http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+remote+island/default.aspxTags: the remote islandenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspxWed, 06 May 2009 19:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202364Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202364http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-can-t-stop-getting-naked.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/Jennifer_Aniston_new_smart_water_ad.0.0.0x0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: It&#39;s true, Jennifer Aniston has had a difficult couple of years in the press, who, for whatever reason, can&#39;t seem to stop telling everyone about the many ways in which she&#39;s lonely and desperate to have a baby.&nbsp; But, as the saying goes, when life sends you lemons, make lemonade -- or take every opportunity to get naked and show everyone how smoking hot you are.&nbsp; In doing so, not only will you heap burning coals (fueled by the fires of your hotness) on the heads of your critics, but it&#39;s also more badass and artful than wearing a sign that says, &quot;Desperate <i>this</i>.&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">Case in point: J. Aniston&#39;s revealing new photo shoot for Smart Water...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/06/jennifer-aniston-just-can-t-stop-getting-naked-photo.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202364" width="1" height="1">picturesnakednaked picturesjennifer anistonthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedsmart waterjennifer aniston nakedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv.aspxTue, 05 May 2009 18:58:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201929Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201929http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/preview_320_260_1.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/preview_320_260_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Domino&#39;s Pasta Dude commercial stars a penis-shaped piece of pasta rapping while thrusting his noodley hips repeatedly at a family of four and saying the phrase&nbsp; &quot;Pasta Dude&quot; (read: &quot;Prostitute&quot;).</font></p><p><font size="2">It&#39;s not really hot, so much as disturbing. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/05/domino-s-phallic-pasta-ad-is-too-hot-for-tv-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201929" width="1" height="1">televisioncommercialsblogsphallicthe remote islandnerve blogscarbsblog feeddominosdomino'sdomino's pizzapasta dudepasta bread bowlsnerve blog feedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspxMon, 04 May 2009 20:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201581Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201581http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/true%20life%20boobs.png"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/05/true%20life%20boobs.png" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: We&#39;ve always had a semi-tortured relationship with MTV&#39;s <i>True Life</i> documentaries (who could forget the harrowing &quot;I&#39;m Addicted to Crystal Meth&quot; episode of &#39;02? Or the oddly chilling &quot;I Self-Injure&quot; episode of &#39;07?), but it&#39;s been a while since we&#39;ve been as all-out horrified by one as we were this weekend during &quot;I Hate My Small Breasts&quot; in which Nicole, mother to 18 year old Shacole, tries to shame her daughter into getting breast implants. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/04/today-in-wtf-mom-tries-to-shame-her-daughter-into-getting-breast-implants.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201581" width="1" height="1">tvMTVshametelevisionblogsbreast implantsthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedtrue lifemothers and daughterstelevision blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad.aspxFri, 01 May 2009 21:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:201116Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=201116http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/carrieprejean.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/carrieprejean.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Well, she&#39;s certainly not backing down, is she? The commercial is from some group called the National Organization For Marriage and features Miss California&#39;s now-famous &quot;no offense&quot; response to Perez Hilton&#39;s question. Yesterday the Miss USA runner-up joined NOM to launch the &quot;no offense&quot; ad. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090501/tv_nm/us_gaymarriage_prejean;_ylt=AoVY0Upxs5bg1YWp01X1AalpMhkF" target="_blank">This</a> after New Hampshire passed a bill Wednesday to become the fifth state to legalize same-sex marriages. Ms. Prejean, you&#39;re only 21 years old and the world is already passing you by... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/05/01/miss-california-carrie-prejean-appears-in-new-anti-gay-marriage-ad-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=201116" width="1" height="1">gay marriageadvertisementstelevisioncommercialsblogsthe remote islandhomosexualhomophobicanti-gaynerve blogsblog feedscarrie prejeanadhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspxThu, 30 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200703Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200703http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/heidi-montag-patriot.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Word is she <i>and</i> Spencer are in negotiations with Hef... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/30/heidi-montag-nude-in-playboy.