http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/the+modern+materialist/default.aspxTags: the modern materialistenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspxTue, 05 May 2009 22:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:202045Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=202045http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/stakechair.png"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/05/stakechair.png" alt="" align="" border="0" height="504" hspace="4" width="450" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/05/05/most-dangerous-chair-ever-for-your-balls.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Guys, tell me if you&#39;re with me on this: this chair actually makes my eyes water to look at, and my crotch feel weird. Ladies, I&#39;m curious to see what you think...</font></p> <p><font size="2">[Via <a href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Stake-chair/216955">Behance Network</a>]</font></p> <p><font size="2"><i><b>Related: <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/10/calypso-chair.aspx">World&#39;s Most Amazing Chair</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/27/the-7000-lt-s-gt-sleeping-bag-lt-s-gt-chair.aspx">The $7000 [Sleeping Bag] Chair</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/16/chair-2-0.aspx">Chair 2.0</a></b></i></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202045" width="1" height="1">designstuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogschairsdangerousbar stoolshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure.aspxWed, 29 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:200401Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=200401http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/Ramos-Doublemint_Twins-censored.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/Ramos-Doublemint_Twins-censored.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="550" hspace="4" width="456" /></a></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure-nsfw.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: What is it about retro lithographs that hits on our collective sense of national nostalgia? Actually, that&#39;s probably exactly what it is, but regardless, they&#39;re just... Cool. And these very, very NSFW retro pin-ups by Mel Ramos are a perfect example of this:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/29/double-your-pleasure-nsfw.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b></font><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=200401" width="1" height="1">artadvertisementsadsnsfwblogsnudecigarsnakedtoplessnekkidstuffcokenerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogspop arttopless picturesdouble your pleasurebaby ruthcoca colahttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/furverts.aspxTue, 28 Apr 2009 19:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199959Emily Farris2http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199959http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/28/furverts.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/furvertsphoto.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/furvertsphoto.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="300" width="450" /></a></p><p><font size="1">[Ed Note: Scanner Emily recently ordered this book for herself.]</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/default.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: <b>Furvert</b>: (<i>noun</i>) A combination of the words <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry" target="_blank">furry</a> and pervert, a furvert likes to have sex while dressed up as an animal. Not to be confused with a classic furry, who does not necessarily get off on the animal costume but just likes to wear it (apparently the difference is a fairly controverial issue). <br /><b>Furverts</b>: (<i>proper noun</i>) A book devoted to chronicling the phenomenon of furverts.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">Peek inside <i>Furverts</i> after the jump. Come on, you know you want to:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/default.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199959" width="1" height="1">scanner book clubbooksblogsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blog feedfurvertshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspxMon, 27 Apr 2009 19:15:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:199651Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=199651http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/camel%20toe.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/camel%20toe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></font></p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: In the realm of things I&#39;d rather not have to worry about is the camel toe. Which is where the <a href="http://www.cuchini.com/default.aspx" title="cuchini" target="_blank">Cuchini</a> comes in: </font><p class="readmore"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/27/cut-out-the-camel-toe.aspx" target="_blank">Read More...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=199651" width="1" height="1">camel toenerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedcuchinihttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspxThu, 23 Apr 2009 18:58:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:198756Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=198756http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/syrian_lingerie_shot.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/syrian_lingerie_shot.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="285" width="425" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: In an article recently published by <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,619610,00.html" target="_blank">Der Spiegel</a>, the mysterious world of Syrian lingerie is revealed in no small detail. It turns out that Syria has become a hub of all things exotic, lacy, feathered, musical (yes, musical) and otherwise. Here are a few scintillating samples: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/23/syrian-lingerie-seduces-the-world.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=198756" width="1" height="1">booksunderwearlingerienerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogssyrian lingeriesyriasyrianhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspxTue, 14 Apr 2009 18:49:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195749Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195749http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/porn-in-public.