Inevitable Christian Bale Goes Apesh1t Remix

Colleen Kane — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:49:00 GMT

It seems like only yesterday we were reading about Bale going bananas on some poor underling bastard (it was), but in the fast-paced society, this audio footage has already been processed and cranked out as something else: Bale Out, the remix.

To me, it sounds like perfectly passable industrial music, which is to say, I wouldn't put it on now, but would've danced to it at the Roxy in New Brunswick in the '90s.

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Today in WTF: Drunken Negro Face Obama Cookies

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:44:00 GMT

"My brother-in-law is Cuban, so there... I'm not racist."

FAIL.

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Sloppy Seconds: Which "Dancing With the Stars" Star Will Pose for Playboy?

Emily Farris — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:06:00 GMT

How many things are wrong with this picture? Britney Spears' dad Jamie has been making about $10,000 to "look after her," but he just got a raise of $51,000 a year, making about $75 an hour to babysit his daughter. [People]

Barack Obama has chosen to use Abraham Lincoln's Bible for his swearing in. [Radar]

If you were an editor at the New York Times and the mayor of Paris sent you a letter criticizing the prospect of Caroline Kennedy taking over Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, wouldn't you just check to make sure it was really from the mayor of Paris? Maybe? Oops. [Jossip]

Sometimes we forget just how skinny celebrities are. You know, celebs like.... Billy Bob Thornton? [NYDN]

Today, we went looking for a music video we could have sworn we saw just a few short days ago on YouTube. Could it be gone because Warner music has pulled all of its artists' videos from the site? [Yahoo!]

45-year-old mother of two and Dancing With the Stars alum Lisa Rinna will pose yet again for Playboy, according to Extra. [FadedYouth]

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My New Favorite Bad Christmas Song: Santa Lost a Ho

Emily Farris — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:02:00 GMT

I, Scanner Emily, am a fan of the classic Christmas carol. I still get chills every time I sing "O Holy Night" and save for "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer" am not so into the contemporary comedic Christmastime song; if I have to listen to anything written in the last 100 years, I much prefer something like Christmas in Hollis. So last week when the bass player in my band handed me a CD called "Charlie's Christmas Compilation" I was a little worried. He asked me a few times if I'd listened to it when I hadn't. I felt bad and was curious to hear what was on it, so I broke down and put it on. I heard a few songs I knew including Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas from the Family" (another one I can't help but love because it rings so damn true), and a few I didn't, including what is now my favorite bad contemporary Christmas song, "Santa Lost a Ho" by the Christmas Jug Band.

I apologize that this video with a terribly long intro is the only version I could find to embed. Just don't pay attention to anything before :56. Then enjoy.

(That picture is for you, Brian Fairbanks).

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Jingle Cats and Dogs: Why is this so awesome?

Colleen Kane — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Do you enjoy psychedelic absurdity? We never would have imagined as wee children that, well into our thirties (aka dignified, children-and-house-owning old age), we would still be so delighted by novelty off- the- wall Christmas-themed videos of animals such as the following.

Well, we ARE!

LOL.

Buy it here.

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Video of the Day: Barbie and Ken (and Some Guy) Make a Porno

Emily Farris — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:29:00 GMT

We watch a lot of videos here at Scanner. We laugh at some, roll our eyes at others and even get turned on by a few. Then we click out of the window and move onto the next sex scandal or ridiculous tabloid news story or four and call it a day. Little thought is given to the people who create said videos, or in the case of the Barbie Porn YouTube videos, who is actually doing the voiceovers.

When we do think of such things, however, we are forced to consider the question: to dump or not to dump the guy who makes Barbie porn for the Internet?

Watch the video and then let us know.

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House Hotties Break Network TV Rules With Raunchy Sex Scene

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Who woulda thunk Fox would be the network to air a groundbreaking (well, for network TV) lesbian sex scene? Well, that's precisely what's set to happen on Tuesday night, if this promo for the hit show House M.D. is to be believed...

Note that this video is NSFW, even if it is airing on (we can't get over it, so we'll say it again) the Fox Network:

Ironically, we posted a Who Would You Rather? on Friday that featured another medical drama's lesbian characters. We're pretty sure these two blow the Grey's Anatomy ladies off screen, even with a laughably fake scene like this one, at least on the pushing-boundaries angle...

Check them out for yourself and let us know.

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Top 5 Sex Scenes From "Chick Flicks"

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:35:00 GMT

5. Cold Mountain. Debatably not hot, thanks to the movie's "soaring, sweeping" saga score, this does have two components that make it automatically worth a look: Nicole Kidman and Jude Law.

4. Coming Home. Debatably not a chick flick, this is nonetheless a great sex scene involving a man in a wheelchair that is not from a David Cronenberg film.

3. Jerry Maguire. You complete me. Unfortunately, this is an incomplete video-- the first word, "Don't," is missing. With that in mind, you should still be able to enjoy...