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200703" width="1" height="1">spencer prattheidi montagthe hillsplayboytelevisionpictureshugh hefnernudenakednekkidthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child.aspxWed, 29 Apr 2009 15:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200247Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200247http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Prince-Kiss-409478.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Prince-Kiss-409478.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="460" width="460" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Prince was on PBS&#39; <i>Tavis Smiley Show</i> Monday and Tuesday nights, and a running theme throughout the interviews was how much he got teased as a child. Must have been the <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-196646101143773778" target="_blank">raspberry beret</a>. Seriously, can you imagine? The dude is five-foot-nothing, can&#39;t weigh more than a buck twenty, and wears cutoff shirts and <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZSRRivY4xlE/SA4lBHnSgwI/AAAAAAAABN8/fxyZtRZhtzg/s320/prince_ass.jpg" target="_blank">assless pants</a>. That can&#39;t have been a pleasant junior high school experience. Of course, being a musical genius can solve a lot of your problems.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/29/of-course-prince-got-teased-a-lot-as-a-child-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200247" width="1" height="1">nerveprincetelevisionthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsraspberry beretthe tavis smiley showtavis smileyjehovah's witnesseshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspxTue, 28 Apr 2009 21:36:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199989Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199989http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx#comments<p><font size="2">&nbsp;<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/l346221e30000_1_21532.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/l346221e30000_1_21532.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: <i>Sex and The City</i> fans rejoice! Chris Noth is on board. Sarah Jessica Parker, overlord of all things <i>SATC</i>, said so. </font></p><p><font size="2">SJP also commented on Gilles Marini&#39;s involvement in the project. Turns out she could give less of a shit about that shirtless dancing fool.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/28/quot-sex-and-the-city-quot-sequel-mr-big-is-back.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b> <br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199989" width="1" height="1">tvSex and the Citytelevisionpenisblogssarah jessica parkerdancing with the starssatcthe remote islandcarrie bradshawpenis picturesnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogssjpdwtssex and the city the moviesex and the city sequelmr. bigsatc sequelgiles marinithe satc moviechris nothhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/tyra-takes-the-stand.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 20:32:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199654Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199654http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/tyra-takes-the-stand.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Tyra%20Banks.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Tyra%20Banks.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Ms. Banks will testify this week in the trial of her (alleged) stalker, who (allegedly) followed her across the country and (allegedly) made her and her staff fear for their safety.</font></p><p><font size="2">This guy is clearly crazy and very frightening. But for a man described as a &quot;hulking drifter&quot;, he sure can clean up. He&#39;s got a sweet court ensemble, perhaps to impress all the people watching the satellites that he believes are constantly watching him... <br /></font></p><p class="readmore"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read More...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199654" width="1" height="1">America's Next Top ModelTyra Banksstalkersthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feedthe tyra showtaking the standthe tyra banks showbrady greenhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/quot-glee-s-quot-jane-lynch-is-glad-ellen-came-out-so-she-didn-t-have-to.aspxThu, 23 Apr 2009 17:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198718Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198718http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/quot-glee-s-quot-jane-lynch-is-glad-ellen-came-out-so-she-didn-t-have-to.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/6a00d83451600969e201156edc365b970c-450wi.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/6a00d83451600969e201156edc365b970c-450wi.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Jane Lynch, of Christopher Guest hilarity and infamy, has had a quick and thunderous rise to comedic success over the last fifteen years or so. But where was she before that? Watching <span style="font-style:italic;">Glee</span>, it&#39;s hard to imagine why any casting director would pass on her brilliant brand of funny. In a chat with Jesse Thorn on <span style="font-style:italic;">The Sound of Young America, </span>Jane explains why she really didn&#39;t work until 40.<span style="font-style:italic;"> </span></font></p><p><font size="2">But that&#39;s not all she talks about.<span style="font-style:italic;"><br /> </span></font></p><p><font size="2">Interview highlights include: Why Jane can’t walk down the street unmolested, what happens when she auditions for male roles, and why she’s so glad Ellen Degenerous took one for the team.