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/porn-in-public.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="338" hspace="4" width="450" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: You know that old trick where you&#39;d be reading a comic book in class, and put it in your math book so &quot;no-one&quot; would know what you were doing? Time to take it to the next level:</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/14/read-porn-in-public.aspx" target="_blank"><b></b></a><b><a target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195749" width="1" height="1">dirty picturespornplayboygadgetspornographypornostuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedpublic pornreading porn in publicmagazine coverbook coverhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspxMon, 13 Apr 2009 20:21:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:195416Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=195416http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/hotelroom.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/hotelroom.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="375" width="375" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: There&#39;s just something about a hotel room. Maybe it&#39;s the anonymity, the sense that whatever happens behind those hideous curtains will forever be a secret. Or maybe it&#39;s the free cable (what about ConAir edited for TV and screened at 2am <i>isn&#39;t</i> sexy?). Whatever the explanation, hotel rooms are indeed one of the sexiest places around. So here&#39;s how you can maximize your next hotel visit: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/13/tools-of-seduction-do-not-disturb.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=195416" width="1" height="1">hotel roomshotelsrachel kramer busselnerve blogssexytimethe modern materialistblog feeddo not disturbbooking a sexy hotel roomtools of seductionsexy hotel roomshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/is-that-a-flashlight-in-your-crotch-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me.aspxFri, 10 Apr 2009 20:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194848Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194848http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/10/is-that-a-flashlight-in-your-crotch-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/light.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/light.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="273" width="354" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/10/merkin-flashlight.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. Can you guess what they are? Let&#39;s see...</font></p><p><font size="2">1) This person has decidedly neon-colored pubic hair. That can&#39;t be natural. <br />2) There appears to be a lighting contraption attached to that pubic hair.<br />3) This faux pubic hair/flashlight contraption is actually for sale:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/10/merkin-flashlight.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194848" width="1" height="1">gadgetsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedflashlightsexy stuffmerkin lighthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspxThu, 09 Apr 2009 20:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194520Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194520http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/jojo2.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/jojo2.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="370" width="370" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Ladies (and curious gentlemen), meet JoJo. Designed to fit in the palm of your hand and resemble something between a compact and a portable massager, JoJo is a clit stimulator with a couple of unexpected surprises: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/09/more-than-meets-the-eye.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194520" width="1" height="1">toysblogsclitorisvibratornerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsjojoclit stimulatorhiddenhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/shirt-of-the-day-the-new-america.aspxWed, 08 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:194188Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=194188http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/08/shirt-of-the-day-the-new-america.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/wordboner%20new%20america%20gay%20marriage.png"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/wordboner%20new%20america%20gay%20marriage.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/08/the-new-america.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Come on America, only 46 more states to go for us to join the progressive ranks of Vermont, Iowa, Connecticut, and Massachusetts in legalizing gay marriage. </font></p><p><font size="2">This shirt is available as anything (t-shirt, hoodie, mousepad, button, etc.) through Wordboner&#39;s store. T-shirts range between $22 and $27, depending on the type of shirt you want (heather, heavyweight, American Apparel, etc.). </font></p><p><b><font size="2">[<a href="http://wordboner.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Index/design/design/the_new_america-3575447" title="wordboner gay marriage new america" target="_blank">Wordboner</a>]</font></b></p><b><font size="2">Related: <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/05/15/things-gay-people-like.aspx" title="things gay people like apple" target="_blank">Things Gay People Like</a>, <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/09/30/the-gayness-of-it-all.aspx" title="gayness of it all baking is gay" target="_blank">The Gayness of it All </a></font></b><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=194188" width="1" height="1">gay marriageconnecticutvermontiowamassachusettsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsshirt of the dayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspxMon, 06 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:193319Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=193319http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/usb_tampon.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/usb_tampon.