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Most Dangerous Chair Ever (For Your Balls)

Emily Farris — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:33:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Guys, tell me if you're with me on this: this chair actually makes my eyes water to look at, and my crotch feel weird. Ladies, I'm curious to see what you think...

[Via Behance Network]

Double Your Pleasure

Emily Farris — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: What is it about retro lithographs that hits on our collective sense of national nostalgia? Actually, that's probably exactly what it is, but regardless, they're just... Cool. And these very, very NSFW retro pin-ups by Mel Ramos are a perfect example of this:

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I Owe You a Good Leg Humping

Emily Farris — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Hey, Scanners. Thanks to all of your votes, my missed connection won the Missed Tees t-shirt contest, which means I'm $200 richer and I owe you a good leg humping. It also means you can buy my t-shirt, printed on American Apparel of course, at the ridiculously cheap price of $13 (see? everything is cheaper in the Midwest) and for the rest of eternity, I get 10% of every sale. So if you buy it, it's almost like you're my sugar daddy, or mama.

[Missed Tees]

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Read Porn In Public

Emily Farris — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:49:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: You know that old trick where you'd be reading a comic book in class, and put it in your math book so "no-one" would know what you were doing? Time to take it to the next level:

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Pin-Ups for Sneakerheads

Emily Farris — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:27:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Every straight male sneakerhead's fantasy has just come true.

Click below for more photos from Playboy's "Hot Chicks, Cool Kicks" feature:

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This Kate Was Made for Walking (On)

Emily Farris — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:26:00 GMT

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Whether you love or hate Kate Moss, you've got to admit that she's... Kate Moss. And now you can literally walk all over her iconic image:

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A Few of My Favorite Things: Quilted Coffee Cuff

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:41:00 GMT

I like things. I have a bit of a shopping problem; in my 26 years I've acquired a lot of useless crap. But every once in a while I find a gem that I will hold on to for a long, long time. And I want to share these things with you. So here you have it, a new Friday feature: A Few of My Favorite Things.

It's raining in New York. Hard. Soon I'm going to force myself out of my cozy memory foam bed with 600-thread-count sheets (more of my favorite things... and two of the few home goods I didn't drag in from the street), pull on my rain boots and head down the street for some social interaction and a piping hot cup of Portland coffee.

When I arrive, I'm going to pull my beautifully quilted, one-of-a-kind coffee cuff out of my pocket and slip it over the cardboard cup. While it's not as environmentally sound as just taking my own cup, I'm saving paper by not using cardboard cuffs and I feel like I'm adding a little country glamour to my morning. And let me tell you, with banjo blisters, bed head, a hangover and last night's make-up smeared across my face, I could use a little glamour this morning.

If you'd like a coffee cuff of your own, you can buy one here.

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I Hate Myself for Loving You: The Coochie Lamp

Emily Farris — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Every once in a while we come across a product that we know we should hate (being women and feminists and all), but can't help loving (Bitchcruiser, anyone?). This Coochie Lamp is one of those things.

Click through to see it in a different, uh, light.

[Random Good Stuff via Jezebel]

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