2. Feast of Love. There about 4,812 sex scenes in this chick flick, some even with Selma Blair, but none of them are as hot as the first five seconds of this one... against the glass in the rain... ah...

1. The Notebook. Wow... should this movie have been rated NC-17 or what? Not that we're complaining...

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Ron Jeremy and Vivid Video Are Out to Destroy YouPorn

Bryan Christian — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Hey everybody, close your eyes and pretend it's 1999. Are you there yet? Has your computer turned into an iBook and does every commercial on TV have Moby in it? Good. Now, Google up something about... er, wait, sorry, um... go to AltaVista and see what Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich says about Napster. He doesn't like it, huh? He wants it destroyed, you say? Well, now, snap your fingers and come back to 2008! Blammo, you're back. Great. Remind us to tell you about what Hillary's up to later.

In the meantime, remember what you read about Lars Ulrich? Well, change "former metal God and current douchebag" with "porn veteran and Mario lookalike" and "music downloading" with "free porn streaming" and you might be able to guess why that unwieldy trip through time was necessary. (Or not.)

Quoth the master:

"What harms the industry is the Internet. Before it was helpful. Every company had its own website. Now you have things like YouPorn and PornTube that show full-length features of Vivid's movies. Who the f--- do they think they are? Now Vivid is suing them. You wouldn't see YouTube play a full-length feature of a Steven Spielberg film. But they think that it's just porn so they can get away with it. So now Vivid is striking back. Piracy is piracy, whether the film is PG, R or X. We deserve the same respect."

And to that end, Mr. Jeremy has endorsed Vivid Video's pledge to sue the pants off anyone who's caught streaming Vivid products without consent. (What they plan to do with pants we're not sure.)

Boy, hell hath no fury like a hedgehog scorned, huh? Now, we all know that he and Vivid are basically doomed to failure on this one, right? Maybe 10 years ago we thought something like this would have a shot, but now? Forget about it. Music, video, passport records -- it's all gonna be free on the web eventually. So let 'em try! What'll it harm? We'll still love you, Ron! How could we not? Jeez, have you seen the control that guy's got over his own ejaculate? It's, like, telekinetic. Mad props forever, you know? So, click on through for a reminder of the total freaking stud that Mr. Jeremy once was and will continue to be in our hearts and, most likely, our flash-enabled, no-pay browsers.

BAM! Top that! Check his shit! He's so much of a stud he's got to chain his jacket to his nipple for fear of it running off and humping someone.

Girl Gone Wild: The Ashley Alexandra Dupree Video

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Rarely has a story ever been so nauseating... or appropriate for Scanner: an eighteen-year-old girl, subjected to the whims of Girls Gone Wild douchebag and ex-con Joe Francis, is exploited, celebrated, then ditched when her usefulness gets stale. The teenage girl goes on to become a Julia Roberts/"Pretty Woman" prostitute-- well paid but nevertheless a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. A runaway soul. And eventually the fatal flaw in the rise and fall of the former First Jewish President of the United States...

Now Girls Gone Wild is selling a nudie video or two of our favorite Republican plant in the State House. The New York Post has a censored overview of the material; really, what more do you need to see of this overexposed star? Can't we leave her alone to her music career?

Hold it-- you do want to see more? Well, if someone wants to waste $29 to become a GGW member, download the offending material, and somehow get it to us via an embed code... we will reluctantly post it.

In the meantime, here are some more pics from the video.

Previously: Sloppy Seconds...

Photos/links via the New York Post.

We Haven't Seen Britney Spears This Animated in Years (Har, Har)

Emily Farris — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:13:00 GMT

Save her debut "Hit Me Baby One More Time," what we call Britney Spears' musical carrer has been built on reactionary videos like "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," "Not That Innocent," "Toxic," and "Pieces of Me." In the video for her latest single, "Break the Ice," we'll see a cartoon Britney. A genius response to the character the media has made her out to be? Or is she just too glassy eyed to appear on screen? We have to admit, cartoon Britney is way hotter that real Britney right now.

[Star: Britney Spears gets into toon]

[Real Britney image via usmagazine.com]

Video of the Day: Future Juno or Future Genius?

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:30:00 GMT

This girl would make an awesome screenwriter, way better than that Thesaurus-plagiarizer Cody El Diablo.

She can pitch better than most collaborators we've worked with. As a filmmaker, one needs a cut-to-the-chase style smooth talker to get through the thick skulls of people like Ron Howard and the rest of the execs. This girl is our hero of the day, and possibly of all time...

Bill O'Reilly Defends His Own Racism

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Bill O'Reilly used the following phrase on his radio show the other night: "Now, I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama."

The rest of the sentence? "Unless there's evidence."

Video of the Day: Huckabee Girl

Emily Farris — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:22:00 GMT

We all know Obama wouldn't have made it as far as he did without Obama Girl. So it's only fair that ultra-conservative Mike Huckabee has a girl of his own. And hey, her song is kind of catchy: "So sure about creation / you didn't need no facts/ and I know it's the best way/ to kick the Democrats' ass."