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/cs/blogs/theremoteisland/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198718" width="1" height="1">moviesgaylesbianellenfilmcoming outJane Lynchellen degeneresthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogschristopher guesthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspxMon, 20 Apr 2009 19:39:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:197697Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=197697http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/cockwow-avn-awards.JPG"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/cockwow-avn-awards.JPG" alt="" border="0" height="362" width="480" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: All y&#39;all dumbasses that thought that the AVN Awards were porn&#39;s Oscars, think again! For one thing, in the pre-show to Showtime&#39;s telecast Saturday (delayed months from the January ceremony for what reason???), Best Starlet nominee Sunny Leone opined that it was more like the Golden Globes, which is an analysis that may provide some sort of unimagined insight into the Hollywood Foreign Press, but most likely was just a prearranged segue for red carpet anchor Dave Navarro to talk about her shiny round boobs.</font></p><p><font size="2">And for another thing, well, we don&#39;t remember Billy Crystal ever starring in comedy bits that involved dildos or saying the words &quot;pussy juice&quot;. That&#39;s totally Golden Globes style, right <a href="http://www.clevver.com/tv/videof/227804/2009-golden-globe-awards-video-clip-jack-nicholson-1998.html" target="_blank">Jack Nicholson&#39;s talking asshole</a>?</font></p><p><font size="2">Not for the faint of heart, and very defintely NSFW, but we couldn&#39;t help ourselves. It&#39;s a rarity for porn comedy to be both topical and amusing, and besides, this was too weird <i>not</i> to post.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/20/the-avn-awards-quot-cockwow-quot-sketch-quot-porn-s-golden-globes-quot-does-comedy-nsfw-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=197697" width="1" height="1">boobsJack NicholsonshowtimeAVNtelevisiongolden globesavn awardsthe remote islandshamwownerve blogsblog feed2009 avn awardshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-redacted-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspxTue, 14 Apr 2009 22:46:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195845Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195845http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-redacted-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/tila_tequila_cease_desist.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/04/08-15/tila_tequila_cease_desist.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-tila-tequila-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: So much stalking happening recently. This one, while extremely modern because of the Twitter angle, is also extremely scary, considering what this guy claimed to have done with [<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">redacted</a>]. According <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/04/radaronline-first-stalker-breaks-tila-tequila%E2%80%99s-house-and-twitter-account" target="_blank">to Radar Online</a>, this tweet was sent from [<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">redacted</a>]&#39;s account:&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/14/modern-stalking-man-breaks-into-tila-tequila-s-house-and-twitter-account.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195845" width="1" height="1">tila tequilatwitterstalkingthe remote islandblogcease and desistnerve blogsblog feedcease-and-desisthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspxMon, 13 Apr 2009 19:49:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195396Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195396http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/life_drawing_wideweb__430x279.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/life_drawing_wideweb__430x279.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: More <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169432/Channel-4-nudes-Life-drawing-series-frontal-nudity-6pm.html?ITO=1490" target="_blank">evidence</a> British television is <a href="https://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/27/quot-post-conception-pregnancy-advice-service-quot-ads-on-british-tv.aspx" target="_blank">not at all</a> like American television...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/13/full-frontal-nudity-on-british-afternoon-tv.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195396" width="1" height="1">arttelevisioncensorshipnaked peoplenekkidthe remote islandnekkid peoplenerve blogsblog feedamerican televisionbritish televisionthe bbclife drawingart vs. pornfull-frontal nudityhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-the-office-melora-hardin-gets-an-fx-drama-pilot.aspxFri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194903Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194903http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-the-office-melora-hardin-gets-an-fx-drama-pilot.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Melora%20hardin.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/Melora%20hardin.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-quot-the-office-quot-melora-hardin-gets-a-drama-pilot.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: You go, Jan Levinson! This and the <i>Hannah Montana</i> movie - Melora Hardin&#39;s on a roll. <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i81c348259fac112e43199e56063f07ca" target="_blank">This show</a> sounds really cool, and also stars one of our absolute favorite character actors...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/10/out-of-quot-the-office-quot-melora-hardin-gets-a-drama-pilot.