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="205" width="400" /></a></p><p>[Ed Note: Scanner Emily totally disagrees with the sentiment in the headline.]</p><p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Just when you thought it might be safe to explore ironic flash drives, someone had to go and invent the USB tampon. And guess what? It gets worse:</p><p><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/06/things-that-shouldn-t-exist-usb-tampon.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=193319" width="1" height="1">blogstechnologytamponsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsusb driveshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/02/pin-ups-for-sneakerheads.aspxThu, 02 Apr 2009 20:27:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:192319Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=192319http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/04/02/pin-ups-for-sneakerheads.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/reebok%20legs.png"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/04/reebok%20legs.png" alt="" border="0" width="323" height="373" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/02/money-shot-hot-girls-in-sneakers.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Every straight male sneakerhead&#39;s fantasy has just come true.<br /></font></p><p><font size="2">Click below for more photos from <a href="http://www.playboy.com/style-fashion/stylus/index.html" title="playboy hot chicks cool kicks sneaker" target="_blank">Playboy</a>&#39;s &quot;Hot Chicks, Cool Kicks&quot; feature: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/04/02/money-shot-hot-girls-in-sneakers.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=192319" width="1" height="1">nerveshoesplayboypictureswomensexynerve.comtoplessstuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsnikessneakersfishnetskicksadidastennis shoeshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/31/test-drive-ginch-gonch.aspxTue, 31 Mar 2009 21:43:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:191530Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=191530http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/31/test-drive-ginch-gonch.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/ginchgonch.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/ginchgonch.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="350" width="375" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/31/test-drive-ginch-gonch.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Okay, first things first: what the hell is a Ginch Gonch? According to the ever-handy <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a>, Ginch = old school men&#39;s briefs, and Gonch = well, let&#39;s just say it means nasty old tighty-whities. So why in the world would I want to test drive nasty men&#39;s tighty-whities? As you can see from the photo above, Ginch Gonch is a bit of a misnomer (intentional, I&#39;m sure). These panties combine all the nostalgia of little boy Underoos with the fanciness of Victoria&#39;s Secret. </font></p><p><font size="2">Read on for the extremely intimate test drive:</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/31/test-drive-ginch-gonch.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank">Read more... </a><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=191530" width="1" height="1">pantiesunderwearnerve.comnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedtest drivenerve.com blogsapparelunderroosginch gonchhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/sale-of-the-day-sex-cents.aspxMon, 30 Mar 2009 20:46:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:191125Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=191125http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/30/sale-of-the-day-sex-cents.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/sex_toys.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/sex_toys.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="269" width="400" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/30/sale-of-the-day-sex-cents.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Know what&#39;s even better than a naughty drawer full of sex toys? A naughty drawer full of sex toys that were purchased on the cheap! Thank goodness for Good Vibrations, which totally has your sexy money-saving sense covered with 25% off everything in their online store:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/30/sale-of-the-day-sex-cents.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=191125" width="1" height="1">nervevibratorssalesnerve.comGood Vibrationsnerve blogsthe modern materialisthttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/oil-paintings-of-fucking-us-presidents.aspxFri, 27 Mar 2009 17:28:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:190203Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=190203http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/27/oil-paintings-of-fucking-us-presidents.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/LaiJoinOrDie01.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/LaiJoinOrDie01.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="410" hspace="4" width="309" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/27/oil-paintings-of-f-king-us-presidents.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: There are almost no words one can use to describe this series, where artist Justine Lai painted herself having sex with every US President. She&#39;s painting the series in order, so she&#39;s only up to Ulysses S. Grant right now. But I bet that&#39;s more Presidents than you&#39;ve banged.</font></p> <p><font size="2">Check out plenty more, TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK paintings:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/27/oil-paintings-of-f-king-us-presidents.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=190203" width="1" height="1">sexpresidentsnerve blogsthe modern materialistnerve.com blogsoil paintingfinger paintingblog feedsabe lincolnpresidentialoilshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/shirt-of-the-day-girlfight.aspxTue, 24 Mar 2009 17:47:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:188975Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=188975http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/24/shirt-of-the-day-girlfight.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/sexy-boxing-girl.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/sexy-boxing-girl.