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Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:01:00 GMT

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Erykah Badu's Stalker

Colleen Kane — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:36:00 GMT

Erykah Badu kept everyone (including Scanner Brian) waiting for her free show at SXSW last week, but she had a good reason. Some obsessive wack job was camped out outside her house.

She twittered it, too, under her handle "fatbellybella": "Police just apprehended a stalker in front of my house. Stay tuned to details."

Here are some of those details...

Driving to Austin now. Just got on road .. Had to file police report .

Poor chic is apparently sick . I feel so awful . Police pepper sprayed her and cuffed her .

White woman mid to late 20's had visited my home 3 or so times . Brought w/ her weird writtings .

I was kind to her first 3 times . I knew something was off . She was wearing a dilla shirt today .

When I came outside she had flowers lined up in front of my house and had spray painted the no parking sign with a peace symbol .

She had several misc. Items spread out in the grass . Blue shutters, a rabbit, a tucan , and a sketch book...

I'm gonna be late for my show ... Messing around with her .

Passing thru Waco now...with dilla played loud .

So .. The lady came to the house 1st time today around 1pm .. After light threats from me and fam she left . Was parked ok the grass in front of my house

So she comes back 30 Min later .. By this time I feel violated for real .. Cause o girl wasn't threatened at all .

Had no choice but to put the ipolice In it . Tried to reason . I felt so bad for her and her dog .

When she saw cops she took off running behind neighbors house
... Obviously she had been to jail b4 cause she wanted no parts of that

By this time there were 6 cop cars , ambulance and a fire truck ..

3 officers chased her on foot whole we all watched .

She finally comes " walking " calmly around corner toward one cop car with that big ass dog

Cop snatched her hand behind her back and she began resisting violently..

Damn I'm late

Hold on my people .

... Anyhow, all I could think of while all this is going on is .. I'm gone be on media take out .. LOL

... Or bossip.com

Scanner Brian adds: "It seemed strange that no one mentioned she would be late. Her group came out without her, late already, kept chanting her name and then abruptly left the stage right at 8pm. The lights went down, so everyone left, angry. As we were at the exit gate, Badu suddenly took the stage, played two songs, and disappeared again. Apparently, they had run out of time and still had to get Explosions in the Sky onstage. Oh well, whatever."

When cops pepper-sprayed, then arrested the fan outside Badu's house, the stalker had arranged various items, like blue shutters, a rabbit, a toucan and a sketch book. Ummm, we would have called the cops, too.

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Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:01:00 GMT

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Mom Films Her Boyfriend Having Sex with Her 13-Year-Old Daughter

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:55:00 GMT

The Sun reports today on the case of a 46-year-old Perth, Australia mom (well, until they take the daughter away from her, of course) who allegedly videotaped a 29-year-old man having sex with the mom's thirteen-year-old daughter.

And the video might have stayed under wraps, had the man not blackmailed another woman, a victim of his internet stalking...

Cops allege the girl's mother was also involved in the video and will appear in court next week.
She faces 19 sex offence charges.
The man has appeared before magistrates accused of having sex with the 13-year-old and recording the acts.
The man has been charged with more than 150 counts of distributing child pornography and having sex with an underage girl and was granted bail today.

Good Lord, did some Billionaire put up an island as collateral? How the hell was his bail low enough that he was able to meet it? One hundred and fifty counts-- and this doesn't even include the stalking, it seems.

The crimes came to light when early last month police say they received a complaint from another woman who said she was being stalked on the internet.
Perth policeman Sgt Greg Lambert said: "An unknown person was sending her emails that contained naked pictures of herself in the shower."
"The woman was threatened that the pictures would be posted on the web if she reported the matter."

When the po-po dropped by the idiot perv's house to check his computer, they found his exploitative video and probably beat the shit out of him. At least, we hope they did... although, if not, we're sure his future inmates will know what to do with this creep.

Via the Sun and News.com.au.

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Sloppy Seconds: John Cusack's Stalker is Neither Off the Hook or Unattractive

Emily Farris — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:33:00 GMT

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We can't really blame a girl for stalking John Cusack; who hasn't imagined him standing outside her window, wearing a terribly charming trench coat and holding a boom box over his head? So forgive us if we have a little pity on Emily Leatherman, the woman accused of stalking Cusack. Wednesday, judge rejected a plea bargain that would have allowed Leatherman to avoid state prison. If she ends up there, we'll send her casseroles. Totally without nail files baked into them! [Yahoo!]