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194903" width="1" height="1">the officefxthe remote islandthe wrestlernerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsLights OutSome Kind of WonderfulMelora Hardinhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 16:07:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194393Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194393http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/mad-men-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font> </p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/09/quot-mad-men-quot-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Wipe your mouths and close your office doors. There are more pictures inside... </font></p><p><font size="2">Ms. Jones is on the cover of <span style="font-style:italic;">GQ UK</span> Magazine for the month of May. She&#39;s seen here in a black corset and what Carrie Bradshaw would call the &quot;naked dress.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/09/quot-mad-men-quot-s-january-jones-is-the-hottest-housewife-on-tv.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194393" width="1" height="1">mad menthe UKpicturesmagazinesnakedGQnekkidthe remote islandcarrie bradshawnerve blogsblog feedjanuary jonesmagazine coversmayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilkinson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspxWed, 08 Apr 2009 21:15:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194131Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194131http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilkinson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/kendra-hank-b_0.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/kendra-hank-b_0.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="292" width="339" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Let it never be said that former <i>Girl Next Door</i>, Kendra Wilkinson, and fiancé Hank Baskett know how to keep the romance alive in their relationship.&nbsp; It seem regular trips to the shooting range really do the trick... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/08/quot-girl-next-door-quot-kendra-wilson-knows-how-to-handle-a-piece.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194131" width="1" height="1">gunshugh hefnergirls next doorthe remote islandkendra wilkinsonshootingnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshank basketthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/03/johnny-depp-arouses-strange-and-confusing-feelings-in-spongebob-s-squarepants-video.aspxFri, 03 Apr 2009 16:57:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:192537Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=192537http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/03/johnny-depp-arouses-strange-and-confusing-feelings-in-spongebob-s-squarepants-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/johnny_depp.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/04/johnny_depp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/03/johnny-depp-arouses-strange-and-confusing-feelings-in-spongebob-s-squarepants.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: This April 17th at 8 p.m.is the Nickelodeon premiere of <i>Spongebob vs. The Big One</i>, a SquarePants episode already <a href="http://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-vs-Big-One/dp/B001MVWMHU" target="_blank">available on DVD</a></font> that features Johnny Depp as surfing expert Jack Kahuna Laguna, a sort of sex God genius (yeah, that&#39;s a stretch for Johnny Depp) who clearly inspires homoerotic feelings in SpongeBob and his buddies. But don&#39;t take our word for it, just take a look at how they react to JKL, and the size of his surfboard...&nbsp; </p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/03/johnny-depp-arouses-strange-and-confusing-feelings-in-spongebob-s-squarepants.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=192537" width="1" height="1">Johnny DeppnickelodeonDVDthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsspongebob squarepantsspongebobjack kahuna lagunasurf boardhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/01/yet-another-vampire-tv-show.aspxWed, 01 Apr 2009 20:41:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:191939Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=191939http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/01/yet-another-vampire-tv-show.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/ABVH07-01.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/ABVH07-01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/01/yet-another-vampire-tv-show.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: It seems inevitable that after the supernova success of <i>Twilight</i>, we would be inundated with an endless stream of vampire shows. Do we have room for one more? Maybe if it&#39;s based on erotica...&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/04/01/yet-another-vampire-tv-show.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=191939" width="1" height="1">Joss WhedonAngelbuffy the vampire slayerthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsIFChttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/31/kendra-wilkinson-s-stripper-poles-quality-you-can-twirl-on.aspxTue, 31 Mar 2009 19:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:191440Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=191440http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/31/kendra-wilkinson-s-stripper-poles-quality-you-can-twirl-on.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Kendra-Wilkinson-photo16.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Kendra-Wilkinson-photo16.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/31/kendra-wilkinson-s-stripper-poles-quality-you-can-twirl-on.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: <i>Girl Next Door</i> Kendra Wilkinson has forgone the celebrity trend of launching her own clothing line, and skipped right to designing her own line of stripper poles...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/31/kendra-wilkinson-s-stripper-poles-quality-you-can-twirl-on.