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="358" hspace="4" width="478" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/23/shirt-of-the-day-girlfight.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: But... That girl isn&#39;t even wearing a shirt!!! I guess she didn&#39;t see this was available:</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/23/shirt-of-the-day-girlfight.aspx" target="_blank">Read more...</a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=188975" width="1" height="1">t-shirtsblogsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsshirt of the dayboxinghttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/23/this-belly-button-ring-gives-you-a-total-boner.aspxMon, 23 Mar 2009 19:50:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:188621Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=188621http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/23/this-belly-button-ring-gives-you-a-total-boner.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/pop%20up%20penis%20belly%20button%20ring.gif"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/pop%20up%20penis%20belly%20button%20ring.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/23/pop-up-penis-belly-button-ring.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Belly-button rings have been known to cause arousal (of the sexual kind) in some people, but how often does it cause the <span style="font-style:italic;">wearer</span></font> to &quot;rise to the occasion&quot;? When you have this: </p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/23/pop-up-penis-belly-button-ring.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=188621" width="1" height="1">sexpenisjewelryblogsnerve.comnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsbelly button ringhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/10/equation-naughty-knickers.aspxTue, 10 Mar 2009 20:54:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:184404Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=184404http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/10/equation-naughty-knickers.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/87405_shop_window_doll.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/87405_shop_window_doll.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="239" width="319" /></a></p><p><font size="7"><b>+</b></font></p><p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/1-2-AF-0804_new.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/1-2-AF-0804_new.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="210" width="350" /></a></p><p><font size="7"><b>=</b></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/10/equation-naughty-knickers.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a></font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/10/equation-naughty-knickers.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b></font><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=184404" width="1" height="1">pantiessex toysvibratorsnerve.comnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsknickershttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/a-fantasy-long-overdue.aspxMon, 09 Mar 2009 22:04:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:184091Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=184091http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/09/a-fantasy-long-overdue.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/20893.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/20893.jpg" style="width:380px;height:380px;" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/09/library-scented-candles.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Being a massive word nerd, I&#39;ll admit I have an affinity for the sexy librarian fantasy. That said, I tend to overthink the whole sex in the library part of it. Would it really be all that comfortable? What if someone walked in on the scene? Don&#39;t you have to be quiet in libraries?</font></p><p><font size="2">Fortunately, now I can bring the sexy librarian fantasy to the comforts of my own bedroom...</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/09/library-scented-candles.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=184091" width="1" height="1">nerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedhome decorscented candleslibrarythe smell of bookscandlesbook scented candleshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/05/smell-like-wiliam-shatner.aspxThu, 05 Mar 2009 21:34:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:182677Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=182677http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/05/smell-like-wiliam-shatner.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/shatner-roast_william-shatner4.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/shatner-roast_william-shatner4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/05/smell-like-william-shatner.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: William Shatner looks totally surprised here that you&#39;d want to smell like <i>him, </i>lil ol&#39; <i>him, </i>but he knows that he&#39;s <a href="http://a4.vox.com/6a00c225280961549d00fad6acd8ec0005-500pi" title="awesome." target="_blank">awesome</a>. </font></p><p><font size="2">And someone has finally figured out a way to bottle the awesome. Apparently.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/05/smell-like-william-shatner.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=182677" width="1" height="1">nervestar trekwilliam shatnerperfumescentsnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feednerve.com blogsshatnerhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/04/happy-hour-test-drive-canadian-club-whisky-30-year-reserve.aspxWed, 04 Mar 2009 19:33:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:182172Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=182172http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/04/happy-hour-test-drive-canadian-club-whisky-30-year-reserve.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/DSC_4808.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/DSC_4808.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/03/test-drive-canadian-club-whisky-30-year-reserve.