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Today In WTF: Man Busted After Remarrying His Ex-Wife... Who Had A Restraining Order Against Him

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Wait a minute... lemme get this straight:

Timothy Cole was hosting a reception following his own wedding at his home in Batavia, New York, with his bride and a couple of friends. Late in the evening, a neighbor called the police and complained about an argument next door. Police arrived at the scene to find Cole fighting with one of his guests over something as innocuous as a chair. They took the groom to the station, whereupon running an arrest record search, they found something hilarious... and disturbing...

According to the Democrat And Chronicle, police found that Cole's

new wife had filed an order of protection against him less than six weeks prior to their wedding.

Though he said he could not go into specifics, Zola said Cole has “an extensive history” with the Batavia Police Department, adding that this is at least the second time that Cole has violated a court order of protection.

Not only that, they discovered the woman is Cole's ex-wife who he had, of course, just married a few hours earlier. We've heard of some terrible wedding nights, but this has got to be one for the history books for all concerned.

Cole was charged with second-degree criminal contempt July 1, meaning that he violated a previous court order. The July 1 order of protection required Cole to stay away from the woman he ended up marrying Friday. The order, which also mandated that he stay away from the woman’s home, school, business and place of employment, was to be in effect until July 1, 2011.

Because Cole violated that order of protection, he was charged with first-degree criminal contempt, a felony offense. His wife was not charged with anything, police said.

Via Democrat And Chronicle.

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The Love Detector: Creepiest New Technology

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:16:00 GMT

For the person who needs to know everything their lover is thinking, and for their lovers, who either won't know about this or don't mind being self-conscious about every breath, mumble, sneeze, and unspoken thought.

As reported by Reuters on V-Day:

Users who speak by pointing their mobile phones at themselves for video conferences can see a "love meter" bar on the screen of their handset during a conversation.

They later receive an analysis of the conversation delivered through text message that breaks down the amount of affection, surprise, concentration and honesty of the other speaker.

That's according to KTF in South Korea, makers of a product we love to hate. Just like those creepy-ass old carnival games, The Love Detector, now available for Skype PC, is about the weirdest and possibly the most fraudulent technology yet invented for mobile phone use. It was allegedly designed for people who couldn't be bothered to simply ask a crush if the crush is mutual, but apparently that didn't work and now they are moving into the girlfriends-of-strong-silent-types-who-don't-talk-about-their-feelings. (We can just hear it now: Man: Honey, I'm going to be late. Woman: Oooh, no! The Love Detector says you are suffering from a sense of detachment, are possibly homosexual, and are fondling a small dog while we're on the phone. What would you like for dinner?)

But that doesn't stop us from asking some poor soul out there with a PC (ha ha, suckers!) to try it out and not bill us for your use...

Colin Farrell Accuser Gets Pinched For Prostitution

Bryan Christian — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:25:00 GMT

First things first: click here to open up a MySpace page in the background. You're gonna want a certain piece of musical accompaniment before you read this post. Don't worry. We'll wait. Got it? OK, Let's do this.

Dessarae Bradford, the author of the publishing sensation Colin Farrell: A Dark and Twisted Puppy and performer of the song that you are hearing now (which depsite Alec Baldwin getting all the early lines is called "Colin Farrell is My Bitch") was arrested in November for prostitution. From Bradford's account -- which is posted on that MySpace page from before; read it only if you hate yourself -- she was unjustly accused of the crime in a sting, and plans on suing the LAPD for racism, sexism, dadaism, and somebody-get-me-on-meds-ism.

We wish Bradford all the luck in the world with this, since the last big lawsuits she got involved with -- against Mr. Farrell, who she accused of harassing her with text messages -- weren't exactly raging successes. One wonders if that time where she crashed Farrell's interview on the Leno show had anything to do with it?

Conan O'Brien's Priest Stalker A Lot Creepier Than the Horny Manatee

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:15:00 GMT

When betting on the next celebrity to be stalked, the odds on Conan O'Brien were 400/1. We had money on Catherine Zeta Jones (50/1), Ed Asner (200/1), and Sting (7/5). Conan doesn't seem like stalker's target at all. Should have known he'd end up with not just any stalker, but a priest stalker.

Follow the link for more grimy details.

Boston priest Rev. David Ajemian has been arrested for "sending multiple communications" to Conan O'Brien over the past 14 months. In one letter, Ajemian wrote, "I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution - or a spot on your couch." He has also referred to himself as "your priest stalker" and complained about not being allowed to see a taping of the show. This story sounds too gimmicky to be true. Stalker Priest Guy should be a character that fills in on Late Night with Conan O'Brien when the Masturbating Bear is sick.

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