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=191440" width="1" height="1">hugh hefnercarmen electranerve.comgirls next doorthe remote islandkendra wilkinsonholly madisonnerve blogsblog feedhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/today-on-quot-oprah-quot-q-amp-a-with-polygamists-video.aspxMon, 30 Mar 2009 20:41:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:191085Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=191085http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/today-on-quot-oprah-quot-q-amp-a-with-polygamists-video.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Oprah%20Zion.png"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Oprah%20Zion.png" alt="" border="0" height="255" width="421" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/30/today-on-oprah-kicking-it-with-polygamists.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: We love us some Oprah.&nbsp; We even like the semi-boring Friday episodes where Mark Consuelos tells his Mr. Mom stories.&nbsp; But, most of all, we love when Oprah talks to people who may or may not be crazy.&nbsp; We&#39;ve been waiting all weekend to see her trip to the Yearning for Zion Ranch so we can watch her ask the polygamists if they like <span style="font-style:italic;">Big Love</span>... </font></p><p><font size="2">Here&#39;s a sneak peek of today&#39;s episode below...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/30/today-on-oprah-kicking-it-with-polygamists.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=191085" width="1" height="1">nervenerve.compolygamistsbig loveOprahcultspolygamyraidsthe remote islandnerve blogsmormomshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/quot-gossip-girl-quot-takes-on-rolling-stone-in-sweet-sexy-photoshoot-video.aspxFri, 27 Mar 2009 22:16:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:190346Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=190346http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/quot-gossip-girl-quot-takes-on-rolling-stone-in-sweet-sexy-photoshoot-video.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/GGRS.png"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/GGRS.png" style="width:370px;height:280px;" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/27/quot-gossip-girl-quot-in-rolling-stone.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: They may have made us wait six weeks for a new episode, but now that they&#39;re back, they&#39;re everywhere—in n our TV screens <i>and</i> on our newstands... <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Click through for video of the photoshoot and a look at the cover shot after the jump... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/27/quot-gossip-girl-quot-in-rolling-stone.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=190346" width="1" height="1">videoblake livelygossip girlice creamRolling Stonethe remote islanded westwickleighton meestertaylor momsenjessica szohrnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogschace crawfordhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/salmay-hayek-first-tv-commercial.aspxWed, 25 Mar 2009 21:35:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:189484Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=189484http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/salmay-hayek-first-tv-commercial.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Salma-Hayek1.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Salma-Hayek1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: The unbearably gorgeous Salma with ridiculous &#39;80&#39;s hair and headband, in an ad for Burger Boy, a Mexican fast food chain.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=189484" width="1" height="1">nerve30 rockadvertisementscommercialsnerve.comfast foodthe remote islandsalma hayekthe 80'snerve blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial-video.aspxWed, 25 Mar 2009 08:10:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:189481Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=189481http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Salma-Hayek1.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Salma-Hayek1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: The unbearably gorgeous Salma with ridiculous &#39;80&#39;s hair and headband, in an ad for Burger Boy, a Mexican fast food chain.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/25/salma-hayek-s-first-tv-commercial.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=189481" width="1" height="1">nerve30 rockadvertisementscommercialsnerve.comfast foodthe remote islandsalma hayekthe 80'snerve blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/mtv-wants-to-give-you-quot-a-shot-at-love-quot.aspxTue, 24 Mar 2009 21:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:189050Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=189050http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/mtv-wants-to-give-you-quot-a-shot-at-love-quot.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/shot-love2-tila-tequila06.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/shot-love2-tila-tequila06.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/24/mtv-wants-to-give-you-quot-a-shot-at-love-quot.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Break out your bi-kinis and your dental dam, because MTV is casting for Season 4 of <i>A Shot at Love</i>. No details about whose bisexual &quot;love&quot; you&#39;ll be vying for, or whether <b>[<a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/i-guess-we-ll-never-write-about-her-again.aspx" target="_blank">redacted</a>]</b> will be returning to the show in any capacity, but does it matter? We&#39;re confident that MTV will deliver an equally imbalanced, equally barely dressed fameball... So, could you someday wind up having beautiful bathroom sex with said fameball? Here are the details...