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Whiskey was actually the first alcoholic beverage I ever had. When I was a teenager, my dad left his Johnny Walker exposed in the kitchen and I poured some into my orange juice. It was gross and I didn&#39;t drink whiskey again until college. Now, at the ripe <i>meh</i>-age of 23, my palette has developed and I&#39;ve become a little bit of a whiskey snob. I&#39;ve traded in the JD and SoCo for Maker&#39;sMark and Knob Creek. When I go out to restuarants, I&#39;ll order a single malt scotch, provided that I have money and it is under $14 (it&#39;s tough to be a connoisseur on a budget).&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2">Needless to say, I was pretty psyched about test driving a bottle of <b>Canadian Club&#39;s 30 Year Reserve Whisky</b> (that&#39;s right, the cannucks leave off the &#39;e&#39;). . . </font></p><p class="readmore"><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/03/test-drive-canadian-club-whisky-30-year-reserve.aspx" target="_blank">Read More...</a></b></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=182172" width="1" height="1">alcoholhappy hournerve.comwhiskeynerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedtest drivewhiskylimited editionshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/more-secret-sex-toys.aspxWed, 04 Mar 2009 00:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:181905Emily Farris1http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=181905http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/more-secret-sex-toys.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/kicthenrollsex.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/kicthenrollsex.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="258" hspace="4" width="432" /></a></p><p>(<i>Says Scanner Emily: I need this!</i>)</p> <p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/03/more-secret-sex-toys.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Yesterday, I showed you <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/02/this-lamp-has-a-sexy-secret.aspx">a lamp, and a fish bowl that secretly hid sex toys</a>. Today, as you can see above, a designer has gone ahead and developed <a href="http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2009/03/get_sexy_in_the.html">a paper towel holder</a> that is ALSO a secret sex toy. Since this seems like a fun game, herewith, a couple of secret sex toys I&#39;ve developed:</p><p><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/03/more-secret-sex-toys.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=181905" width="1" height="1">nervesex toysdildosnerve.comnerve blogsthe modern materialistsecret sex toystoilet paper holder dildotoilet paper holderhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/02/roundup-andy-warhol-is-stalking-me.aspxMon, 02 Mar 2009 23:38:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:181287Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=181287http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/02/roundup-andy-warhol-is-stalking-me.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/Andy_Warhol.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/03/Andy_Warhol.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="270" width="401" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/02/roundup-andy-warhol-is-stalking-me.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: It&#39;s the truth. Warhol is everywhere. Sure, the De Young is having a big <a href="http://www.warhollivesf.org/" target="_blank">Warhol exhibit</a>, but it goes way beyond that. On Friday, a friend of mine returns from the bar with a cocktail that sports half of a banana floating in it: welcome to the (definitely not worth $11) Warhol cocktail. Later in the weekend, I open my CB2 catalog, and there&#39;s Warhol-themed partyware. A little after that, I visit a friend who just purchased a catnip-stuffed, Warhol-banana-shaped toy for her cat. WTF?</font></p><p><font size="2">So fine, Andy Warhol. You&#39;re not the only one who can be a stalker. In honor of your apparent obsession with me, here&#39;s a roundup of some of the best Warhol products out there:&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/03/02/roundup-andy-warhol-is-stalking-me.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank">Read more... </a><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=181287" width="1" height="1">round upnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feeddiningvasesandy warholhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/this-kate-was-made-for-walking-on.aspxFri, 27 Feb 2009 15:26:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:180442Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=180442http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/27/this-kate-was-made-for-walking-on.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/katemoss.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/katemoss.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="379" width="390" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/26/this-kate-was-made-for-walking.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Whether you love or hate Kate Moss, you&#39;ve got to admit that she&#39;s... Kate Moss. And now you can literally walk all over her iconic image: </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/26/this-kate-was-made-for-walking.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=180442" width="1" height="1">nervekate mossstuffnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedhome decorrugshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/26/shirt-of-the-day-m-a-s-h.aspxThu, 26 Feb 2009 19:02:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:179990Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=179990http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/26/shirt-of-the-day-m-a-s-h.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/48ed6b80bbb16_1.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/48ed6b80bbb16_1.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="380" hspace="4" width="324" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/25/shirt-of-the-day-m-a-s-h.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Man, this really brings me back to the time I was a little girl, playing MASH with my friends at recess. This is all true, except the little girl part.</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/25/shirt-of-the-day-m-a-s-h.