http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+new+five/default.aspxTags: the new fiveenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/20/money-porn-new-five-dollar-bill-purple-and-tumescent-with-legal-tender.aspxWed, 20 Feb 2008 17:00:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:72935Bryan Christian0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=72935http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/20/money-porn-new-five-dollar-bill-purple-and-tumescent-with-legal-tender.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/16-22/new_5_dollar_bill.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/16-22/new_5_dollar_bill.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></p><p>Behold, the latest in crack cocaine purchasing technology: <a href="http://www.portfolio.com/interactive-features/2008/02/New-Five?TID=st092007ab" target="_blank">our nation&#39;s newest five dollar bill</a>. Designed to replace the last new five dollar bill -- which was introduced late last week and was notable for its for its incorporation of Abe Lincoln&#39;s raging case of encephalitis into his portrait -- this way better bill comes in purple and green <i>or</i> green and purple (just like <a href="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1438%7EThe-Incredible-Hulk-Posters.jpg" target="_blank">The Incredible Hulk</a>!) and contains twice as many cameras and sensors to monitor your spending and well-being. Also: it&#39;s gonna be worth less every day until January 20, 2009. </p><p>Have a great recession, everybody! </p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=72935" width="1" height="1">moneycrack cocainemoney pornthe new fiveabraham lincoln