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/24/mtv-wants-to-give-you-quot-a-shot-at-love-quot.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=189050" width="1" height="1">reality showstila tequilatvMTVtelevisionthe remote islandshot at lovehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/sorry-ladies-bret-mckenzie-is-off-the-market-video.aspxTue, 24 Mar 2009 18:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:188991Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=188991http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/sorry-ladies-bret-mckenzie-is-off-the-market-video.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/bret-mckenzie2.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/bret-mckenzie2.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="247" hspace="4" width="266" /></a></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/23/sorry-ladies-bret-mckenzie-is-off-the-market.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Bret McKenzie of the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/03/22/2009-03-22_barack_obamas_betting_on_laughter_on_60_.html" target="_blank">maybe-finished-as-of-yesterday</a> <i>Flight Of The Conchords&nbsp;</i> television show and the very-much-<a href="http://www.flightoftheconchords.com/tour/tour.php" target="_blank">touring-America </a><i>Flight Of The Conchords </i>musical comedy duo has <a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/music/news/article.cfm?c_id=264&amp;objectid=10562875" target="_blank">gotten married</a> to his longtime girlfriend Hannah Clarke, a not-famous-at-all New Zealand publicist. That pffft sound you just heard was hipster women deflating...</font></p><p><font size="2">McKenzie (who will be a dad in July) affirmed the wedding rumors in a charity event in New Zealand, in which he and Jemaine (who recently became a father himself) played with gigantic funny oversized rackets. Both Bret and Jemaine don&#39;t like to talk about their personal lives, and their answers to this reporter&#39;s questions were both obviously peevish and pretty damn funny...&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/23/sorry-ladies-bret-mckenzie-is-off-the-market.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=188991" width="1" height="1">the remote islandblognerve blogsbret mckenzieblog feednerve.com blogsjemaineflight of the con chordshannah clarkehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/23/std-sunday-the-quot-rock-of-love-quot-final-four-are-boring-and-weird.aspxMon, 23 Mar 2009 21:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:188663Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=188663http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/23/std-sunday-the-quot-rock-of-love-quot-final-four-are-boring-and-weird.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/rolbus_bret_girls4.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/rolbus_bret_girls4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/23/bret-s-final-four-on-quot-rock-of-love-quot.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Hey, you ever noticed how hard it is to tell when Bret Michaels is having fun? He&#39;s got that waxy, worked-on face. It never betrays anything other than &quot;I&#39;m Bret Michaels.&quot; Well, we sort of had the same face last night. Oh, that happened, and then that happened? Huh. OK. Whatevs. </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/23/bret-s-final-four-on-quot-rock-of-love-quot.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=188663" width="1" height="1">nervetvtelevisionrock of lovethe remote islandbret michaelsnerve blogsrock of love busthe rock of lovehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/is-dora-the-explorer-s-weight-a-thing.aspxWed, 18 Mar 2009 21:11:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:187438Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=187438http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/18/is-dora-the-explorer-s-weight-a-thing.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/dora_explorer_show.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/dora_explorer_show.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/17/is-dora-the-explorer-bringing-sexy-back.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Earlier this month, our minds were semi-blown when the newly slimmed down Miss Piggy appeared as a guest on <span style="font-style:italic;">The View</span>, and now it seems even Dora the Explorer is bringing skinny back to Saturday morning cartoons.</font></p><p><font size="2">Here&#39;s a look at the new, sexier Dora...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/17/is-dora-the-explorer-bringing-sexy-back.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=187438" width="1" height="1">nerveslutsJessica Simpsonsexydora the explorerthe remote islandtitanicskankmiss piggywhoresnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsskanksdorahttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/17/quot-gossip-girl-quot-like-kissing-your-teacher.aspxTue, 17 Mar 2009 20:07:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:186941Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=186941http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/17/quot-gossip-girl-quot-like-kissing-your-teacher.aspx#comments<font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/blair-and-dan.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/blair-and-dan.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/17/quot-gossip-girl-quot-like-kissing-your-teacher.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: It&#39;s hard to go wrong with a school play in a teen drama -- you get all the characters in the same place, dressed in amusing outfits, and inevitably showcase at least one public meltdown onstage in front of everyone.&nbsp; After all, the school play is really the only plot device that&#39;s worked on the new <i>90210</i>, and Joey and Pacey really brought down the house in <i>Barefoot in the Park</i>.