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=179990" width="1" height="1">nerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedmashschoolyardshirt of the dayhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/25/clothes-for-twosomes-or-threesomes-or-more.aspxWed, 25 Feb 2009 20:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:179494Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=179494http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/25/clothes-for-twosomes-or-threesomes-or-more.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/extralove.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/extralove.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="293" width="440" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/25/hoodie-for-two.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: At the the Jimmy Eat World show on Monday there was this incredibly annoying couple displaying way too much PDA. I would excuse it if they wearing this <b>Sweet-Heart Sweet-Shirt</b>.</font></p><p><font size="2">Click below for more clothing suited for two (or more):</font></p><p><b><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/25/hoodie-for-two.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></font></b><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=179494" width="1" height="1">bloggingblogsthreesomesclothingnerve.comclothesnerve blogshoodiesthe modern materialistblog feedclothes for couplestwosomesvalentine's day gift ideasnerve.com blogsclothes for sexsex clotheshttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/24/pet-product-for-the-discerning-snout.aspxTue, 24 Feb 2009 19:09:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:178957Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=178957http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/24/pet-product-for-the-discerning-snout.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/mastiff.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/mastiff.jpg" alt="" border="0" height="274" width="351" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/23/pet-product-for-the-discerning-snout.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Um, hey there. We really need to talk. I know you&#39;ve been busy and all, but remember how last week we went to the beach and I ran through that pile of kelp? Then a few days later, how I rolled in cat poop? Yeah. So, you haven&#39;t exactly bathed me since then, and to be honest, I&#39;m even starting to offend myself.</font></p><p><font size="2">So I was thinking that maybe, for both our sakes, you should invest in some Sexy Beast eau de doggie cologne... </font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/23/pet-product-for-the-discerning-snout.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=178957" width="1" height="1">weird shitnerve.comsexy beastnerve blogsthe modern materialistblog feedpet productspet perfumepet colognehttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/23/test-drive-flying-wish-paper.aspxMon, 23 Feb 2009 20:09:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:178489Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=178489http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/23/test-drive-flying-wish-paper.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/flying%20wish%20paper%20packet.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/flying%20wish%20paper%20packet.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/20/test-drive-flying-wish-paper.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Back in the late fall, I did up <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/10/28/burning-down-the-house.aspx" title="mm." target="_blank">a post</a> on <a href="http://www.flyingwishpaper.com/" title="flying wish paper." target="_blank">Flying Wish Paper</a> that poked a little fun at both the product and the promotional video. </font></p><p><font size="2">Julia, the fabulous creator of said wish paper, called me out for being an alarmist and a cynic, and challenged me to a test drive. As I was terrified she might key my car over the bad publicity (kidding! just kidding!), I accepted.</font></p><p><font size="2">Months later, I&#39;ve finally gotten the chance to make my own wishes come true:</font></p><p><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/20/test-drive-flying-wish-paper.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=178489" width="1" height="1">videothe modern materialisttest drivewishesflying wish paperhttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/20/that-s-how-obama-rolls.aspxFri, 20 Feb 2009 18:17:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:177558Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=177558http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/20/that-s-how-obama-rolls.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/1057297_sushi_roll_.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/1057297_sushi_roll_.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/19/that-s-how-obama-rolls.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Do you heart Obama as much as you heart sushi?</font></p><p><font size="2"><b><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/19/that-s-how-obama-rolls.aspx" target="_blank">Read more... </a></b><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=177558" width="1" height="1">obamafood we'd like to f*ckBarack Obamafoodsushifood we'd like to fuckthe modern materialistobama sushisteph auteriblog feedbarack obama sushihttp://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/19/spider-man-wants-to-get-into-your-pants.aspxThu, 19 Feb 2009 20:12:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:177101Emily Farris0http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=177101http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/02/19/spider-man-wants-to-get-into-your-pants.aspx#comments<p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/532037904_1f9e31877a.jpg"><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2009/02/532037904_1f9e31877a.jpg" alt="" align="" border="0" height="500" hspace="4" width="332" /></a></font></p> <p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/18/spider-man-wants-to-get-into-your-pants.aspx" target="_blank">VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST</a>: Literally, I mean:</font></p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/02/18/spider-man-wants-to-get-into-your-pants.aspx" style="font-weight:bold;" target="_blank">Read more... </a><br /></font></p><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=177101" width="1" height="1">underwearsexypantsspider manredheadsspidermannerve blogsin your pantsspider-mansexy underwearthe modern materialistsexy redheads