Not To Be Outdone, Sunday School Teacher Gets In On The Jailbait Action

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Sunday School: who knew it was so full of intrigue, sexual innuendo, and topless picture messages sent to 14-year-old boys?

It seems that one Somerset, Texas woman thought those Bible lessons and all that God stuff was mindless drivel and decided to spice things up by putting herself in a very tricky situation. Yesterday, Victoria Ann Chacon, who resigned her job as a Somerset Junior High School math teacher shortly after the investigation commenced, was arrested for sending her Sunday School student some pictures of her boobs. As is always the case in these stories, this idiot perv didn't remind her teenage friend to delete the photos, he left her phone lying around and, somehow, another adult figure flipped the sucker open and... oh my God, my eyes!

Actually, not only did they find nude photos, the boy's parents initially discovered written notes, an ancient art form from before the advent of texting:

The arrest affidavit states the mother of the 14-year-old boy told police she found two love letters from Chacon to her son. The affidavit also says that in those letters, "Chacon professes her love for the teen about how passionate he is, and about how she feels when she and the teen kiss each other."

...but it's of no importance. The point is that even Sunday School teachers are getting on the jailbait action. Will President Obama address this growing crises or will he allow these degenerates to continue to corrupt our young minds by ~~teaching them Christianity and math~~ engaging in appropriate love affairs with them?

More here and here.

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Hey, Don't Accidentally Make Kiddie Porn!

Bryan Christian — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Did you guys know that was even possible? It makes sense: you put the faces of minors on the bodies of adults being adult, blammo. You got kiddie porn. Maybe we just never thought of doing it and so, you know, the technicalities of the law in this instance surprise us a little. Hey, so, next time you start going crazy with the Photoshop, make sure that you know that everyone's legal or there could be hell to pay.

Not that this guy doodled in computer graphics or anything. He was just a straight up freaking perv. Oh, sorry: "freaking Sunday school perv."

A Sunday school teacher is accused of taking pictures of young church and youth group members and pasting their faces on sex images to create child pornography.

Police said Danny Parker, 38, who lives with his parents in Polk County, was arrested after a passerby found about 90 photos of young girls with missing faces in some trash at an egg farm located off of Highway 35-A in Dade City.

An egg farm? What was that guy into?