</font></p><p><font size="2">A couple of problems with this episode: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/17/quot-gossip-girl-quot-like-kissing-your-teacher.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=186941" width="1" height="1">televisiongossip girlthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/16/photo-of-the-week-is-tom-colicchio-sexier-without-hair.aspxMon, 16 Mar 2009 19:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:186408Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=186408http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/16/photo-of-the-week-is-tom-colicchio-sexier-without-hair.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/colicchio-729265.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/colicchio-729265.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/16/photo-of-the-week-is-tom-colicchio-sexier-without-hair.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: We&#39;re not sure we ever conceptualized a time when Tom Colicchio wasn&#39;t gloriously bald.&nbsp; Or, for that matter, a time when TC actually needed a hairnet to prepare gourmet food.&nbsp; Weirdly, when we look at this photo, we keep picturing Colicchio as the host of a mid-eighties home improvement show á la <i>This Old House</i>.&nbsp; Maybe it&#39;s the denim shirt.</font></p><p><font size="2">So, the question of the hour: which Colicchio is sexier? &nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/16/photo-of-the-week-is-tom-colicchio-sexier-without-hair.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=186408" width="1" height="1">photostelevisionphoto of the daynerve.comthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsbob vilatom colicchiothis old housefood tvhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/12/quot-family-guy-quot-episode-pisses-off-parents-video.aspxThu, 12 Mar 2009 19:30:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:185257Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=185257http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/12/quot-family-guy-quot-episode-pisses-off-parents-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Family%20Guy%20Horse.png"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/Family%20Guy%20Horse.png" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/12/quot-family-guy-quot-episode-pisses-off-parents.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND:</a><i> Family Guy</i> has gone too far this time, guys.&nbsp; At least, the Parents Television Council seems to think so -- evidently, the March 8 episode had a little too much <a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/03/parent-group-discovers-family-guy-files-fcc-complaint.html" title="Live Feed">bestiality, gay orgies, and consumption of horse sperm for their tastes</a>...</font></p><p style="margin-left:40px;"><font size="2"><i>&quot;Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk ... if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind.&nbsp; Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program.&quot;</i>&nbsp; -- PTC President Tim Winter&nbsp; (<a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/03/parent-group-discovers-family-guy-files-fcc-complaint.html" title="Live Feed">Live Feed</a>)</font></p><p><font size="2">We have three reactions to this:&nbsp; First, did you know the PTC was a thing?&nbsp; Second, is this his full time job?&nbsp; Because, if so, it&#39;s got to be the WORST job in the world.&nbsp; Presumably they don&#39;t have any power to actually regulate TV content (since, you know, we have the FCC for that), so all they can do is spend their days writing angry letters.&nbsp; Third, maybe we should be watching <span style="font-style:italic;">Family Guy</span> more. <br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Let&#39;s take their concerns one at a time...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/12/quot-family-guy-quot-episode-pisses-off-parents.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=185257" width="1" height="1">nervetelevisionparentsorgiesnerve.comthe remote islandnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogsfamily guypissed offhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/11/quot-girl-next-door-quot-holly-isn-t-the-best-quot-dwts-quot-dancer-but-she-has-hot-girlfriends-video.aspxWed, 11 Mar 2009 18:58:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:184779Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=184779http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/11/quot-girl-next-door-quot-holly-isn-t-the-best-quot-dwts-quot-dancer-but-she-has-hot-girlfriends-video.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/holly-madison.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/03/holly-madison.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/10/quot-girl-next-door-quot-holly-isn-t-the-best-quot-dwts-quot-dancer-but-she-has-hot-girlfriends-video.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND</a>: Disclaimer: For a midseason replacement, Holly did just fine.&nbsp; She’d only had 6 days of rehearsal time prior to her debut cha-cha.&nbsp; And we tend to find these early <i>Dancing With the Stars</i> Performances super duper 7th grade cotillion awkward, anyway.&nbsp; Also, that outfit looked great on her.&nbsp; Not 7th grade cotillion at all.&nbsp; She did fine.<br /><br />Now, you take a look:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/archive/2009/03/10/quot-girl-next-door-quot-holly-isn-t-the-best-quot-dwts-quot-dancer-but-she-has-hot-girlfriends-video.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font> </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=184779" width="1" height="1">dancing with the starsnerve.comgirls next doorthe remote islandcloris leachmanholly madisonnerve blogsblog feednerve.com blogs